Sex Droughts

well those following my weekend updates know my drought ended

it was a president's day miracle!

was this an isolated shower or the harbinger of the storm

that remains to be seen my friend

for now, an isolated shower

this lady i'm seeing is....insatiable

braggin' 2011

feelin u bro xpost

yeah sorry. it's just novel after a pretty hefty drought, is all.

xp

seven fat years seven lean years iirc

when do my fat years start?

^i thought i clicked on the fitness chicks thread, and was confused

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

funnily enough once you get fat the lean years kick in.

It's a shitty metaphor tbph, we should prob use another

My fat years (metaphorically AND literally) were my pizza delivery years.

LOL were you in a porn film or something =)

need to get laid tbh

its weird how impatient i am about it now

Me too! And usually I honestly dont give a rats, but something's put ants in me pants lately. Its ... frustrating.

well part of it is the 'so close yet so far' thing cause there are phone calls i could make that would substantially increase the chances of precipitation but all.....clouds are.....not accessible.

my friend was a pizza delivery dude too and he was kinda shocked how often he was accosted by customers

and/or offered a joint

stuff like that

sounds like a dream job!

your friend =

http://img.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/COL-D03722D/1/Loverboy.jpg

EXTRA ANCHOVIES

I was thinkin more like this:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l75ekoXPq91qcym1wo1_500.jpg

(amazing how easy that was to find typing "david cross pizza" haha lol)

Trayce, try going through short-term nymphomania and having your period at the same time. (No, I can't just ignore the mess and do it anyway. It gets too painful.)

Ladies and Gentleman,

I er. So anyway!

christine, tell me more about this short term nymphomania

do not GIS for big sausage pizza

Love ENBB for posting Lover Boy = for some reason I am obsessed with that terrible film.

lol I don't even know how many times I've seen that movie. It was always on TV when I was growing up. That and the other Dempsey masterpiece "Can't Buy me Love".

Christine Greatest Troll Ever Indigo

NO. Never. I never troll people. I love discussion boards too much to do that to them.

Christine, how do you define "short term"?

The Ronnie Express.

xp This one lasted two days and was gone.

most weeks I don't really miss it.

Lucky you! I miss my period one week and I start worrying I'm pregnant for sure.

i am basically constantly terrified that i'm pregnant

i have twice dreamt that i was pregnant. it felt (in my dream) like i had to take a shit. (though i did not actually have to shit, fyi.)

curiously, in my dream i was surprised but not upset about the situation

i think i had a pregnancy dream once tbh. i didn't know how to take it.

xp I meant the STN, not my period--that usually lasts 3-4 days (sometimes 1 or 2). And my husband had a vasectomy 15 years before I met him, so I don't have to worry about that.

The pregnancy dream that I talked about on the 77 What's Happening thread is the only one I've had that I can remember.

My sex drive has been almost zero lately. Like, I haven't even gone looking for pr0n to kill time. I think I've only rubbed one out about twice in the last month. I've heard that's a sign of depression, but I don't think that's what this is. My day to day life is typically upbeat and I'm not dwelling on any weighty problems, but sex just seems to be something my mind/body isn't gravitating toward recently.

Guess I'm not fishing for solutions, just reassurance that I'm not broken.

Eh, thats basically how I operate 80% of the time (even in a relationship, which has been an issue).

I'd gladly swap with you - my current state is not usual for me and is turning me into a complete idiot. Who needs this shit.

xp Depression doesn't just manifest itself as being sad; it can also manifest itself as constant irritation and/or unexplained vague physical ailments. Do you have any of those?

Depression can manifest as just being alive!

t-bomb

I think you're alright. I like to think my libido alternates between "healthy", as they say, to nonexistent, both for significant periods of time - I'm reasonably certain that this is differentiated from out-and-out depression, which I think I've dallied with once or twice in the past.

it can also manifest itself as constant irritation and/or unexplained vague physical ailments

Other than just being irritated at the whole world in a general sense, no...neither of these apply.

I'm glad to hear that.

being in a body is so weird, like you have to put other stuff into it to stay alive and then go unconscious for several hours each time the planet goes around and then sometimes you need to mix with other people and there is this whole body of mythology and epic poetry and hbo series built around it

that said i think it is unhealthy to go for a long period of time w/o having sex; it's not conducive to mental health etc. we naturally feed off of the earth, everything we take in as food comes from the earth, but by way of the sun and the moon

but anyway sexual repression is bad imo