people who poop first thing at work in the morning

what does this have to do with shitting.

If you don't know about the coffee/shitting connection you are a lucky man.

Scheduling completed coffee can force a pre-work pooping time.

That said, ideally you'd gulp a cup of coffee, walk around for a half hour, poop, shower, and then go to work.

Total nonsense, I can't wake up that early before going to work.

so that's what my upstairs neighbour spends >= half an hour walking round on the wooden floorboards right above my room at 7am every day, the fucker.

oh i know all about coffee/shitting....clockwork baby. drink my cup on the toilet sometimes.

gross dude

and read the news paper.

i dont drink it with my asshole.

brew some assuccino

If you don't know about the coffee/shitting connection you are a lucky man.

― Pirates of the Caribbean V: Letters of Marque & Reprisal (Phil D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:36 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And now I have the Alan Price song in my head...

i am captain multitasking shit.

plus im in there for a half an hour sometimes, need to get "shit" done.

preparing the gasspacho

1/2 hour! xp

that can't be good for you

has anyone had a conversation on the phone while pinching a loaf?

sometimes my legs fall asleep.

xxpost: Loads of interesting ILX posts overnight?

This thread has become a Colonic Confessional

i've been on a conference call while taking a dump.

A video conference call

grunts and all

my favorite mornings are the mornings when I have to go before I leave the house. After I get to work and have my coffee, I don't have to compete for the men's room (we have a single stall for like 50 people in my bldg).

I guess I will never find out why waking up at 5 a.m. means a 10-minute toilet session at 4 p.m.

its your shitcadia rhythm

I know I'm going to regret asking this but - does this imply that all of you go every day?

to work?

pretty much; when I eat poorly sometimes it's way more/less often.

like clock work e. once a day every morning, my wife on the other hand sometimes goes a week. Dont get it.

hmmmm

Yeah, I'm more errr similar to your wife in this respect. I don't get it. I'm a vegetarian and eat tons of freaking fiber. I probably need some of that Activia stuff or something.

btw - x-post - Hi Lex!! :)

she takes miralax and it doesn't work. she also drink what i call "shit tea".

activa had to change their slogan, because you guessed it...it was false.

she takes miralax and it doesn't work. she also drink what i call "shit tea".

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is this like that scene from 'austin powers'

Oh yeah, I read about that a couple weeks ago.

hahaha hey babe! gotta love that I surfaced instead of lurk for THAT. i'm trying to train myself away from 11AM but have no idea how. it's, um.. shitty.

I do drink a lot of coffee so that might be why!

Everytime I think of the regularity of (anyone's) pooping habits I think of King of the Hill episode where Peggy and Hank go to the doctor and she tells dr how often Hank poops and when he last pooped and Hank is all "….what?"

http://www.valleynaturals.com/swatches/50438_L_vvs_000.jpg

its made from tree bark and sawdust or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUogmewRyc

she's convinced it works, i dont buy that herbal hippie bullshit. You need to shit, the remedy is a six pack of bud heavies and two shots of sambuca.

BLAMMO

A trip to Captain D's always works for me.

Wait, there is a tea that makes your poops not feel like you are having an anal baby?

Whatever bargain basement coffee we used to have at work would do the trick for me within 45 minutes, even if I had just shit. It was amazing.

But yeah, I am like a twice-daily person AT LEAST lately.
(tmi poop etc)

I'm a one or two poops per day person. If I poop three times in one day, I might start thinking 'oh that's not good', but otherwise two Yule logs a day is fine.

ok I regret asking now

;)

who knew this thread would ruin Yule logs

yes its clinically tested on your anus.

steel cut oatmeal d00dz