Catch 22... Bullets... With Your Head!
― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
Good Girls Go To Heaven...Cause They DIED!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
Turns out he one-upped us all:
Shelton, H.S., Conn. Superintendent... let James Tate go to prom!!!
Context.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
I had to check it twice just to make sure he did indeed include the ellipsis.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
so fucking awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
Megadeth should have giant paper machet ellipses as part of their stage show the same way Iron Maiden has Eddie
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
A+ Mustaine
― da croupier, Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:24 (twelve years ago) link
"Don't you know love when you see it????"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
Don't you know love...when you see it????
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
Tate said that he is upset. “I feel like a jerk for getting my friends in trouble and for screwing Sonali out of a date," he said.
That means something different in the UK, I'd guess.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
A+ thread!
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
i was briefly overcome by the distinct memory of having posted
Santa Claus is Coming... To Town!!!
to this thread. but i guess i didn't. so weird.
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
Top Of The Muffin...TO YOU!!
― some dude, Thursday, 3 September 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
literally can't stop laughing at "Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You"
― orifex, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
Jesus is My Savior..But the DEVIL is My President!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
Big Things Come in Small Packages...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT LARS
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
They Took Megadeth Out of the Schools...and Now the Bieber concerts are full!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
Our MP3s...aren't MPFREE
i love...this thread!
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
I Need More Vocal in the Monitors...STEVE!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
I've Got My Own Album...TO DIE!
― Pheeel, Sunday, 13 November 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link
"I'm Going to the Store...ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING?!!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
"Crime Doesn't Pay...IT SUBSIDIZES"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link
“We Are The World...We Are The Children”
― Siegbran, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link
POLL if you want to...POLL around the world
― Vinnie, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:47 (three years ago) link
A Man, A Plan, A Canal...Corona!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
Fart Smells... But Who's Supplying?
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Music is my Business.....and Taxes are Due!
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Just Four Guys Alone...In A Room!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
So septuagenarian, so good, so what!
― calstars, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
The Grass is Always Greener... When You're the Soil!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
Looks like Mustaine actually did (provisionally) end up reviving the ellipses.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight … OR AM I?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link
If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP)
If You Lived Here... You'd Be Dead By Now!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:23 (one year ago) link
Psychic... Powerless... Another Band’s Album!
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:39 (one year ago) link
You Don't Have to Brush All Your Teeth... Just the Ones You Want to Keep!
(actual sign in my kids' dentist office)
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 06:14 (one year ago) link
My Money Doesn't Jiggle Jiggle...it KILLS!
― MaresNest, Saturday, 24 September 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (one year ago) link
Trump is dead…Died badly!
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
Ass, Grass … or DEATH
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:24 (one year ago) link