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and they all have soft drinks in hand i.e. the girls' drinks have been spiked

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Ken, that's Miller Lite, it's already alcoholic.


Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

but the obvious question is : who's taking the picture...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

"I sure hope this light is catching my good side. Maybe if I start to vogue a little..."

BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

oups, sorry ken c. couldn't type fast enough as i was giggling hysterically.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Waldo would be looking at the camera if it was a timed shot...

Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

...you fatally underestimate the power of the subconscious mind

john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

the girl on the right reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it (so to speak).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

eeew they heard it actually rattling

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!


xpost

kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

they could be siblings.

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lol@wayne

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

First week in new college when everyone is still being polite to everyone else? Some uncomfortable flat-warming party?

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

this reminds my of that exercise at school when you had to imagine what happens before or after the picture.
(anyway, where did you find that pic ??)

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that's so what a girl wants !

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

good god tuomas, no, i don't know them

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

what do you think they're listening to ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

and what's the blue box in the front ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the blue box is MORE MILLER LIGHT

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link

DUH

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

that's so what a girl wants !

didn't say that SHE (either of them) wanted it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

they are listening to "bombtrack"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

too easy

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

💔

Madchen, Sunday, 12 January 2020 19:06 (one month ago) link

she was just hugely appalled and said we should all be very ashamed of ourselves

#notallilxors

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 12 January 2020 19:19 (one month ago) link

actually she specifically named you

mark s, Sunday, 12 January 2020 20:42 (one month ago) link

blaimless

estela, Sunday, 12 January 2020 20:43 (one month ago) link

i am the faultless nice boy of ilxor.com

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 January 2020 20:58 (one month ago) link

Who's a good boy? You are!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 12 January 2020 21:03 (one month ago) link

guys it’s been a hundred years and most images don’t load anymore. Is Wayne the guy on the bed with the two girls in the room, the Nintendo or whatever, etc? Maybe a red cap? Didn’t it turn out he died? Now he is skinny and alive? Do I have to read this whole thread again or will someone with better memory do me a solid and recap?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 January 2020 02:46 (one month ago) link

listen to the podcast

lag∞n, Monday, 13 January 2020 02:49 (one month ago) link

hey ffm!

also yes. black cap. nope. yup. nope, and maybe but not me.

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 13 January 2020 03:05 (one month ago) link

is that actually him?

treeship., Monday, 13 January 2020 03:30 (one month ago) link

ffm the image in the first post got replaced at some point, and still works if you right-click (cmd+click on mac?)

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Monday, 13 January 2020 04:22 (one month ago) link

happy new year to wayne and crew!

babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 13 January 2020 04:28 (one month ago) link

ffm

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 13 January 2020 11:09 (one month ago) link

I gotta listen to that podcast I guess, hah! thank you m :) and hello! I lurk and lurk until Wayne shows up all P90x’d

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 January 2020 13:40 (one month ago) link

I listened to the podcast! What a journey! Thanks for reminding me; I always meant to

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 January 2020 18:33 (one month ago) link

hi wayne

idgaf (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:24 (one month ago) link

A comparison for those asking if its really him.

http://imgur.com/gallery/aDoKhXr

WaynesCrew610, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:41 (one month ago) link

lol top work bb

opden gnash (imago), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:44 (one month ago) link

lol!

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:48 (one month ago) link

until Wayne shows up all P90x’d

Wayne Liftus

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 22:51 (one month ago) link

No pain no Wayne!

nickn, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:07 (one month ago) link

I assume those two girls who "passed away" are being held captive in Wayne's sex dungeon

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:07 (one month ago) link

No pain cave no Wayne!

nickn, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:08 (one month ago) link

this is the bump i didn't know i needed today

ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:12 (one month ago) link

proof that there is life-after-dormitory

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 23:14 (one month ago) link

Damn, Wayne is looking fine! I would put him in a hedonistic headlock if you know what I mean!

Talk about a glow-up!

WaynesWorld, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 04:01 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

You guys

What if the real happen was the friends we made along the way

It happened after all

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 February 2020 09:53 (two weeks ago) link

Was it good for you?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 February 2020 14:58 (two weeks ago) link


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