More terrible jokes - the worse the better

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just about all of the cultural products that come out of Iceland these days are about Vikings. Viking novels, plays, tv shows, movies, and comic books are hugely popular there, and while a few of them are the product of historical research, most are pure fantasy. after getting thousands of complaints from confused consumers, the Icelandic parliament recently passed a law requiring Viking-related works to attest to their level of veracity: today, all Viking fiction must bear the disclaimer, "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental," and, fittingly, all Viking nonfiction must bear the disclaimer, "BASED ON A TRUE SNORRI."

*fixed* (slightly)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

idg the fernando torres one. Is he a soccer player or something?

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

retired now but yeah

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm thinking of starting a charity where daring women volunteer their bodies to men who can't get any normally. Its called Women Help (the) Ordinarily Rejected Enjoy Sex

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one i came up with:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interuppting cow from Jersey
Interuppti-
FACK YOU!

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

retired now but yeah

Lol

Si tu parles, tu meurs. Si tu te tais, tu meurs. Alors, dis et (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link


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