Why Shampoo?

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Shampoo is a detergent, not a soap, right? I get so confused.

I knew a guy in college who used Pert Plus on his entire body and had no trouble. I've done similar things when running low on soap, I don't see why that would be a problem.

Philosophy makes a line of bath products that are meant to be used as shampoo as well as liquid body soap.

I have often wondered if anybody has ever tried to de-frizz/straighten their body hair. Imagine long, sleek locks hanging from your ahem and elsewhere. What fun.

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HAHA I bought some defrizzing shampoo a while ago but it didn't work, so I began using it in the nether regions - just to try and use it up, mind you. No it doesn't defrizz there either, but I content myself with the amusement factor of having a special bottle of pube shampoo. I should label it as such, but that might discourage other family members from using it, and I'm trying to GET RID OF IT after all.

I can pee on myself any time I like, it doesn't have the same funfactor.

But if we're talking shower gel, I always have about five different bottles open at any given time, and particularly like Tesco's own-brand watermelon, sainsbury's own-brand lime and coconut (like showering in thai green curry!), and all of the palmolive ones, particularly the Thermal Spa with the little spheres of freshness inside, and the exotic Creme.

I used to date a girl who was a FREAK for the shower, loved to spend hours in there, fuck in there, etc. Great dirty/clean days, i remember giving her a Gillette Mach 3 razor and blades (she was always stealing mine) as a surprise gift once, and she was so *chuffed*...

Conditioner makes a pretty good shaving cream if nothing else is available.

I once read that water-based lube makes a very good shaving gel. I tried it out; whoever said it is WRONG.

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I quit shampoo and conditioner 3 years ago and have never looked back. I was on tour w a woman who had amazing blue hair and it stayed looking amazing even though showers were super hard to come by. So I asked her what her secret was and she told me baby powder, just put it in your hair, shake it out, comb it through, do whatever you need, and voila! I instantly loved this and I have super oily skin/hair so it was a godsend. Of course lots of times I end up looking like a weirdo but that's never stopped me before!

my hair looks incredibly stupid after shampooing and i always need to use product to make it look natural. my dressed down, effortless style is a lie.

no offence adam but doesn'r yr hair stink?

Did she dye her hair tho

My hair probably stinks but I had a spinal tap shortly after I was born which more or less killed my sense of smell entirely. I was told I smell before I started doing this, it's something I've had to deal with my whole life, so it's not really a concern.