biggest headshots on the whole dam internet

http://www.unc.edu/news/pics/event/hall_fame/2004/mcIlwain_bill.jpg

William F. McIlw4in, former senior editor of The New York Times Regional Newspaper Group

http://www.cmtevents.com/EVENTDATAS/090313/others/RKS.jpg

ok this isnn't a high-res image, but I'm posting it here because this fucking guy's pixelated mug pops up every time I do a filtered GIS for really big images, and I think I had a nightmare about him once.

Mr. Ramesh Kum4r Sur1, Regional Geocycle Project Head
Holcim Services(South Asia) Ltd.

http://orangeestate.beeqee.com/userfiles/images/photo/2/1234759337846566794998eea995381.jpg

this guy comes up a lot too, and with all due respect he seems to be sprouting forehead horns and I think he's a sanpaku.

Ali Z4ini Bin Mus4

Certified Real Estate Negotiator under Malaysian Institute of Estate Agent (MIEA)

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

y'know, that's clever and original and prolly deserves its own thread.

I mean liek:

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1368/flintm.png

liek this

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/6678/steve.jpg

ewwwwwwwww

exactly tho

It's very clever and original thinking on my part, but I keep wanting to post actual size segments of these headshots.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:05 (58 minutes ago)

PIIICKLLLLLLLLLLLEEESSS

that's one clean shaven man.

related: http://estateagents.tumblr.com/

http://static.tumblr.com/dowas7s/oNWljnaod/dsc00059.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/117v7v8.jpg

http://www.medillcherubs.org/2010/off_campus/heupel1/media/lisakaehler.jpg

one of those "hidden gems" is the authentic Mexican eatery Chipotle, so you see what a monster we are dealing with.

insert bin laden joke here

this is an awesome thread and way overdue

http://www.thinkdeep.nl/beeld-content/Pasfoto/Bosch%20pasfoto%20IMG_4990.JPG

Joh4n B0sch

Deputy Managing Director, Project office North South Metro Line Amst3rdam, Chair of Subsurface Construction, D3lft University of Technology

http://software.intel.com/file/9797

In his role with the Int3l Academic Community, M1chael Wr1nn collaborates with universities to bring parallel computing to the mainstream of undergraduate education. He holds a Ph.D. (quantum mechanics) and a B.Sc. (mathematics/chemistry/physics) from McG1ll University.

http://www.is.uwlax.edu/david%20annino.JPG

Dav1d Annin0
Lecturer
University of W1sconsin, L4 Cr0sse
B.B.A., University of T3xas at Aust1n
M.B.A., University of Ge0rgia

http://www.sandpipersgroup.com/web_images/img_0422.jpg

M3lanie Gh4zarian, Founder/President and Managing Consultant, S4ndpipers Group

http://www.gsu.edu/images/IST/morrisr%281%29.jpgG3oreg

G3orgia State University Vice President for Research and Regents' Professor of Psychology, Dr. Robin Morris

this guy, I mean:

http://www.gsu.edu/images/IST/morrisr%281%29.jpg

OK THIS IS AN ACTUAL OBITUARY PHOTO & MAYBE IT'S IN POOR TASTE TO REPOST IT HERE BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF AND SURELY THE PEOPLE AT T1TUS FUNERAL HOME OF W4RSAW INDIANA DESERVE MOST OF THE BLAME.

http://www.newswithstaceypage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Daniels-Anna1.jpg

http://washingtonexaminer.com/files/78f99d498179b409eb0e6a706700985d_2.jpg

Arturo Mari, personal photographer to late Pope John Paul II

http://aaronblumenshine.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/img_5582-copy.jpg

a little boy

http://www.beckerdyer.com/obitphotos/Lesterhanshaw-Cropped.jpg

courtesy of B3cker-Dy3r-Stanton Funeral Home, Atch1son, Kansas. RIP big man.

http://www.stanford.edu/dept/history/TMullaney_2010.jpg

Th0mas S. Mull4ney, Assistant Professor of History (and kind of a hottie), St4nford

http://www.apnmag.com/staff/Spring_2011/Nick%20W.jpg

N1ck W1ll, Reviews Editor, 4ll P0ints N0rth magazine, Pl4ttsburgh State University College

http://www.apnmag.com/staff/Spring_2011/Ryan.jpg

Ry4n W4rd, N1ck W1ll, 4ll P0ints N0rth magazine's photo editor. kudos, bro.

looooooool @ photo editor

http://www.savannahbookfestival.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/flynn_vince-new-photo2.jpg

this is weird because someone added a caption to the full-sized photo in like 100 pt. font, then resized the whole thing to like 300 X 250 pixels to fit it into a blog post. and when you click on it it expands to 478 X 578 pixels (still barely more than a tenth of its original size) in a popup window. I don't know why anyone thought that was a sane idea.

i like that this bothers you
it bothers me too

perhaps i really AM you

. . .

