Sex Droughts

Sex Draughts not rly giving me much either

parody threads arent funny anyways

tb

oh shit. drought might end in about 24hr.

you just jinxed it, rev. sucks.

yah sorry rev

not gonna do it w/ you now

fuck you deej, that was supposed to be a secret.

lol deej

http://kcillini77.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/morton_salt.jpg

Gratz, Jeff!

f u

aw

don't wanna jinx it but the last girl i asked out, where i thought i had no chance...it's picked back up, and we've been mad flirting the last two days.

could there be rain in the forecast? who knows.

having sex is pretty cool

flopson otm

u can quote me on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI

^ lol

still tryin to make it rain over here :/

i've been doing a lot of lol sexting over the past week tho. we can't seem to get the logistics aligned.

sexting -> sex ting

can be a big leap imo

Yeah, we are trying for monday, after I get back from Portland.

sex with exxxxxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8A3uTPTsEE

(Been there many times though, so who am I to judge?)

holy shit that phrase hit me like a wave of nausea

i'd love some ex sex right about now.

omg that clip!

amazing, tuomas.

Good luck, Rev.

My husband's been taken off of the blood pressure meds that were keeping the clouds and rain away, so I'm hopeful about our situation.

I've been writing the woman that broke my drought over the holiday break.
She lives 1000 miles away. She suggested we meet halfway. She's also a staffer for a luxury hotel chain (employee rates!)
So we met for an extra long weekend last week. Even got out of the hotel room for a few hours. Made a casual plan to see each other again.
Is it strange to have this kind of relationship with a pen pal?
One of the best weekends ever.
(side note: On my return trip, I was pulled over by State Troopers in an unfamiliar state about one hour after smoking a joint. I told them the location of the three roaches in my car and let them search the rest of my vehicle. They did not take me to jail. Still get chills when I think about it, though)

P played the MS card HARD as FUCK, in other words.

Doesn't sound that strange to me: I've been in a similar situation with someone who's from another country, and it was cool.

My drought is over. Rain has finally come to my fields, and the grass is growing green again.

NICE :D

awesome!

trip maker, that sounds pretty awesome and i would ignore all notions of strangeness

^^^^

It is awesome but also pretty frustrating.
I'll be honest, I was mostly just bragging.

i admire the mental fortitude it must require to not have sex between the ages of 24 and 28

My first girlfriend/fiancee/nightmare fucked me up but good. I essentially didn't want to have anything to do with women during that time.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, September 20, 2010 6:39 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark

I echo this sentiment, except change the age range from 20 to...the present, and assign the blame equally.

I wish I had the mental fortitude to have sex tbh.

i admire the mental fortitude it must require to not have sex between the ages of 24 and 28

Exactly 3 months to go! I think I'm going to celebrate by buying myself a case of Jack Daniels and Logan's Run on dvd and maybe a noose.

logans run is awesome. there's a remake in the works :-(

at what point when someone has repeatedly said they like you but "aren't sure what they want right now" do we say "do you mean 'ever', or just now"?

normally i'd just give up but like....I can't with this one.

the first time anyone says it should really suffice, ime.

OTM

Newsflash: Girls like it when guys want them even (or especially) when they have no intention of hooking up with them.

Dudes have been known to exhibit that behavior as well.

well forget this, i don't know why i bothered. fucking tired of being taken for a ride but it appears that has happened again......I seriously just don't know anymore.

That sucks, and I hope you can find happiness soon. You deserve it.