Hypothetical Band Name

• Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!
• VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!
• Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!
• Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!
• Neo- hip band, obnoxious singer, "indie/dance" a la Republica, reference to The Matrix- what else would a band need to get a front cover on the NME!??! (Well, apart from losing all the post-1977 references, obviously...)
• Plank & Sprockets- ultra-credible UK Garage DJ/Producer duo, currently sought out by Madonna for her next album!!!!!
• F8-tah Liztik- ultra-hardcore "social realist" US rappy chappy!!!!!
• Clump- really doomy metal band!!!!!
• The Herpes- scuzzy US NY punk band, to be feted by NME as the best band since the Beatles!!! Will no doubt react to the inevitable storm over their name by claiming it's really a misspelling of "The Hairpiece", and donning wigs!!!!!!!
• Er, I'm out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Fart!!!!

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Every hypothetical band name in this thread has now been taken

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― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, December 23, 2022 11:57 AM

Texas Bitch, from an overheard phone conversation ("giiiirrl, you better tex' this bitch back"!!)

I think it sounds like a Jennifer Herrema side project.