Sex Droughts

I suspect I might be breaking my 6 month drought in the next week or two, with gusto. Heh.

LOL that short film was great btw. Very Daniel Clowesish.

That's great, Trayce!

Well it'll remain to be seen, but hey! :)

Tmi and/or braggin' 2011, but my drought is very, very over and it seems to be monsoon season over here!

http://www.falconfriday.com/images//2007/05/a.jpg

that guy's really cute irl

I'm happy for you, homo II!

:-)

that guy's really cute irl

weezy or fat joe?

yeah i broke it off! hurrah. 12 pumps and i was done.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F9j1lmEgVJA/SVqvpIuZWHI/AAAAAAAAD6I/dkQX5qljjyw/s400/DancingInTheRain.jpg

now on 16 months. jeezus. not including the previously mentioend aborted attempt

hell yes Trayce!

I know right? :D

omg u totally did it

I knew it would happen, Trayce! Yay!

I'm still praying for rain.

U know the weirdest bit for me - this all happend 12 months TO THE DAY from when my last bf dumped me. WEIRD.

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me, this weekend

except without the dress or the pigtails

i mean, not on me

well i mean the dress wasn't

you know what i mean

was your drought four days or

haha my previous post was anticpatory

even my hand turns me down lately

12 months TO THE DAY

I had a series of relationships that started on October 10th or thereabouts for a few years. Kind of a weird routine.

It's fall and love is in the air.

god these revelations about my ex girlfriend having slept with ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS (not that i have many, and all in completely legitimate ways, so i can't even let anger be my release) is a good way to amplify my loneliness and desire for intimacy.

cf the compilation "drunken posts you'll later regret".

It's taken me about 10 years, but I think I've gotten to a point where I'm pretty much bored with porn. Consequently, I really want to fuck.

My husband went to the doctor to try to get his blood pressure prescription changed so that we can start fucking again, but he was told that all of them have that effect. Bummer.

jeez merdeyeux i can't think of too many ways in which my friends would 'legitimately' get to sleep with one of my exes tbph

oh ya forgot i posted that. odd bit of emo-drunk hyperbole, ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS is actually two of em (although my category of 'best friends' has only three or four people), and the legit circumstances are that there were ~feelings~ involved (and they were a year apart), albeit ones that didn't really work out in the end for various reasons. tbh lots of things (and i'll quote myself cuz actually typing it out when sober is a bit on the embarrassing side) "amplify my loneliness and desire for intimacy" and in the cold rational light of day i recognise that i just gotta get laid and remember that sex isn't actually that big a deal and then see how the ball continues to roll.

(i wonder if i've ever posted in this thread sober before.)

nice goal from nzogbia

haha wtf sorry

when Torres scores you can post here

'score before Nando' sounds like a productive target for the Sex Droughts Crew to take on.

scored before nando /braggin

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b6/Nando%27s_logo2.jpg/250px-Nando%27s_logo2.jpg
'choked the chicken' joke in 5... 4... 3...

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you bastard Fernando.

forgot to bump this a while back, so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I555U5wGns

omg u haven't had sex since 1977

tho tbf a prius might help you break that loong wait

ridin' high

Um. So. A month in with an awesome guy and we still havent uh, you know. I mean, we've done lots of entertaining things but not the obvious. Because... um..

this is awkward. Cos he cant get it up. Guys what do I do here? I know this is Horrible thing #1 for a guy and this hasnt happened to me before ugh. I'm not taking it personally, I know he must be mortified. ARGH.