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Rubbish Smiles

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gazza is the new God.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh hang on...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

US troops attack Hussein's pussy.

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"what 'great' jazz musicians just do not 'get' (and why)"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

i now have region free hair

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesbion Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

or even..

Lesbian Conversation Questions

― smee (smee), Monday, 10 February 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"hitler" as pejorative (really)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 10 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just about to add that one, Mitch!

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 10 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

From ILM: What lesbians/fanzines/radio stations/people should I send my band's demo to?

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

there aren't enough horrors in the day

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

World Bursts!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Martin Skidmore and other corporate crap."

Sorry, Martin! ;-)

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 20 February 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

not a misread title, but a misread person. i saw an Andrew Farrell post and thought it said American Football

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Things Said By JESS!!! While Sleeping.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

every thread title ends with 'yo' in my eyes.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've redesigned myself!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

what people are you doing for the weekend?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 21 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

happy birthday JESuS!!!

The Christmas thread.

― Skottie, Saturday, 22 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is staying up really really late bad for your breath?

― JeremyZag, Sunday, 23 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

And an endless and heartfelt 'fuck you' to everyone

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you own a stripper jumper?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

How can you be so ELVIS?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha Ha : I dropped my book in the bath and it went "F.A.T.?"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your favorite underutilized contraception. (48 new answers)

Go the intrauterine coil thingy!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 26 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

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WAIT I swear to god the word "Hall" was missing when I posted that previously!

― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:26 (two months ago) link

The Million Mom March was totally a thing though. It was 2000. I was there, but the moms didn't stand still long enough for me to count them.

I think we saw half of Heart (Nancy Wilson, I guess) and I was about to make a dumb "half-Hearted" joke but then thought the better of it and kept my mouth shut.

― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 04:04 (two months ago) link

Xpost it was added in the mod request thread

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 04:43 (two months ago) link

Don't Get POLL'd On Me Babe: Lloyd Banks Solo Albums

― brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2024 02:37 (two months ago) link

End 70's vocal album opening tracks

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 16 February 2024 04:30 (two months ago) link

Masters of the Air (Spielberg spanking series on Apple+)

― brimstead, Friday, 16 February 2024 20:35 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

What would you be like as a 16-year-old daddy?

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 02:48 (one month ago) link

small-time dime-dropping

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 02:55 (one month ago) link

The Films of Alexander Pope - C/D

― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 March 2024 09:16 (one month ago) link

Skrewdriver: Classic or Dud?

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 14:29 (one month ago) link

Worthy Acts Snubbed By The Rock

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Sunday, 17 March 2024 06:21 (one month ago) link

The day the POLL went away: Nigel's The Farage

― Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Sunday, 17 March 2024 16:37 (one month ago) link

Lol ukelele poll

― sarahell, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 09:03 (one month ago) link

Man clothes: where do you bury them?

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:53 (one month ago) link

Hardcore Margarine Sufferers Unite

― Tom D (the first British Asian ILXor) (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 14:32 (four weeks ago) link

Back when Paul Schrader played along with the musical guest on Letterman

― mark s, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:16 (three weeks ago) link

Chillied Rolling Stones

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 25 March 2024 09:31 (three weeks ago) link

"Good books about bad music"

somebody should actually make that thread

― silverfish, Monday, 25 March 2024 13:09 (three weeks ago) link

Is there a "Good music about books" thread?

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 25 March 2024 17:58 (three weeks ago) link

“Good dancing about architecture”

― epistantophus, Monday, 25 March 2024 19:40 (three weeks ago) link

Songs heard while strippin'

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:02 (three weeks ago) link

it's just because of the way it's ordered in my bookmarks at the top of the page but

A thread about the Denis Villeneuve-helmed reboot of DUNE
"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Fremen

― silverfish, Monday, 1 April 2024 13:22 (two weeks ago) link

poets very much in character

― paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:37 (two weeks ago) link

baader-meinhof members who changed everything

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 4 April 2024 05:47 (two weeks ago) link

the tuba

― The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2024 14:19 (two weeks ago) link

Band members who changed underwear

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 April 2024 15:06 (two weeks ago) link

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