thread to get over a breakup

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http://i36.tinypic.com/2i9gfmq.jpg

this is prob him he sounds this bad^

ice cr?m, Friday, 12 December 2008 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

cant see that at work for some reason, but ill accept it

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

its a story abt a russain entrepreneur trademarking this emoticon :-)

u cant tm that only a jerk would try srsly

ice cr?m, Friday, 12 December 2008 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link

agreed punchable completely this guy
/zoidberg voice

TOMBOT, Friday, 12 December 2008 08:14 (fifteen years ago) link

ARGH ARGH ARGH this guys sounds like such a horrible dickwart! Roxy I am so sorry you are in pain because you rock harder than a truckload of fucking pigs, and there really isn't anything I can do except get out my megaphone and shout DUDE WAS A SINNER, U R THE WINNER like I'm on the pavement at Oxford Circus.

You are such an amazing person, and if dude can't see it, it's HIS FAULT not yours.

Go out, play a show, get drunk, pull some fantastic groupie ass and forget all about him.

carrotcake.wav (Masonic Boom), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:24 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^otm

Matt P, Friday, 12 December 2008 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, thanks kate

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

this helps me get over EVERYthing:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/pk27si

Matt P, Friday, 12 December 2008 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

oh shi

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 10:51 (fifteen years ago) link

rox start a character of this dude in the sims and never let him go to the bathroom or eat

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

btw sounds like a true shitheel glad youre not wasting another minute of your time

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

dodge this, douchebag

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 5:41 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rox! I meant you dodged a bullet by dumping this bloke. Srsly he sounds like that Dennis douche Liz Lemon went out with.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

hes not like that, this thread is v v one sided. but i mean, everything here IS true.

misinterpreted u, aa. sorry u_u

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

hey roxy, as a kind of code of honor thing, i give a 50% discount when clients pay me to kill people who deserve it. webmail me and we can get something booked.

Millennium Ducats (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link

rox start a character of this dude in the sims and never let him go to the bathroom or eat

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 12, 2008 11:44 AM (13 minutes ago)

rong, give him food but don't give him a toilet

Take You Down (I know, right?), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

xp <3

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

there is no way im killing his sim, he makes loads of $$$$ as a stuntman

id thank him to move out of the mansion though

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

sad thread. sorry rox.

Mr. Que, Friday, 12 December 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i'll be alright

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

at my best friend's bday party you said "wow you didnt buy a present for your BEST FRIEND" to me while only he was standing there, good job

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:16 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry roxy.

n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:47 (fifteen years ago) link

he sounds dumb

n/a is just more of a character....in a genre polluted by clones (n/a), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 December 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah gah he sounds like a first class douchebag

harbl, Friday, 12 December 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Goodluck Emileez.
It sounds like you're going to be better off. If youze want to chat, drop me an e-mail.

ian, Saturday, 13 December 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks, ian, that's nice!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I know all about breakups!

ian, Saturday, 13 December 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

imho the best way to get over a breakup is to focus all of your energy into hating the other person. it doesn't seem like it will be a problem to hate this guy?

ian, Saturday, 13 December 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't hate him, though. I don't really want to!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

This dude sounds totes like one of my wife's BFs like 15 years ago who actually wound up clocking her when his patience ran thin. Good riddance, rox.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

show of honest hands, what guy reading this hasn't seen maybe one of these and thought, "uh-oh".

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

you would never come to my house!

didn't like your cat.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, dude's a douche and you're better off.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah ok a guy doing maybe one of these is not a big deal

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

some are fucked up no matter what, but like, not ever turning off the light? could deal with if guy did none of this other shit

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

There are an awful lot of one-line kills in yr list, rox.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

when i told you not to tell me to shut up you said i needed to acknowledge that i was making you go out of your way

Straight-up-WTF ^^^.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

the never making you coffee is what gets me

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

Relationship DEATH sentence there ^^^.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude must have had a 12 inch dick or something.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

...in his brain.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess my natural reaction is to place myself in this guy's shoes and think about what I would've done based on past experiences, and it makes me think about shit like "always wanted to stay at my place" that I hadn't even thought about in a hundred years.

There's a thread I could start. Asshole moves you pulled that resulted in a break-up. But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I have never made sunny coffee.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Has she asked for it?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you gotta try it, it's great.

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope you have a 12" dick then xopst

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Women aren't black boxes, in general, PP.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

What's wrong with just trying to be likable to yr partner huh?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link


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