I think the more likely scenario is that we are both gr8080, forks.

this stuff amuses me more than it bothers me, in the sense that all these (I'm guessing) well-to-do, educated professionals have the best possible technology on hand, but instead of using it to make themselves look like waxwork gods, they end up exposing their physical flaws to an extreme degree because either they do their own web design or their webmasters are idiots. but maybe corporate photo shoots are supposed to honest and transparent, and these people are proud to show their crows' feet and nose hairs to the world. kinda doubt it though.

the obituaries bother me, but that's different.

fwiw, the total size of this thread is 170 megabytes.

http://www.bx79.com/wiz/IMG_1730.JPG

dunno who dis, but his mainpage says "Coming Soon. Hold Tight" so be patient, ladies.

http://www.fotopolis.pl/download/Job_0003.jpg

taken with the $10,000 Pentax 645D 40 megapixel digital camera.

ditto:

http://pentaxfanclub.com/download/_6459782-c1.jpg

http://bonibonev.com/645/13.jpg

I'm gonna have to buy/steal one of these Pentaxes sometime soon.

http://www.capturasv.com/getdpi/test01/nikon50mmHasselblad80mmA.jpg

http://www.capturasv.com/getdpi/test01/nikon50mmHasselblad80mmB.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2009/249/0/1/Alexander_as_Eric_Northman_by_SparklingR.jpg

...

http://img1.focus-numerique.com/focus/articles/1160/pentax-645d-test-review-pub-exemple3.jpg

http://a.img-dpreview.com/reviews/CanonEOS50D/Samples/Flash/IMG_1430.JPG

http://brian-ashton.com/i/blog/37/37_big.jpg?73c53411c9a6b33e7591b2bcaa770aa3

Bri4n Asht0n has been a club and international rugby coach for 39 years.

http://www.nebraskaheartgallery.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Andre2011.jpg

click pic to enlarge

Andre is described as a big teddy bear. [...] Andre loves 7 layer burritos from taco bell but is trying to watch his weight.

http://www.sfexaminer.com/files/bc05988de9bc3209ec0e6a706700a48c_3.jpg

Jay Carney at a Bin Laden news briefing. why so sad?

http://24hmontreal.canoe.ca/archives/24hmontreal/actualites/international/media/2011/04/20110427-111857-g.jpg

Obama

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4074/screenshot20110512at104.png
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4074/screenshot20110512at104.png
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4074/screenshot20110512at104.png

lovely

i just had headshots taken of our whole office and spent much of my day blurring blemishes and spot healing pimples
it is weirdly fun to do that with your coworkers? i should upload them all to here because they are 8-12 meg files.

there is a link there to the photo of Emo from the Netherlands if it wasn't clear

just fyi, whenever i do my initial zoom-in, i always go for the nostrils first, then the ears. lemme see what the hair situation is like, then we'll follow up with the pupils

how have i not known about this stunning thread

Eyebrows and nose hairs for me.

important test: are the pores on my monitor equal or larger than my own IRL pores?

https://img.washingtonpost.com/rw/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2015/01/05/Production/Magazine/Images/B0000445-3.jpg

The Tracks of My Tears: One man's quest to have male crying be socially acceptable - The Washington Post

http://i.imgur.com/N458N41.png

^ok if I use this as an avatar on my forum.bodybuilding.com and community.artofmanliness.com accounts?

http://www.lambdalegal.org/sites/default/files/img_6130_0.jpg

http://www.lambdalegal.org/about-us/staff/scott-schoettes

Download hi-res photo

You have chosen to open staff_sschoettes_8x10_0.zip
which is: WinRAR ZIP archive (6.4 MB)
from: http://www.lambdalegal.org

cool, gonna extract my 12 favorite Lambda headshots to my flashdrive and head over to CVS to print up some calendars

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Anne_Mahrer.jpg

Swiss politician Anne Mahrer

http://i.imgur.com/NFeOJ7C.png

jeez louise that's a big headshot

the neck features are out of focus; the teeth are very, very sharp *grimaces*

you can see the individual dandruff flakes

wikipedia really shouldn't host headshots this big, new rule

http://media.washtimes.com.s3.amazonaws.com/media/image/2015/07/08/DonaldTrump.jpg

https://fkb.dk/sites/default/files/blog/images/copyright_fredrik_arff.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4iny3hJ.png

nice

https://www.isc2.org/uploadedimages/%28isc%292_public_content/about_isc2/awards_and_designations/gisla/sunnytuteja.jpg?n=1172

https://www.isc2.org/uploadedimages/%28isc%292_public_content/about_isc2/awards_and_designations/gisla/sunnytuteja.jpg?n=1172

hm. the pores look good, the tiny hairs at the edge of his forehead are good. but i gotta say, not impressed at all with the out of focus ears, and it's glaring because that's the first place you look

This dude's been messing with my head all day:

http://i.imgur.com/mcWJXUP.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/177tQ8h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/75lR7sb.jpg

hypnotoad.gif

https://mtyka.github.io/machine/learning/2017/06/06/highres-gan-faces.html

http://mtyka.github.io/assets/highresgan/4k/00236000.full4k.jpg

Wrong thread, but I didn't know where else to put this:

https://i.imgur.com/Ka8UczA.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/SvEzv8Z.png

https://www.micro-pano.com/pearl/index.html