ya. it's sort of a vicious cycle. once there's a problem, it can become more about the problem itself and not about enjoying yourselves. which makes it worse.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 April 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
hey trayce this might help.
― gr8080, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I've dealt with this issue before, trayce. get bigger condoms.
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Most guys I know are more comfortable using Magnums or Lifestyles (which are a tad bigger)
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
or poppers
oh wait, straightedge
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
The people who pull condoms over their shoes or blow them up to the size of watermelons and say "OK, guys, stop whining about condoms being too small," dud or dud?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
dud. to the max.
I probably would've been one of those people before it happened to me, though. lol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe regular condoms are too big for those people.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Kind of rly regretting starting this last night tbh, but thank you for the useful advice everyone - its appreciated.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
iirc lifestyles are mad small?? *nobrag*
― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I'm glad we could help.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link
suddenly feelin inadequate for finding normal condoms adequate :''(.
(i'll tell myself that uk ones are bigger than us ones.)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:25 (thirteen years ago) link
there's some condom spec document I found once on the internet and for some reason I thought i remembered lifestyles being a bit bigger (closer to Magnums iirc). But maybe I am remembering incorrectly.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
MAYBE I AM THINKING OF DUREX
durex seem snug imo
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to have similar sorts of problems with condoms, and it can become sort of a psychological vicious circle: you "flop" once with a condom, the next time you become stressed and afraid that's it's gonna happen again, which of course only makes it more likely to "flop" again. Also, if you move from a long-term relationship where the other person used pills/rings/etc to a new one where condoms are needed again, getting used to them again might take a while. So I definitely agree with what people have said above: concentrate on the non-penile joys of sex and try to make him relax and be less stressed about not getting it up, since the stress can actually one reason for not getting an erection.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
haha "flop"
― and you are a part of everything and everything is like melting (ytth), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yo is it true tuomas got flopsonned by a condom after a tmi thread??????
― br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
*flop*
― a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Btw, I deindexed this thread as per your request.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks T :) I really regret saying anything cos he knows of ILX's existence at least in theory so could easily find this, sigh. I'm sure it'll be ok tho.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link
That's a bit tricky; I could delete your posts on the subject, but then I'd have to delete the answers other people gave too, which wouldn't be fair.
If you fear something something bad might come out of it, I can always drop this thread from the New Answers page and lock it though. Let me know if that's what you want.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link
just change it so it looks like underrated aerosmith made all the questionable posts, I'll take the hit here
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link
you're such a not-standing-to-attention whore
― i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link
which is not the best kind
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link
This is where the thread degenerates into a bunch of dick jokes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm waiting...
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
xxxp For those about to flop, we salute you
― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
(sorry, but I heard you were AC/DC)
― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Hahahaha <3 u mang.
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 April 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
keep misreading this threadname as Sex Doughnuts & wanting to do a parody thread but there arent enough funny gis results just this one rly
http://blog.trutv.com/.a/6a00d83451d24369e201156fb2b81e970c-150wi
― flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
guess your idea was a flop :(
― br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
*flop*son
― KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
fun & kind of embarassing for me but w/e fact: first time that joke was made was in the comments section of the singles jukebox review of 'hard in the paint' after i accused british ppl of having bad taste in music & keeping the score down http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=2168
― flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
flops on top
― br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Notable British people Xhuxk, Matos, Haikunym, and Some Dude.
― KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex Draughts not rly giving me much either
― flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
parody threads arent funny anyways
― flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
tb
― KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit. drought might end in about 24hr.
― 3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
you just jinxed it, rev. sucks.
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link
yah sorry rev
― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
not gonna do it w/ you now
fuck you deej, that was supposed to be a secret.
― 3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
lol deej
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://kcillini77.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/morton_salt.jpg
― jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link
Gratz, Jeff!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
f u
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
aw
― tehresa, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link