r u really?
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.
― bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I think this whole thread is a hoax and none of it's happening
― lamey g. curtis (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Of course. Especially since none of us really exist outside of Ned's imagination.
― StanM, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck you for making me think about my cock and Ned's imagination at the same time
― gr8080, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this feels like watching a 3 hour trailer for a 10 minute movie
― five deadly venoms (San Te), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
No cock, just getting you all back for all the anticlimactic bumps.
― Solid Gold Danzas (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that's what she said
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
lololol
all net
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
We still have gotten nowhere w/ this btw
― Mrs. Doubtfife (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 5 February 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the untraceable likeness of peen
― buzza, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link
fail
― egregious fannydangling (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, I give up on this.
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nastybanners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Horse_penis.jpg
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
that's from 2006, in nebraska
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I meant for that to be really funny, sorry in advance
― Z S, Friday, 25 February 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
you have to go like this:
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"sorry in advance, guys"
― gr8080, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg
Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link
that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Obviously. Where's the lei?
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 25 February 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png
― StanM, Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:14 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
dying
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:21 (twelve years ago) link
poll??
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 07:47 (twelve years ago) link
This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI
Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.
― Lee547 (Lee626), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html
― nummy num kraut jizz goodness (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg
(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://pearlypenilepapules.com/images/bumps-on-penis.jpg
― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link
got a new zoom lenz
holy
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
z s wins the entire internet
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
your cock crashed my phone, just fyi
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:01 (twelve years ago) link
new board description
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
if you wait 20 seconds, one of the veins slightly shivers and then recedes as the morning dew glistens off of a stray pube
― rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
stare into the center and let your eyes relax
also helps to view on an HD monitor
http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/chicken.jpg
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?
Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.
― Je55e, Monday, 26 September 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.
― Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link