It's a butt that, like, if you asked it to help you move along with a few other butts and most of those butts didn't show up, the butt would, like, still help you move, even if it took a long time and even if the butt couldn't stay around for the obligatory pizza and beer. A butt like that.
― discursive gatorade (Eazy), Monday, 4 April 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I admit that the word "pooping" is pretty damn funny, especially when it's a ceaseless process, but "it always seems to have a dick in it" is just a tiny bit funnier. That's a butt that won't quit being a slut. And that even rhymes.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Monday, 4 April 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1iijESU_E_A/TMtBOKBf9AI/AAAAAAAAASU/diiBFOmO5jE/s400/simpsonsgordiehowe.jpg
"...Your's, Edna, is truly butt that won't quit..."
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i am furious that people have not taken this question seriously.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
*interrogates furiously*
― estela, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
write-in vote for "won't quit making your cock/twat rise up and say howdy ?"
― ita butthurt (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
here on I Love TMI, "commanding one's attention" is short for "commanding one's erectile tissue to stand at attention and salute DAT AZZZ," so please vote accordingly.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
".....FIVE BUCKS? Gettouddahere..."
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Somehow the word "bump" alone takes on a different meaning in the context of this thread.
― DSMOS has arrived (kenan), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 8 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
always seems to have a dick in it was robbed
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
you mean now it's empty?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
wouldve chosen "you can eat dinner off it"
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
it just keeps getting bigger and bigger
ILX: auspicious lack of inflation fetishists
― blah blah blah my entire life happened to me once (Abbbottt), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
we covered that in a different poll
― sarahel, Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
one about western european economies iirc
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link
'it never hands in it's notice' was the elephant in the room.
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 10:26 (thirteen years ago) link
something something elephant butt something
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link
is the name of my dog, officer, but you don't understand
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
does anybody still say this around yr parts
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 27 August 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
tbh I've never heard anybody say this in real life except when they were quoting this Simpsons gag
― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Sunday, 27 August 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
Just noticed I was the first one to bring up the Simpsons gag upthread.
Relevant to this, I guess, but one of the first things I saw on FB today was an Instagram share from a actress/dancer friend of mine who's having to take pole dancing lessons for a regional production of Rock of Ages she just got cast in. In said photo, she's doing a handstand against the pole and...well, yeah--BUTT THAT WON'T QUIT.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:02 (six years ago) link
― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 1 September 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link