No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Work Hard, Play Hard... DIE!!!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuck You...Pay Me!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
The Check's In The Mail...To Your Undertaker!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Would Chuck ... DEATH!?!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
My Wife Told Me I Had to Choose Between Her and My Guitar ... I'm Sure Going to Miss That Bitch!
Because I Would Not Stop for Death... He Kindly Stopped for Me!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
We Hold These Truths To Be Self... Evident!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore...But Who's Buying??
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Life's a Bitch ... And Then You Die!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey, There...Buh-dy!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty much any slogan from a t-shirt or mug sold at Spencer Gifts circa 1990 seems to work with very little modification― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 11:34 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
Co-Ed Naked...Killing!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Dude...Looks Like A Lady!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Fool Me Once...DON'T FOOL ME!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I Don't Know...Third Base!!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
This Isn't A Beer Belly... It's The Gas Tank for a Killing Machine!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
There's No Place ... like HELL.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm With... Satan!
Bud... Weis... Dead!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Consider Your Tits...Inspected!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Take Me Home... I'm Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Vini, Vidi...Vici!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Whose Woods These Are...I Think I Know!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Tiger, Tiger... Burning ALIVE!
Can't Make an Omelette... Without Breaking a Few Heads!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Whether 'Tis Nobler In the Mind...to Suffer!!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
New World Order...Coming Right Up!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Too Much Suck...Not Enough Sex!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Double, Double, Toil... And Fuck You!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
T Minus 5, T Minus 4...T Party
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I Miss My Little Danish Friend...Sniffle
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
This Is The Way The World End... Not With A Bang But With A BOOM!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
My Wife Went To The West Indies... Jamaica?!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
One Way Ticket To Hell... And Fuck The Darkness!
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
One Man's Trash... Is Another Man's Pleasure!
― Suicide Demo for Kemba Walker (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
A+
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
You Have The Right... To Remain Dead!
(xpost to "Potential Album Titles For Megadeth If They Ever Decide To Write Dinner Theater Murder Mysteries" etc)
It Was the Best of Times...It Was the Worst!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_v1C7DFtoAbg/S_x-GUWXQKI/AAAAAAAAACY/Rfp886v70Ik/s1600/DaveMustaine2.jpg
Odd Future Wolf Gang...FUCK THE WORLD!
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
But When I Do...I Prefer Dos Equis!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
When Life's a Bitch... Lysol Douche!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't Cry Over Spilled....Blood!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
My Other Car...Is Dead!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't Blame Me...I Voted For Death!
On Curves Ahead Remember Sonny That Rabbit's Foot Didn't Save The Bunny...Burma-Shave!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
What's Good For The Goose...Is Good For It's Eater!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
actually if you just switch it to megadeth a lot of burma-shave ones work good:
He tried To Cross As Fast Train Neared Death Didn't Draft HIm He Volunteered...Megadeth!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Life Is Like a Box Of Chocolates....You Never Know When Yer Gonna Get Eaten!!!
― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link