le sigh
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I am determined to get outta this drought soon
― Tuomagotchi (crüt), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link
*Gets into the cloud seeding plane and takes off*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
*climbs ladder next to Curt1s and activates the fire sprinklers*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8810507/2/istockphoto_8810507-cattle-steer-skull-on-dry-desert-land.jpg
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm approaching one month HAAAALP
― vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.surf-school-spain.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/craig-claims.jpg
― acid druthers temple (crüt), Thursday, 3 February 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
omg @ the ocean
― Ass Mutha Temple (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link
You can't drink it! It's salt water!
― The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Probably means you got burnt.
Just on the face and hands, I bet. (Oh, and :-) Curt1s)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess clgdi came through for a bro
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
13 months! w00t...oh wait :/
― i pl0p bombs like hiroshima (San Te), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
well that includes a started-yet-aborted session with my last girl, we got 80% of the way there :/
― i pl0p bombs like hiroshima (San Te), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
San Te got blueballed :/
― The Reverend, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
damn, crut really was determined huh
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd say I have the magic touch, but given the intimate activity we're talking about, people might take it the wrong way. :-)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I'm told that a good way to cure blue balls (other than the obvious way, of course) is to try to lift something too heavy for you to lift.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
*kiss*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link
NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link
mmhm.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
zuuuuuhh.
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Going stir crazy here.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah dont get me started...things exactly haven't been off the fuck charts in my house.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Muppet declared this weekend that he not only doesn't want to have sex any more, he doesn't want to want it, i.e. he does not intend to do anything about it. Would it be shallow and selfish to end a relationship on this basis? /sigh
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
no.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Just say "ok but I'm gettin it elsewhere u cool with that"
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
The irony for me is I want things more when Im single than when I have it in a relationship.
I think JF was otm way upthread, I really just miss back scratches and having someone next to me. Back scratches and head scritchies omg MAN.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Wish fervently cld say that and follow through, but so hung up on him, the idea makes me nauseous. What a dick. Upside: I do get some head scritchies. Hard to walk away from free head scritchies!
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
get a fuck buddy and some lice powder imo
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Hard to walk away from free head
(Sorry)
― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
these days im lucky to get a kiss.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
At least extricate yourself before attempting to walk away... and pull yr trousies up.
xp
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
get out, both of you!
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I get kisses but no tongues. It's like my boyfriend morphed into some kind of unfortunately hott, celibate gay best friend when I wasn't looking.
Love and shared accommodations make leaving not-so-simple.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
damn, tough situation.
― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
head scritchies!
― flopson, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
dan savage would tell you to give your partner a heads-up you're going to get your head-scratches (or what have you) elsewhere. then proceed with getting your head-scratch rocks off wherever you deem fit.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
i have been this muppet. my strong advice would be to end it
― vag vag vag (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link
you will look back and realize that it's actually pretty simple, it just doesn't seem like it now.
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I've done this before, it wasn't.
― Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Like, okay, I don't want to take out the trash or do the dishes but I fucking do them anyway. How hard is it to bone someone? Why would someone be all "oh I really like you but I don't want you to be sexually gratified anymore ever, sorry!"
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
"how hard is it"
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Its actually pretty hard to bone someone when you've lost interest in them, which sadly happens in relationships on occasion (been on both sides of this myself)
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
it's easier if getting hard isn't a requirement for boning.
― sarahel, Thursday, 24 February 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.
― berk psychosis (Trayce), Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link
back scratches
yessssss
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I think the word you're looking for is "degrading."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 24 February 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link