ilx comp v. five - this is not the music of l. ron hubbard, music maker (available to download)

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you can also do something from these hubbard-related records:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Earth_%28album%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jazz

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"Terl, The Security Director" has gotta be good.

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, I thought the idea was to that people did all the titles of one of his releases. But if there's another open slot I'll gladly take it.

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

to

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, "the spacer's lot" has got to be amazing

odd future wolves GM trade them all (bernard snowy), Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

songs/titles to choose from:

"The Road to Freedom"
"The Way to Happiness"
"The Worried Being"
"The Evil Purpose"
"Laugh a Little"
"The Good Go Free"
"Why Worship Death?"
"Make It Go Right"
"The ARC Song"

and the non-road to freedom hubbard songs:

"Golden era of Sci Fi"
"Funeral for a Planet"
"March of the Psychlos"
"Terl, The Security Director"
"Jonnie"
"Windsplitter"
"The Mining Song"
"The Drone"
"Mankind Unites"
"Alien Visitors Attack"
"The Banker" 3:19
"Declaration of Peace"
"Earth, My Beautiful Home"
"Mission Earth"
"Treacherous Love"
"Bang-Bang"
"Teach Me"
"Cry Out"
"Just a Kid"
"The Spacer's Lot"
"Joy City"

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

the wikipedia page left off:

L’ENVOI, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

hauntological-hysteric theater (get bent), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, if it doesn't necessarily have to be one from the original album, I'll choose "Alien Visitors Attack". Otherwise I'll take whatever is up for grabs.

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay, so judging by what's upthread this is the shape of it so far, any corrections plz holler.

Edward III - Why Worship Death
Polyphonic - Evil Purpose
Grannykart - Laugh a Little
Snoball - Make It Go Right
MaresNest - The Worried Being
Gott Punch - The Arc Song
n/a - The Good Go Free
Bernard Snowy - The Way To Happiness
Le Bateau Ivre - ?

Fwiw I may change mine, the temptation to do 'The Drone' is pretty great.

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks MaresNest, I'll The Road to Freedom!

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll take

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Gotcha.

Edward III - Why Worship Death
Polyphonic - Evil Purpose
Grannykart - Laugh a Little
Snoball - Make It Go Right
MaresNest - The Worried Being
Gott Punch - The Arc Song
n/a - The Good Go Free
Bernard Snowy - The Way To Happiness
Le Bateau Ivre - The Road To Freedom

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Do we upload the songs somewhere, or e-mail them?

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Hang on, poly said they'd do evil purpose if someone'd write the music for them. I didnt see that and I nabbed it too.

I guess I can do something else.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes plz Trayce join in on the Scientological-Hauntological-Philantropological fun too! :-)

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

You can send them to me and I'll store them all and get some art done etc:

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Only £500 for your first course.

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

OK guys I'm in for March of the Psychlos

clearly I have defeated this earthworm (Matt #2), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice Matt, be sure to include mellotrons.

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Plural intentional btw

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Mellotron percussion tape frame here I come

clearly I have defeated this earthworm (Matt #2), Monday, 28 February 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Trayce I think you should do Evil Purpose. I think I'm better suited for adding a vocal track if anyone wants one.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 28 February 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Well maybe if I do an instro i can send it to you to vocalise! I cant promise anything I come up with will be *good* mind u.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Monday, 28 February 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh man I missed out on this thread. I wish I could get on board, this is such a ridiculous album as source inspiration! I have heard it! It is really bad. I guess the last "Thanks for listening" track isn't really taken - I could do it. Its fucking nutso L Ron trying to be a crooner or whatever - I think the whole thing was his idea of doing like a Jackie Gleason-produced smooth pop album or something. I love how Chick Corea is always willing to throw away any shred of cred for $cientology...

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

but if we're extending things to whatever those songs are from I want "Funeral for a Planet" !!! What a title!

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Shit I am going to have to back out. All of my stuff is broken and I am broke, soooo... Someone else take The ARC Song and fly! FLY!

