― Kim (Kim), Monday, 18 November 2002 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
As far as music video commentary: the Helium video ("that chick's weird) and King Missile's "Detachable Penis" (where they don't even talk, just stare in disbelief).
― mike a (mike a), Monday, 18 November 2002 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago) link
Beavis: "Damn I'm smooth."
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Sengai, Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:08 (twenty years ago) link
Also, the episode where Bill Clinton visits their high school and says he is happier than a pig in slop to be there.
And every appearance of Daria ever, of course. Where can I get tapes of this show with the actual music videos still included? Any of those circulating by chance?
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 4 April 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 4 April 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link
i heard it on MTV NEWS beep beep beep beep beep YOU hear it FIRST Beep beep peep
MTV NEWS doo ddoo dood dooo dooo YOU HEar iT FiRsT doot doot doot doot
― ron (ron), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link
And Johnny Cash, "Delia's Gone": "Is this gangsta rap?"
― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 4 April 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link
Some lines I still use:"I can HANDLE it.""Take one of the captain."
― NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Aja (aja), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Sunday, 4 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Barima (Barima), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
"Check it out, he looks like the cowardly Lion"
And he fuckin' does! He does!
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Prude (Prude), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago) link
confusing "Sold my Fortune" for "Sold my Futon"
"check it out. I give to the poor" butthead, stuffing photocopied coins into a charity box at the store, trying to impress the cashier girl.
"chicks have crotches? well I'll be damned", B&B watching pj harvey dance on the back on a truck.
― AaronK (AaronK), Monday, 5 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link
Mr. Anderson: "I'd like a hamburger, a milkshake, and a small fry."Butthead: "What?"Mr. Anderson: "I didn't order 'what'!"
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link
beavis: he's good!butthead: he's God!!
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago) link
― ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link
Butthead: He looks like the idiot in 'My Three Sons' who's always saying 'Hey! Uncle Charlie!'
Beavis: My three sons of bitches!
Printed words don't do this proper justice, but it really was one of the funniest things I ever heard.
Also, the episode when they went to shop class and Beavis slices off his finger on the table saw.
― Kjoerup, Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago) link
I like the one where they put motor oil in the deep fat fryer at the fast food restaurant they work at. Also when they are forced by the hippie teacher dude (!) to join the self-help group and they get all the recovering alcoholics to bag it and go buy them beer.
― Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 11 April 2004 09:03 (twenty years ago) link
I think one of the funniest lines on Daria was when they were going paintballing and one of the dorky kids asks the Vietnam veteran type teacher "will we be running a buddy system on the trip"
And he just seeths and his eye bulges and goes, "I HAD A BUDDY ONCE, THEN I GOT HOOOOOOOOOME, AND HE'D MARRIED. MY. MOOOOOOOTHER!"
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 10:56 (twenty years ago) link
OTM. When I was in high school and the show first started, I hated it, because I was like, "What the fuck, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, so what?" After I'd graduated and caught it again in reruns, I said, "Holy shit, it's just like hanging out with the guys in the smoking section, that's genius."
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago) link
i love king of the hill. not as funny as b&b but it has its great momentx.
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link
― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 12 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link
i knew a guy from high school who has practically a dead-ringer for beavis -- both looks-wise AND personality-wise.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
XD
― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Woah
