He's The Dead...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
or rather:
He's The Dead Guy...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
I Was On MTV...In 1992
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
Pulling the Ripcord ... and Meeting your Maker! (didn't Mustaine have some sort of skydiving epiphany that led him to Christianity?) ...
love the 'It's The Economy ... Stupid!'
― BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
Live and Let Live... Or Don't!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
Win Some, Lose Some...Kickboxing Matches!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
Heroin de Boner
― the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
Never Look A Gift Horse...In The Ass!
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link
Kill 'Em All...And Let Lawyers Sort Out The Writing Credits!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
Look Busy... The Boss is Killing!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
Too Big To Fail...Too Socialist!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
Nice Work... If You're Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
We Don't Look Good...If You Don't Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Roses Are Dead... Violence is Too!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
With Friends Like This... Who Needs Enemas!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
When Megadeth Talks...People Die!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Let's Get Retarded... In Here!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Ass, Gas, or Grass ... No One DIES for Free!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Rhythm... Is A DANCER!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
this one sounds real
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Kill
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
I Don't Mourn the Loss of Thousands of Precious Lives ... and I WILL Rejoice in the Death of One!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
Apocalypse '10 ... The Enemy Strikes DEAD
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
Some Kind...of Monster!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha it's 2011 not 2010 oops
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
The Future's So Bright...I Gotta Wear Shades!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
(cover is obviously that skeleton with the metal shades grinning in front of a mushroom cloud)
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
Wake Up... Time To Die!
(this would be the title of their PWEI tribute album)
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Work Hard, Play Hard... DIE!!!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck You...Pay Me!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
The Check's In The Mail...To Your Undertaker!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Would Chuck ... DEATH!?!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
My Wife Told Me I Had to Choose Between Her and My Guitar ... I'm Sure Going to Miss That Bitch!
Because I Would Not Stop for Death... He Kindly Stopped for Me!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
We Hold These Truths To Be Self... Evident!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore...But Who's Buying??
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
Life's a Bitch ... And Then You Die!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, There...Buh-dy!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Co-Ed Naked...Killing!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
Dude...Looks Like A Lady!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
Fool Me Once...DON'T FOOL ME!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
I Don't Know...Third Base!!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
This Isn't A Beer Belly... It's The Gas Tank for a Killing Machine!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
There's No Place ... like HELL.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
I'm With... Satan!
Bud... Weis... Dead!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Top Of The Muffin...TO YOU!!
― some dude, Thursday, 3 September 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
literally can't stop laughing at "Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You"
― orifex, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
Jesus is My Savior..But the DEVIL is My President!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
Big Things Come in Small Packages...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT LARS
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
They Took Megadeth Out of the Schools...and Now the Bieber concerts are full!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
Our MP3s...aren't MPFREE
i love...this thread!
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
I Need More Vocal in the Monitors...STEVE!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
I've Got My Own Album...TO DIE!
― Pheeel, Sunday, 13 November 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link
"I'm Going to the Store...ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING?!!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
"Crime Doesn't Pay...IT SUBSIDIZES"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link
“We Are The World...We Are The Children”
― Siegbran, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link
POLL if you want to...POLL around the world
― Vinnie, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:47 (three years ago) link
A Man, A Plan, A Canal...Corona!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
Fart Smells... But Who's Supplying?
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Music is my Business.....and Taxes are Due!
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Just Four Guys Alone...In A Room!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
So septuagenarian, so good, so what!
― calstars, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
The Grass is Always Greener... When You're the Soil!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Looks like Mustaine actually did (provisionally) end up reviving the ellipses.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight … OR AM I?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link
If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP)
If You Lived Here... You'd Be Dead By Now!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:23 (one year ago) link
Psychic... Powerless... Another Band’s Album!
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:39 (one year ago) link
You Don't Have to Brush All Your Teeth... Just the Ones You Want to Keep!
(actual sign in my kids' dentist office)
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link
My Money Doesn't Jiggle Jiggle...it KILLS!
― MaresNest, Saturday, 24 September 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link
Trump is dead…Died badly!
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
Ass, Grass … or DEATH
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:24 (one year ago) link