Sex Droughts

mmhm.

zuuuuuhh.

Going stir crazy here.

yeah dont get me started...things exactly haven't been off the fuck charts in my house.

Muppet declared this weekend that he not only doesn't want to have sex any more, he doesn't want to want it, i.e. he does not intend to do anything about it. Would it be shallow and selfish to end a relationship on this basis? /sigh

no.

Just say "ok but I'm gettin it elsewhere u cool with that"

The irony for me is I want things more when Im single than when I have it in a relationship.

I think JF was otm way upthread, I really just miss back scratches and having someone next to me. Back scratches and head scritchies omg MAN.

Wish fervently cld say that and follow through, but so hung up on him, the idea makes me nauseous. What a dick. Upside: I do get some head scritchies. Hard to walk away from free head scritchies!

get a fuck buddy and some lice powder imo

lol

Hard to walk away from free head

(Sorry)

these days im lucky to get a kiss.

At least extricate yourself before attempting to walk away... and pull yr trousies up.

xp

get out, both of you!

xp

I get kisses but no tongues. It's like my boyfriend morphed into some kind of unfortunately hott, celibate gay best friend when I wasn't looking.

Love and shared accommodations make leaving not-so-simple.

damn, tough situation.

head scritchies!

dan savage would tell you to give your partner a heads-up you're going to get your head-scratches (or what have you) elsewhere. then proceed with getting your head-scratch rocks off wherever you deem fit.

Muppet declared this weekend that he not only doesn't want to have sex any more, he doesn't want to want it, i.e. he does not intend to do anything about it. Would it be shallow and selfish to end a relationship on this basis? /sigh

i have been this muppet. my strong advice would be to end it

Love and shared accommodations make leaving not-so-simple.

you will look back and realize that it's actually pretty simple, it just doesn't seem like it now.

I've done this before, it wasn't.

Like, okay, I don't want to take out the trash or do the dishes but I fucking do them anyway. How hard is it to bone someone? Why would someone be all "oh I really like you but I don't want you to be sexually gratified anymore ever, sorry!"

"how hard is it"

Its actually pretty hard to bone someone when you've lost interest in them, which sadly happens in relationships on occasion (been on both sides of this myself)

it's easier if getting hard isn't a requirement for boning.

Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.

back scratches

yessssss

Well I dunno, personally I cant lie there and let someone screw me when I'm not enjoying it in the slightest... thats kind of ... not pleasant. imo anyway. I'd rather go without.

I think the word you're looking for is "degrading."

Three weeks and counting for me, mostly because of my husband's depression.

I'm giving it until my next birthday before I lop my dick off and fedex it to Greenland.

well those following my weekend updates know my drought ended

it was a president's day miracle!

was this an isolated shower or the harbinger of the storm

that remains to be seen my friend

for now, an isolated shower

this lady i'm seeing is....insatiable

braggin' 2011

feelin u bro xpost

yeah sorry. it's just novel after a pretty hefty drought, is all.

xp

seven fat years seven lean years iirc

when do my fat years start?

^i thought i clicked on the fitness chicks thread, and was confused

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

funnily enough once you get fat the lean years kick in.

It's a shitty metaphor tbph, we should prob use another

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

LOL were you in a porn film or something =)

need to get laid tbh

its weird how impatient i am about it now

Me too! And usually I honestly dont give a rats, but something's put ants in me pants lately. Its ... frustrating.

well part of it is the 'so close yet so far' thing cause there are phone calls i could make that would substantially increase the chances of precipitation but all.....clouds are.....not accessible.

my friend was a pizza delivery dude too and he was kinda shocked how often he was accosted by customers

and/or offered a joint

stuff like that

sounds like a dream job!