Sex Droughts

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I believe 'waterfalls of pussy' was the phrase coined a few years ago.

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaYdsumxflw

ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ok smdh @ myself

ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/69039054.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

actually I believe gbx has reservations at the pussy buffet

dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I just realized how sad it is that I have this thread bookmarked.

knits you a baby (The Reverend), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

lol "the saddest bookmarks" would be a good thread

gr8080, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"all of them"

markers, Monday, 24 January 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

good answer, good answer!

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

*claps hands family feud style*

HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 January 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

;)

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=307600126698

markers, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

broken after nearly 18 months iirc

bouquet brigade (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the other weekend was a failure for me, btw. drought marches on.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

le sigh

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I am determined to get outta this drought soon

Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

*Gets into the cloud seeding plane and takes off*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

*climbs ladder next to Curt1s and activates the fire sprinklers*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm approaching one month HAAAALP

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

omg @ the ocean

Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

You can't drink it! It's salt water!

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Probably means you got burnt.

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Just on the face and hands, I bet. (Oh, and :-) Curt1s)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess clgdi came through for a bro

gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

13 months! w00t...oh wait :/

i pl0p bombs like hiroshima (San Te), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

well that includes a started-yet-aborted session with my last girl, we got 80% of the way there :/

i pl0p bombs like hiroshima (San Te), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

San Te got blueballed :/

The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

damn, crut really was determined huh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess clgdi came through for a bro

I'd say I have the magic touch, but given the intimate activity we're talking about, people might take it the wrong way. :-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I'm told that a good way to cure blue balls (other than the obvious way, of course) is to try to lift something too heavy for you to lift.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

:-)

gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

*kiss*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

mmhm.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

zuuuuuhh.

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Going stir crazy here.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah dont get me started...things exactly haven't been off the fuck charts in my house.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Muppet declared this weekend that he not only doesn't want to have sex any more, he doesn't want to want it, i.e. he does not intend to do anything about it. Would it be shallow and selfish to end a relationship on this basis? /sigh

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

no.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Just say "ok but I'm gettin it elsewhere u cool with that"

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The irony for me is I want things more when Im single than when I have it in a relationship.

I think JF was otm way upthread, I really just miss back scratches and having someone next to me. Back scratches and head scritchies omg MAN.

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Wish fervently cld say that and follow through, but so hung up on him, the idea makes me nauseous. What a dick. Upside: I do get some head scritchies. Hard to walk away from free head scritchies!

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

get a fuck buddy and some lice powder imo

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Hard to walk away from free head

(Sorry)

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

these days im lucky to get a kiss.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

At least extricate yourself before attempting to walk away... and pull yr trousies up.

xp

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

get out, both of you!

xp

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link


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