The long overdue _Blade Runner_ thread

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I don't think Werner Herzog wants more life.

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

"life is like a box of chocolates. time to die."

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM

Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, how about this -- I once broke up with a girl when I was 20 years old because we had a two-hour conversation about Blade Runner during which she made it abundantly clear to me that she was not as smart as I am, or indeed most people I knew at the time. This was not a long or significant relationship. Better?

I'm still not really clear on why this is such a terrible thing to say. Breaking up with someone because you don't think they're very smart is a great reason to break up with someone -- one of the best reasons there is, I think. Just about everyone on this thread with any kind of dating history has probably done it (or, um, had it done to them).

Breaking up with someone because they don't like the film/music/whatever you like...well, maybe that's a little more questionable, but still, especially with film, who wants to spend your life fighting with someone, or slowly losing respect for them, because you're just not on the same wavelength?

(And would anyone really argue that strongly differing tastes in art can mean -- doesn't always mean, but can mean -- that there's an underlying personality difference that may prove to be a problem? Or that it can be just a wee bit alienating?)

So given all that: are people coming down on Kenan just because they don't think much of him, and so they're inclined to take the most negative interpretation of what he says...even if it's something that, if phrased a little more carefully (I'd leave out the "as smart as I am" bit, for starters) and posted by someone else, would get a free pass?

lurker #2421, Monday, 17 April 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i think it's the forrest gump of breakups.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds like the girl had a close encounter of the turd kind

RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i dumped a girl cuz she praised sally fields a little too highly once

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Less Gump, more Blade Runner please.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dobhran.com/images/forrestgump3.jpg

Ah seen things you people wouldn' buhlieve.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, there is another Spielberg movie that fits in here... Poltergeist, ostensibly directed by Tobe Hooper but as most reports have it, it's pretty much a Spielberg operation all the way through. Again, ignoring the delivery method (souped-up version of a Night Gallery horror episode) Poltergeist hits the markers of 1982 American cultural paranoia that Blade Runner does - only with suburban unease (instead of urban dystopia). Instead of man-made machines slipping away and coming back to haunt, the villian is the earth itself. OK, so it's personified by an old native american graveyard, but it's basically the same thing.

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, that's actually a pretty great call, now that I think of it.

It is suggestive of something that I've seen Poltergeist and Blade Runner any number of times but I only ever saw E. T. once in the theaters during its original run. And even then I missed the middle section cause I was bored and went to play video games in the theater lobby.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I just realized, 1982 was a hell of a year for genre movies... Blade Runner, The Thing, Poltergeist, Tron, The Road Warrior

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

and i was born that year too! i'm a genre human
dont forget ET!
and poltergeist 3 surely owes a little to blade runner?

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

poltergeist 3 = more than a little john carpenter + cronenberg, too.

vahid (vahid), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I just realized, 1982 was a hell of a year for genre movies... Blade Runner, The Thing, Poltergeist, Tron, The Road Warrior

Krull...er, wait.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Conan the Barbarian!

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

dont forget ET!

Ha! I wish I could have that movie permanently removed from my memory

LOL Thomas (Chris Barrus), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Conan the Barbarian!

1981, I think.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~jones/tmp352/projects98/group7/gump_momma.jpg

She won't live, but then again who does?

rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

nope, conan was in 1982. the dark crystal, too!

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuckin' A, and I was thinking of The Dark Crystal as well. Best year ever!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

star trek ii: the wrath of khan
48 hours
fast times at ridgemont high
the secret of nimh
the world according to garp
tootsie

i like lots of movies from 1982.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard that LEGEND was meant to be interpreted as a dream-vision Deckard was having right before his replicant body shorted out, hence the unicorns. Actually no I just made that up.

Petroski (petroski), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.bladezone.com/contents/film/production/props/costumes/rachael/images/BR-Rach-coat-01.jpg

Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time.

what would blade runner and wrath of khan be like if they magically switched casts?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.gforcemodels.com/gforce_kits/deckard.jpg

David Orton (scarlet), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

funny how?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

what would blade runner and wrath of khan be like if they magically switched casts?

ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Grudge Match - Deckard vs Richard Kimble:
http://www.grudge-match.com/History/deckard-kimble.shtml

David Orton (scarlet), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://southsidecallbox.com/ilx/orly.jpg

the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

omg. LOVE.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha, perfect.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

y'know, tied into the whole Spielberg thing upthread: I wasn't a big fan of Minority Report for various reasons, yet I have seen it twice anyway, and my favourite bit remains the whole GETTING NEW EYEBALLS part. Why? It seems so obvious now that it's b/c it's pretty freakin' Bladerunneresque.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

also maybe because peter stormare and caroline lagerfelt totally kicked ass in that scene.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, it's the best scene!

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:57 (eighteen years ago) link

jbr wins. please lock thread.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

was ice pirates in 82?

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

ICE PIRATES

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

LIKE BLADE RUNNER IT CROSSES GENRES AND PRESENTS AN ALL TOO BELIEVABLE FORECAST OF OUR FUTURE

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

THEMES: ICE, WATER

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link

AN ALL TOO BELIEVABLE FORECAST OF OUR FUTURE

I suppose Robert Urich *did* keep acting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ice pirates is like 'what if blade runner was political?'

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

the movie's 'icy cool'

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6303686788.01._PE20_.Spacehunter-Adventures-in-the-Forbidden-Zone._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

DAMMIT, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, was from 1983! Off by only one year!

It had Peter Strauss! Molly Ringwald! Ernie Hudson! Michael Ironside!

Was in 3D!

(ice pirates was from 1984, btw)

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i was definitely very interested in spacehunter.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

YOR THE HUNTER (FROM THE FUTURE)

METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN

Etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

don't forget another 1982 classic...

http://www.estragand.com/media/dumbpics/megaforce.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300247538.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Directed by "Cannonball Run"/"Smokey & the Bandit" auteur and official Burt Reynolds stuntman, Hal Needham!

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302824443.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Best movie ever, 11 February 2005

Author: gjpizzo04 from United States


This has to be the best movie of all time. Any future in which the properties of water change to become flammable is a future i can look forward too. Special visual and sound effects which compare to the likes of Space Invaders from Atari. However, I think the best was costume design of the monsters. It brings back memories of childhood from when my parents took me to see Dinosaurs Alive at the zoo. Reb Brown should win an academy award for his role as YOR. Only he can pull of such a great screenplay with classic lines like "Damn Talking Box". I can only hope that one day they make a sequel to this movie. I believe that it will be directed by this new and up coming star Ed V.

kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link


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