Sex Droughts

I had a partner once who still lived with his parents and brothers. His mom pulled me over one day and said, "No babies," and winked. That's the most it ever got discussed.

I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma.

OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM

"hey mom! I'm gettin' it in tonite!"

so at this point i'm wondering if I should just cut off my balls and move to the Himalayas

I've already looked into it, the immigration process takes forever and the rent is a bastard

also sin testiculos nagl in tibet '11 accordin to my sherpa mates

It is weird when Dad asks about hickeys.

Unless you're 15, probably.

xp You'll be living in your balls while you're there, right?

(gbx yay!)

In 2004 I was stirring a cup of coffee in the kitchen when Dad, as casually as ever, said, "Watch your neck" as he walked by. I checked the mirror and, yeah, I had a big ol'hickey from the previous night's dalliance.

Still trying to figure out how I left a large hickey at the front base of a girl's neck, I had a handful of bite bruises, and the sex was still just ok. This was, uh, a month and some ago, and I willingly went back to possible drought times. Imthink it just made me realize I need to get my shit together.

i would rather go without than have to endure a hicky

sex drought, 4 wisks

so wish alfred's dad had said 'protect ya neck'

comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man

On NYE a girl I had been dancing with and talking to ran up and bit my chest through my shirt. It hurt super bad for a few seconds but I forgot about it cause I was having fun and she was being playful.

The next morning it took me forever to figure out how I had a scab/hickey on my chest when I didn't make out with anyone the night before.

hickey partially paralyses woman

A girl went vampire on my neck, out of the blue (during sex) a few years ago. It was less of a hickey than a giant nasty bruise, like I'd gotten jabbed with a pool cue or something.

I think this girl just bruised easily.

On the other hand, she was biting the hell out of me. wtf, people.

I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.

I'm probably at a month or so. Seems longer.

Kind of wonder if that Sifl & Olly video upthread that Lorax posted was some foreshadowing of his posting last night

?

Video featured some guy explaining, in song, to S&O that he met the bestest girl and then sang about all this weird, suspect behavior from the girl

Lorax seemed to fall in love w/a stripper last night

comin through your town like your neighborhood biiiiiiter man

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

^^^^^

up past 3 months again. :/

http://thecalloftheland.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/drought.jpg

I also kind of want to sneer at hoos for considering 4 weeks a drought, but he's young... but then again, I wasn't really too "out there getting laid" when I was his age.

haha i actually started this thread, i'm just reupping with my current total is all

met a girl, thought the drought was over, then the girl walked it out like unk

my drought was almost over in December, but then our first session fell short for various reasons, and then we broke up like a week later :/.

slouching towards 5 years I think. I often wonder if I'll look back upon my twenties when I'm old aged and want to shoot myself for wasting them. Or if I'll have shot myself well before then.

(not really gonna shoot myself)

Haven't resorted to giving myself a "stranger" yet

As mentioned upthread, I had a 5-year drought from 24-29. I look back now and think "eh, I probably could've had some sex if I wanted to" but it doesn't keep me up at night or anything.

i'm not sitting at the foot of my bed crying or anything but my body is very cranky with me atm!

I miss cuddling/laying on the couch naked watching a movie/just staying in on a weekend night together more than I miss sex, tbh.

laying on the couch naked watching a movie

I can only be comfortable like this for a short amount of time. I ALWAYS end up putting on at least some pants.

I miss the kind of anticipatory stuff with someone new. The buzz. Its been ages. It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.

i don't even know what i miss these days. sex probably isn't in the top 5

It isn't bugging me anymore but sometimes I feel terribly lonely.

^^This^^ Sex and relationships seem more like a concept than an actual experience now. It really doesn't bother me that much, though films and music make me want it to.

Yeh music is when it hits me. Songs I like making out to or get daydreamy about or whatever. Bleh.

I miss cuddling/laying on the couch naked watching a movie/just staying in on a weekend night together more than I miss sex, tbh.

― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, January 21, 2011 2:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

oh god yes. these memories are always the first to haunt me.

i could never lay on the couch naked with someone for a long period of time without getting busy. I'd have a boner the entire time.

Well i mean it's ususally after you've already done that. No one just decodes to be naked while they watch a movie.

neo and trinity that one time

But a movie is around 90 minutes on average

I'm going to get a boner about two minutes after laying next to a naked chick, maybe ten minutes if I just had sex

Still no green shoots pushing through the snows of celibacy here. BF says weeks of physio will be required before he can consider anything so strenuous. Sympathy stores = well below zero.

i need to find some dude out there with no standards who will bang me

yeah im with mh, if i just had sex and am laying around nude...i can guarantee its boner time in 10 minutes again.

i think im at half a fatty all day anyways.

i'm at about 4 months now. i was ok for a while (even shot down/passed up a few chances) but since Dec I've been, um... wanting badly.
having a 1/3 century b-day bash tonight - so hopefully something comes up!