What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quit"?

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A butt that won't quit unexpectedly /Bender

Borads of Candida (Trayce), Sunday, 3 April 2011 05:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

it means a butt that is addicted to something

das reboot (latebloomer), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

i have only ever dated women with 'ass for days'. It could be said that I have a type.

*immediately turns her car around and heads for N. Florida*

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 3 April 2011 23:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

like im not going to vote for it always seems to have a dick in it

― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:42 PM (Yesterday) [IP:] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink


ENBB, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

It's a butt that, like, if you asked it to help you move along with a few other butts and most of those butts didn't show up, the butt would, like, still help you move, even if it took a long time and even if the butt couldn't stay around for the obligatory pizza and beer. A butt like that.

discursive gatorade (Eazy), Monday, 4 April 2011 02:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

I admit that the word "pooping" is pretty damn funny, especially when it's a ceaseless process, but "it always seems to have a dick in it" is just a tiny bit funnier. That's a butt that won't quit being a slut. And that even rhymes.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:50 (seven years ago) Permalink


"...Your's, Edna, is truly butt that won't quit..."

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 01:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

i am furious that people have not taken this question seriously.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

*interrogates furiously*

estela, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

write-in vote for "won't quit making your cock/twat rise up and say howdy ?"

ita butthurt (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

here on I Love TMI, "commanding one's attention" is short for "commanding one's erectile tissue to stand at attention and salute DAT AZZZ," so please vote accordingly.

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

".....FIVE BUCKS? Gettouddahere..."

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

Somehow the word "bump" alone takes on a different meaning in the context of this thread.

DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 8 April 2011 23:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

always seems to have a dick in it was robbed

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:04 (seven years ago) Permalink

you mean now it's empty?

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

wouldve chosen "you can eat dinner off it"

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:39 (seven years ago) Permalink

it just keeps getting bigger and bigger

ILX: auspicious lack of inflation fetishists

blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:46 (seven years ago) Permalink

we covered that in a different poll

sarahel, Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:05 (seven years ago) Permalink

one about western european economies iirc

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

'it never hands in it's notice' was the elephant in the room.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

something something elephant butt something

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

is the name of my dog, officer, but you don't understand

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

six years pass...

does anybody still say this around yr parts

Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 August 2017 14:44 (one year ago) Permalink

tbh I've never heard anybody say this in real life except when they were quoting this Simpsons gag

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Sunday, 27 August 2017 19:18 (one year ago) Permalink

Just noticed I was the first one to bring up the Simpsons gag upthread.

Relevant to this, I guess, but one of the first things I saw on FB today was an Instagram share from a actress/dancer friend of mine who's having to take pole dancing lessons for a regional production of Rock of Ages she just got cast in. In said photo, she's doing a handstand against the pole and...well, yeah--BUTT THAT WON'T QUIT.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:02 (one year ago) Permalink

always seems to have a dick in it was robbed

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:45 (one year ago) Permalink

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