game-related lolz of some fashion

i tried the bulletstorm demo today. horrible.

So basically Bulletstorm is like playing any other FPS, except with a 14 year old boy screaming "woah fuck yeah!!! eat that motherf***ers!!!" in your ear all the time. Or in other words, like playing any FPS on multiplayer.

bulletstorm demo for me was basically elevated thx to playing the crysis 2 demo just before it but i would be the first to admit thats kinda like giving a thumbs up to spoiled milk because at least it washed down the taste of that shit sandwich you just finished

yeah, it's fucking stupid. The an FPS where the point of the game is not to kill people but to kill them in TOTALLY AWESOME AND NEW WAYS

you get achievements based on the originality of your sadism
it's kind of like congress

also: "butterdick"

http://i.imgur.com/7MgsJ.jpg

gaming and swivelling around like a twat, together at last

Isn't that how kids play handheld games anyway?

that's for galaga/pacman, huh?

http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

yeah

this is what galaga looks like now btw
http://i.imgur.com/XK956.jpg

oh that's MUCH BETTER.

what in the FUCK

Innovative accessory and packaging changes play patterns: tuck your Wii Remote into baby, connect your Nunchuk and watch your huggable newborn come to life! Put the baby to bed in the cradle packaging when the game is not in use

Posted on: 1/3/11
Xallin
This game is perfect for: kid gamers
A game that rewards your for shaking the baby! This is perfect for pre-teens and frustrated parents!

http://i.imgur.com/TYhYe.jpg

left: dmc5 creative director Tameem Antoniades
right: the rebooted Dante from dmc5

The baby has an annoying loud cry that is hard to stop. You are supposed to rock the baby to sleep or figure out how to stop her from cyring, but it's almost impossible. There should be a volume control to lower the sound of the crying baby. The crying comes out of the wii remote. After 10 minutes of play, my 9 year old daugher couldn't take the crying anymore. Neither could I.

MOST REALISTIC GAME EVER

the game you discover on your coffee table after a blackout drunk evening and must play for the next 18+ years!

this is a classic imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32_MwrS3vY&feature=fvwrel
part 1 has a cameo by the eugene jarvis, creator of defender and defender stargate

major lols at both "Duty Calls" and fatuglyorslutty.com

Rejected FO: New Vegas cover art:

http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/5396/9780373303014.jpg

http://www.gamersmint.com/kevin-butler-tricked-into-tweeting-ps3s-security-key/

I don't get it, how is it a trick? Did he just write his key?

he retweeted it apparently clueless as to what it was

not normally a fan of game-related attire, but this is cool

http://4.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/83/94/315fc2629a2b58d8cdd166b019ab6693.jpg

might be fake though, looks too good tbh.

small giggles
http://www.gamervision.com/users/loltim/articles/inglourous_plummers_trailer

http://iddqd.blog.hu/2011/02/09/igy_photoshopoltok_ti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1pWo0WZJE

Ho boy.

http://boingboing.net/2011/02/14/game-rape-trigger-cl.html

Guess what, kids: Bulletstorm causes rapes! Why? Shut the fuck up, thats why!

ha http://greatgatsbygame.com/
http://s3.greatgatsbygame.com/g_gatsby-ad-scanned.jpg

hah! good stuff, loved the cutscenes and various refs

in the same vein:
http://vectorbelly.com/godot.html

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1owrBQem1qfa84uo1_500.jpg

hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24&feature=player_embedded

"I unlocked that content when I bought it in a shop with a credit card!"

also he's otm re crouching

great gatsby game reminds me of my favorite clip from Look Around You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBcrTucxiRc

the sheer absurdity that f scott would have a lost novel called 'diarrhea dan' just makes me lol every time i watch it

ummmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY&feature=player_embedded

the first wii game to guarantee foursomes since mario kart

at 1:16, Only parental code "6969" will get you the hottest censored youtube action

http://www.everybodydancenow.net/deware/WeDareRemake.swf

xxp more like 'The first videogame to guarantee your dinner party guests will all leave in disgust since Custer's Revenge on the Atari'.

And it's rated 12+, wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQ5c9BzohM4#at=86

xp "Wait, whereya goin'? I got 'Beat 'Em 'n' Eat 'Em' here!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0

haha that We Dare ad seems like it's engineered to cause the maximum possible distress to lonely gamer nerds

Jackson has commented that fans will often come up to him and regale him with stories not of his actual football feats, but rather memorable Tecmo Bowl plays.[16]