― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link
That said, while I doubt any harm whatsoever is going to come to a baby who watches someone masturbate, it's still easy enough to maintain a little privacy and put the baby (or yourself) elsewhere. The baby shouldn't have to watch you jerk off, you know? So, you know, why not? Especially if it isn't your baby.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link
I hadn't even thought of that...
If you're babysitting, just call the parents and ask them if it's okay.
― StanM (StanM), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Øystein (Øystein), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link
"Hi, Uncle Steve, I just wandered if it was... OK to... wank next to your baby?" - this is making me roffle like a madman.
― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
(I know I'm offended but you can do time for it?)
― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― aylene (Dorca), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Øystein (Øystein), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Is it wrong for a couple to have sex while their baby is sleeping in the same room, knowing that the baby might wake up? Or if the baby isn't sleeping at all? Or for a couple to have sex in their bedroom, with their children sleeping in adjoining room, even though they might wake up and hear the noises? How are these things different from the original poster's question?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
You forgot that it could have sperm in his eye.
EW!
I'm trying to think of all the posters who recently became a parent.
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link
up and down their COCK.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link
with their genitals growing bigger and then stuff squirting out of it.
anyway i think the worst part is you knowing the baby being there and still doing it. i mean, that's like sick. it's almost as bad as shagging in a room where there's a huge photo of your parents somewhere in it.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link
dude i think it has.
And you think an infant of that age has some conception of what such movement means? I was at least ten before I learned it.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link
do you think it's alright to be whacking one off in an intensive care ward next to someone in a coma?
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
(x-post)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost.
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
I said children present, not with children. The incest taboo exists in most cultures and times. The youngsters older Athenian men had sex with had reached puberty, I think, they were probably older than 12. Of course it sounds wrong from today's point of view, but it's kinda hard to judge such an ancient past with todaysä standards. It was part of a young man's life cycle back then, I doubt most of the were traumatized by it, since it was part of everyday life.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
No, and there's a difference. Female circumcision does concrete physical harm to women. Wanking before a baby most likely doesn't affect it all, not even mentally.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 5 December 2005 14:52 (eighteen years ago) link
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8554188288/h1477ED46/
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 23 August 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link
I've totally farted on annoying kids before. but subtly, just sos I know about it, and they know about it maybe a little bit later when I'm safely away down the supermarket/bus/street
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link
one of life's greatest pleasures tbr
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link
crop dusting kids is really the only way to communicate with them in a language they understand
― all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
Important legal news.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/index.html
Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors
― get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Friday, 9 September 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link
IIRC the same law was already passed in the Netherlands?
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 September 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link
It could have made the difference to the Brexit vote!
― Mark G, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link
Just as a side light to show how the world changes, in most of the world and for most of history, poor families (meaning the vast majority) have lived in houses with one or perhaps two rooms, where everyone ate, slept and lived. That included minors along with adults. In northern Europe it often it included a few farm animals, too. Much sexual intercourse happened in those houses in spite of minors being present.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
next level
https://www.romper.com/p/mom-who-breastfed-during-sex-has-a-powerful-response-for-her-critics-70099?utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=romper&utm_source=facebook
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link
Look, the Babybjorn was securely fastened, he'd just been fed, I really don't see why people are getting so uptight about my infant son's presence at the bestialitorgy.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link
and yet my wife won't let me eat a pizza during our coitus
DOUBLE STANDARD
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
I'm impressed by the implied mastery of physical logistics.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/05/iStock_000013788911XSmall1.jpg
― brownie, Friday, 14 July 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link
xpost Not to mention stamina. An entire pizza!
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link
A new take, found in Elizabeth Von Arnim's The Caravaners
"My hearers will agree with me that such raptures are well enough in a young girl in a white gown, with blue eyes and the washed out virginal appearence one does not dislike at eighteen before Love the Artist has pounced on it and painted it pink, and they will also I think agree that the older and married women must take care to be at all times quiet. Ejaculations of a poetic or ecstatic nature should not, as a rule, pass their lips. They may ejaculate perhaps over a young baby (if it is their own) but that is the one exception; and there is a good reason for this one, the posession of a young baby implying as a general rule a corresponding youth in its mother. I do not think however that it is nice when a woman ejaculates over, say, her tenth young baby."
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
Jesus fuckin christ
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
(yes i know it's the alternate usage of 'ejaculate')
so that's where updike got it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
updike started this thread??
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
Tuom Updike
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
is it bad to masturbate in a room where Nirvana's Nevermind (1991 alternative rock album whose cover shows a naked baby boy, Spencer Elden, swimming underwater with a U.S. dollar bill on a fishhook, in front of him, just out of his reach) is on prominent display?
― in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link
i love ilx
― sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link
Be assured, the baby pictured on the album cannot see you masturbating, for it is only a two dimensional representation and not a real baby.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
It could be the Phantom Zone
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
the revive that needed to happen, kudos
― sleeve, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link
as soon as I saw the thread pop back up, I knew
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Thursday, 26 August 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link