New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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Perhaps you accidentally bought them from Fake Steve Jobs.

― Alba, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

the best part: the customer service rep handling my claim says he works from Friday to Tuesday! I filed this shit on 2/24 and the only official response I've received so far was the "sorry but those receipts in your inbox don't exist" email I got yesterday, so now I probably won't hear anything else until like next week.

I handle a lot of customer service for my real job so despite all evidence to the contrary I'm really trying to be patient and operate under the assumption that I'll get my $80 back but they've handled this extremely badly so far.

― The Land Berore Time (jamescobo), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't stop. Apple puts on this impenetrable omnipotent sheen but obviously it's subject to the same laws as everyone else.

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

sense of childlike wonder act 1984

― Romford Spring (DG), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

app store is down, that seems early

― mh, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Um, I mean the online apple store, not the app store.

― mh, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

wallet: ready

― Romford Spring (DG), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

― hand solo (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

can't sleep (not because of this but whatevzz)

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

looks like insomnia means i will see this thing unfold

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ah, didn't realize there was an 'event' today

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

not only is there an event, Jobs is rumored to make an appearance

― Super Cub, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

hopefully not Weekend at Bernie's style

― Euler, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

'one more thing...' <squeak squeak>

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

first 100,000 ipads sold packaged with an authentic hair of jobs

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

pix -

http://www.dgtle.com/data/attachment/forum/201103/01/042152dyiwmri00snxsioi.jpg

http://www.dgtle.com/article-29-1.html

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

nice but by all account this looks to be a 3GS iteration of the existing model, so probably no urge to upgrade

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it lives

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

dude's a skeleton in a skivvy

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"When we said the iPad was magical, people laughed at us. But it's turned out to be magical."

― schwantz, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

oh what a load of dog shit

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I HATE APPLE

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

10:11
Dan Moren:
Here's a video for 2010 being the year of the iPad.

10:11
Dan Moren:
A/V problems.

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

dog shit, right?

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

iPooch

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a stream somewhere?

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

nah, just liveblogs http://www.macworld.com/article/158138/2011/03/ipad_event.html

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

they're calling it, um, the ipad 2

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

i refuse to liveblog this shit btw

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i must have this thing. don't get in my way, that's all i'm saying.

― just woke up (lukas), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

lol white

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ships next week

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

(no countries yet)

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

o rite, 25 march in au, ca, fr, de etc etc

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

couldn't they just build in an HDMI out?

― el tuomboto (cozen), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

fucken magnets

― joe, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

really dislike 5yo fellers unironically using the word 'cool'

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

56yo fellers

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

omfg rotation lock!!

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

hdmi port built in would add width. same reason there isn't one on macbooks.

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

― el tuomboto (cozen), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

xp
ah, makes sense

― el tuomboto (cozen), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Time to ban AA from this thread. Seriously, you keep posting on the wrong thread. It's really boring.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna start trolling the his linux thread next time there is a significant development in the linux world.

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone actually care about photo booth?

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Hotspot confirmed for 4.3 (iphone 4 only). Local telco support of this will determine whether I get a 3g or wi-fi ipad.

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

xp kids will use the hell out of it in apple stores but apart from that, no.

― joe, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxp not seeing how '56yo guys shouldn't say "cool"' is a problem

― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

At no point have I ever said "My iPad is too thick!"

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

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