We Don't Look Good...If You Don't Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Roses Are Dead... Violence is Too!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
With Friends Like This... Who Needs Enemas!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
When Megadeth Talks...People Die!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Let's Get Retarded... In Here!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Ass, Gas, or Grass ... No One DIES for Free!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Rhythm... Is A DANCER!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
this one sounds real
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Kill
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
I Don't Mourn the Loss of Thousands of Precious Lives ... and I WILL Rejoice in the Death of One!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
Apocalypse '10 ... The Enemy Strikes DEAD
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
Some Kind...of Monster!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha it's 2011 not 2010 oops
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
The Future's So Bright...I Gotta Wear Shades!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
(cover is obviously that skeleton with the metal shades grinning in front of a mushroom cloud)
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
Wake Up... Time To Die!
(this would be the title of their PWEI tribute album)
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Work Hard, Play Hard... DIE!!!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck You...Pay Me!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
The Check's In The Mail...To Your Undertaker!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Would Chuck ... DEATH!?!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
My Wife Told Me I Had to Choose Between Her and My Guitar ... I'm Sure Going to Miss That Bitch!
Because I Would Not Stop for Death... He Kindly Stopped for Me!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
We Hold These Truths To Be Self... Evident!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore...But Who's Buying??
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
Life's a Bitch ... And Then You Die!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, There...Buh-dy!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Co-Ed Naked...Killing!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
Dude...Looks Like A Lady!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
Fool Me Once...DON'T FOOL ME!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
I Don't Know...Third Base!!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
This Isn't A Beer Belly... It's The Gas Tank for a Killing Machine!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
There's No Place ... like HELL.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
I'm With... Satan!
Bud... Weis... Dead!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Consider Your Tits...Inspected!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Take Me Home... I'm Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Vini, Vidi...Vici!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
Whose Woods These Are...I Think I Know!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
Tiger, Tiger... Burning ALIVE!
Can't Make an Omelette... Without Breaking a Few Heads!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
Whether 'Tis Nobler In the Mind...to Suffer!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
New World Order...Coming Right Up!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
Too Much Suck...Not Enough Sex!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
Double, Double, Toil... And Fuck You!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
T Minus 5, T Minus 4...T Party
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (twelve years ago) link
POLL if you want to...POLL around the world
― Vinnie, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:47 (three years ago) link
A Man, A Plan, A Canal...Corona!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
Fart Smells... But Who's Supplying?
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Music is my Business.....and Taxes are Due!
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Just Four Guys Alone...In A Room!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
So septuagenarian, so good, so what!
― calstars, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
The Grass is Always Greener... When You're the Soil!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Looks like Mustaine actually did (provisionally) end up reviving the ellipses.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight … OR AM I?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link
If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP)
If You Lived Here... You'd Be Dead By Now!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:23 (one year ago) link
Psychic... Powerless... Another Band’s Album!
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:39 (one year ago) link
You Don't Have to Brush All Your Teeth... Just the Ones You Want to Keep!
(actual sign in my kids' dentist office)
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link
My Money Doesn't Jiggle Jiggle...it KILLS!
― MaresNest, Saturday, 24 September 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link
Trump is dead…Died badly!
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
Ass, Grass … or DEATH
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:24 (one year ago) link