not sure if the reality of this makes it sadder than the achewood where cornelius wakes up hungover to find he'd drunkenly dared to forever adorn his chest w/ a beautifully inked STAR WARS logo
― ogmor, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
face tattoos are no cool
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
although lightning blot ice cream cone is p cosmic
i can't imagine what it would be like to wake up every morning and look in the mirror and see that
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link
why does it make me think about sandra lee tablescapes :/
― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Thursday, 13 January 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
;_;
you know what makes me worry even more is how zonked his eyes look in that pic, like he had no fucking idea what was going on
― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 13 January 2011 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link
oh fucking hell i hope this is a joke
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
at least it matches his necklace
http://i.imgur.com/bcETC.jpg
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Weird Al has seen better days
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link
wow this is fucking sad
damn. that shit's forever. that might bet he worst tattoo ive ever seen in my life.
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 January 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
what kind of friends let you do that
― just sayin, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
he should get it removed before he loses all his money - dont want to be a grandpa w/that shit
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
my preconceived notion is that ppl who do that don't usually make it to grandpa age
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty surprised dude made it to 30 tbh. hes outlasted hendrix & jim morrison
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i dont want him to be like tyson, fat and weird and old
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol hes been like that for the last couple years dude
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
well + broke
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 January 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
this is so depressing :(
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
we gonna poll these or what?
http://gawker.com/5732848/gucci-manes-ice-cream-face-tattoo-6-theories-why
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
how about no
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
he took ice cream paint job a lil too literally
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
b/w
how much did pharell pay him to do that?
he was upset about being left out of village voice's top 5 OMG KRAZY RAPPERS
― Magill: a gorilla (some dude), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
that tat is extremely rare & based
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
rare, sure. based, no.
― flutes & fucking mexican death horns (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
basically WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF
in the grand scheme im pretty sure hes been thru harrowing enough shit that ridic facial tats are like *shrug* to him but its still way weird
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
deej, are you seriously arguing that there's some connection between "gucci mane has seen so much street violence" and "gucci mane likes marking up his face"
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
when my little brother died i said tattoo a cupcake on my face
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
just............stop
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
i was thinking this^^ -- def feel like an ice cream cone w/ lighting is based
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
and here is where I back out of the thread
have fun
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Thursday, 13 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:59 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark
ok i lol'd
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i think he's referring more to his drug habits and time in jail and mental facilities than being in the skreets? (xpost)
― Magill: a gorilla (some dude), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
idk if deej is right -- i think you could draw a connection from, fucked up life -> alcoholic/drug addict -> crazy person -> face tattoo, but w/e
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
....haha!
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i didnt say there was a connection w/ WHY he wanted to get the tattoo, just that when u were the target of a BMF hit who narrowly survived by shooting & killing the hitman, had numerous trips to prison & frequently abused substances, u might not have that sense of "hmm ... people might think about me differently if i had a ridiculous facial tattoo"
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
like, your sense of what is 'normal' in such situations might be a lil different. like, life-sucking pain is going to actual-prison, again, ppl judging you for a ridic tattoo is sorta small beans in comparison
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
when u think about it, violating his probation by doing coke is 10000x more harmful to his life than this
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
normalnothing that i do is normal
^^prescient
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
it's gonna fade a lot and look more like the rest of the tats on his face
probably wasnt a good idea to let some random passer by snap those pics, especially when the artist looks like if rob thomas were a dentist. terrible lighting too
just all around poor thinking
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
guys w/ multiple tattoos seem to make much less of a distinction between easily covered body tattoos and big unaviodable ones on your face than people who don't have any tattoos
― Magill: a gorilla (some dude), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
deej 100% otm
man anyway i was really hoping this was some photoshop prank last night but i guess this is real huh
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
can't wait for gucci to release a song w/ the hook "i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream"
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
If you insist on trolling at least be funny
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Like, you didn't even type "eye scream"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
man i saw birdman recently on mtv jams, his tattoo shit is out of hand, he looks like a fuckin weirdo
― mekka lekka hi mega-hiney hoes (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
btw someone at the wire should call "gucci 2 times" "hip hop's sheets of easter"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti8Y9I9gHR0
― mekka lekka hi mega-hiney hoes (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 January 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
how is this funny?
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link