Sex Droughts

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yo is it true tuomas got flopsonned by a condom after a tmi thread??????

br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

*flop*

a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Btw, I deindexed this thread as per your request.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Thanks T :) I really regret saying anything cos he knows of ILX's existence at least in theory so could easily find this, sigh. I'm sure it'll be ok tho.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a bit tricky; I could delete your posts on the subject, but then I'd have to delete the answers other people gave too, which wouldn't be fair.

If you fear something something bad might come out of it, I can always drop this thread from the New Answers page and lock it though. Let me know if that's what you want.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link

just change it so it looks like underrated aerosmith made all the questionable posts, I'll take the hit here

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

you're such a not-standing-to-attention whore

i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

which is not the best kind

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

This is where the thread degenerates into a bunch of dick jokes.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm waiting...

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxp For those about to flop, we salute you

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry, but I heard you were AC/DC)

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

just change it so it looks like underrated aerosmith made all the questionable posts, I'll take the hit here

Hahahaha <3 u mang.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 April 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

keep misreading this threadname as Sex Doughnuts & wanting to do a parody thread but there arent enough funny gis results just this one rly

http://blog.trutv.com/.a/6a00d83451d24369e201156fb2b81e970c-150wi

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

guess your idea was a flop :(

br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*flop*son

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

fun & kind of embarassing for me but w/e fact: first time that joke was made was in the comments section of the singles jukebox review of 'hard in the paint' after i accused british ppl of having bad taste in music & keeping the score down http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=2168

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

flops on top

br8080 (dayo), Thursday, 28 April 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Notable British people Xhuxk, Matos, Haikunym, and Some Dude.

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Sex Draughts not rly giving me much either

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

parody threads arent funny anyways

flopson, Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

tb

KIP malone (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shit. drought might end in about 24hr.

3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

you just jinxed it, rev. sucks.

gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

yah sorry rev

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

not gonna do it w/ you now

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you deej, that was supposed to be a secret.

3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol deej

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://kcillini77.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/morton_salt.jpg

jeff, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

Gratz, Jeff!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

f u

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

aw

tehresa, Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

don't wanna jinx it but the last girl i asked out, where i thought i had no chance...it's picked back up, and we've been mad flirting the last two days.

could there be rain in the forecast? who knows.

starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

having sex is pretty cool

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

flopson otm

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

u can quote me on that

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

^ lol

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

still tryin to make it rain over here :/

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

i've been doing a lot of lol sexting over the past week tho. we can't seem to get the logistics aligned.

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

sexting -> sex ting

can be a big leap imo

flopson, Thursday, 12 May 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, we are trying for monday, after I get back from Portland.

al b. surly! (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 May 2011 05:22 (twelve years ago) link

sex with exxxxxx

jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8A3uTPTsEE

(Been there many times though, so who am I to judge?)

Tuomas, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit that phrase hit me like a wave of nausea

pitch defect (electricsound), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

i'd love some ex sex right about now.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

omg that clip!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

amazing, tuomas.

jeff, Thursday, 12 May 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Good luck, Rev.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link


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