You sure slapped some meat in their eyes, Jimmy. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 February 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

you know what kills planets don't you? suppressive persons...

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

but blasting nukes in volcanoes will only fuck a planet up for a few million years.

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Will take whatever's available.

sex cells (S-), Monday, 28 February 2011 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link

SOMEONE has to do "L'Envoi Thank You For Listening" -- that thing is the funniest.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 February 2011 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Well maybe if I do an instro i can send it to you to vocalise!

Let's do this.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 28 February 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously where is LJ and why hasn't he already claimed L'ENVOI THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 28 February 2011 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

poly - I'll do my best! I'm a timidly bad songwriter but I'll see wot I can do.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Monday, 28 February 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

There needs to be some nasty whispering in it tho imo.

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Monday, 28 February 2011 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link

SOMEONE has to do "L'Envoi Thank You For Listening" -- that thing is the funniest.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, February 27, 2011 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

sold!

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

someone else can have funeral for a planet.

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck i never saw this thread til now.. actually liked l'envoi thank you for listening title best

but i hear that ARC song is now available? can i do it can i??!??!

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 28 February 2011 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU CAN!

You sure slapped some meat in their eyes, Jimmy. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 28 February 2011 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Any suggestions for titles?

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Monday, 28 February 2011 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

"Do not thank us if you haven't listened" ?

Mark G, Monday, 28 February 2011 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Hello, please can I have "The Mining Song". SPACE TIN is clearly mine under Cosmic Stannary Law.

I care because you don't (Karen D. Tregaskin), Monday, 28 February 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

"Are you Thetaning me?"

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 28 February 2011 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Edward III - Why Worship Death
Polyphonic/Trayce - Evil Purpose
Grannykart - Laugh A Little
Snoball - Make It Go Right
MaresNest - The Worried Being
Gott Punch - The Arc Song
n/a - The Good Go Free
Bernard Snowy - The Way To Happiness
Le Bateau Ivre - The Road To Freedom
Matt2 - March Of The Psychlos
Viceroy - Funeral For A Planet ?
Ken C - The Arc Song
Karen D.Tregaskin - The Mining Song

Now it's looking good, maybe we should push the deadline back a little?

Hey Matt, wanna do a collab on DRONE?

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Monday, 28 February 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"Bang-Bang" reserve?

Mark G, Monday, 28 February 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey Matt, wanna do a collab on DRONE?

Let's do it!

clearly I have defeated this earthworm (Matt #2), Monday, 28 February 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool, I'll FB yer

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Monday, 28 February 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

viceroy is doing l'envoi thank you for listening now.

SOMEONE has to do "L'Envoi Thank You For Listening" -- that thing is the funniest.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, February 27, 2011 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
sold!
― no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Monday, 28 February 2011 07:39 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Monday, 28 February 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay got that.

Edward III - Why Worship Death
Polyphonic/Trayce - Evil Purpose
Grannykart - Laugh A Little
Snoball - Make It Go Right
MaresNest - The Worried Being
Gott Punch - The Arc Song
n/a - The Good Go Free
Bernard Snowy - The Way To Happiness
Le Bateau Ivre - The Road To Freedom
Matt2 - March Of The Psychlos
Viceroy - L'Envoi Thank You For Listening
Ken C - The Arc Song
Karen D.Tregaskin - The Mining Song
Mark G - Bang Bang
Matt2 & Maresnest - Drone

Why don't I have a goddamned hash key on this Mac!!

Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Monday, 28 February 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

^ sabotage, they've found out where you live

Tom D (Tom D.), Monday, 28 February 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

#

Copy and paste this one!

Mark G, Monday, 28 February 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i guess it's from an anti-sc1entology musical.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Meanwhile, back to the source!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/l-ron-hubbardss-weird-music-career

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...
eight years pass...

ken's 'the ARC song' is always in my head. possibly the greatest ilm compilation track of all time

imago, Thursday, 26 May 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link

I just checked back and holy shit, the Mediafire link is still working.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 26 May 2022 17:12 (one year ago) link

Forever a treasure

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 May 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link


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