00:01 Reverend Horton Heat Psychobilly freak out.01:28 Reverend Horton Heat Wiggle Stick03:01 Men without Hats Safety Dance 04:33 Bauhaus Ziggy Stardust 06:16 The Cramps Ultra Twist08:10 Revolting Cocks Cracking Up09:47 KMFDM A Drug Against War11:29 Johnny Cash Delia’s Gone13:14 Mojo Nixon Elvis is Everywhere14:50 Marilyn Manson Get your Gunn16:14 Dick Dale Nitro 17:44 Rancid Nihilism19:15 Madness One Step Beyond 20:08 The Jesus & Mary Chain Come On21:47 Public Image Limited the Body23:13 Iggy Pop Butt Town24:49 Mission UK Like a Child Again26:08 Circle-Jerks I Wanna Destroy You27:47 Cramps Bikini Girls with Machine guns30:10 Silverchair Tomorrow 31:39 Grant Lee Buffalo Mockingbirds33:29 The Grays - Very best years35:12 The The I Saw the Light37:17 Die Cheerleader Pigskin Parade38:46 Stone Roses Love Spreads40:45 Napalm Death Plague Rages 42:01 Pizzicato 5 Twiggy Twiggy43:33 David Bowie Bing Crosby43:45 INXS Devil Inside44:53 Tony Bennett - White Christmas45:13 Bad News Cashing in on Christmas 46:19 Crowbar All I Had I gave47:39 REM Shiny Happy People49:19 Entombed Wolverine Blues50:40 Band Aid Do they it’s Christmas51:35 Richard Marx - take this heart52:34 Skrew Picasso Trigger53:52 Rick Dees and Augie Johnson - Get Nekked55:14 Archers of Loaf Web in Front56:54 Mighty Mighty Bosstones Detroit Rock City58:15 Deus Suds Soda1:00:19 The BC-52’s The Flintstones1:01:47 Pride and Glory Losing your Mind.1:03:22 Nelson Can’t Live Without Your Love and Affection1:04:05 Carmen Electra Everybody Get on Up.1:05:15 Jerry Lee Lewis Goosebumps1:06:49 Rollins Band Liar1:09:01 Beastie Boys Sabotage 1:10:38 Crowbar Existence is Punishment1:12:16 Butthole Surfers Who Was in my room last night.1:14:14 Milli Vanilli Baby Don’t forget my number.1:14:32 Journey Separate Ways1:15:51 Dr Dre Keep Their Heads Ringin1:17:50 Prong Snap your fingers1:19:42 Ozzy Osbourne Lita Ford Close My Eyes Forever1:21:32 Daisy Chainsaw Love Your Money1:23:46 Georgia Satellites Keep your hands to yourself. 1:25:23 Tool Sober 1:27:30 White Zombie FT Iggy Pop Black Sunshine1:29:46 White Zombie Thunder Kiss 651:31:40 Sonic Youth Bull in the Heather1:33:21 Kate Bush Love & Anger1:35:36 Maggie Estep Hey Baby1:37:28 Eve's Plum - Blue1:39:17 Monster Magnet Negasonic Teenage Warhead1:40:53 Beastie Boys Pass the Mic1:42:32 Compulsion Delivery1:44:08 Jesus Lizard Glamorous1:45:33 Frank Black Los Angeles1:47:15 Ted Nugent Heads Will Roll1:49:04 Tom Waits I don’t want to grow up.1:51:10 Beck Pay no mind.1:52:49 Ebn-Ozn AEIOU Sometimes Y1:54:19 Candyland Bitter Moon1:55:56 Shonen Knife - Tomato Head1:57:22 Gruntruck Crazy Love1:59:17 Eddie Money Shakin2:00:43 Gerardo – Rico Suave2:01:43 Toni Basil Hey Mickey2:02:34 The Fabulous Thunderbirds Wrap It Up.2:03:58 Nitzer Ebb - Fun to be had.2:04:31 T-Baby it’s so cold in the D2:06:19 Biohazard Tales from the hard side 2:07:58 Alice in Chains I Stay Away.2:09:38 Gary Young Plantman.2:11:28 Juliana Hatfield Universal Heartbeat.2:13:33 Juliana Hatfield What a Life2:15:12 Railroad Jerk Rollerkoaster2:17:17 Milla Gentleman Who Fell2:19:12 The Murmurs You Suck2:21:13 M.I.R.V Shave My Face Off 2:22:32 Big Country in a Big Country 2:23:53 Helmet Unsung 2:25:41 Krokus School’s Out2:27:49 Nina Hagen Herman was his name.2:29:23 Rick James Super Freak2:31:25 Superchunk Package Thief 2:32:58 Peter Gabriel Kiss that Frog2:34:42 Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer 2:35:47 Suzanne Vega Blood Makes Noise2:37:01 Bryan Adams Rod Stewart Sting All for Love2:37:41 The Prodigy Poison 2:39:06 Cannibal Corpse Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead2:40:25 Our Lady Peace Starseed2:42:31 Dog Eat Dog No Fronts 2:43:53 Elastica Connection 2:45:54 Fatima Mansions The Loyaliser2:47:54 Bon Jovi In These Arms 2:49:27 Vanessa Williams Work to Do2:50:44 Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue 2:52:17 Nine-inch Nails Head Like a Hole2:53:16 Cheaptrick Woke up with a Monster.2:55:00 Sweaty Nipples - Demon Juice2:55:50 Corrosion of Conformity Clean my Wounds.2:57:50 Exodus Thorn in my Side 2:59:12 7 Year Bitch Hip Like Junk3:00:48 Greta Is it what you wanted.3:02:18 Julie Brown Girl Fight Tonight3:04:06 Danger Danger - naughty naughty.3:05:01 Jawbox Savory 3:06:59 The Didjits Judge the Hot Fudge 3:08:31 John Fogerty Old Man Down The Road3:09:58 Jamie Walters Hold On 3:11:39 Gwar The Road Behind3:12:49 Bon Jovi Something For The Pain3:14:34 Nine Inch Nails Wish3:16:24 Carnival Art Mr Blue Vein3:17:56 Ethyl Meatplow Devil’s Johnson3:19:54 Trashcan Sinatras Hay Fever3:21:04 Infectious Grooves Three Headed Mind Pollution3:23:11 George Thorogood Bad to the Bone3:24:45 Blondie Rapture 3:26:08 Rockwell Somebody’s watching me.3:27:19 Oingo Boingo Weird Science 3:28:04 New Kids on the Block Hangin Tough3:29:17 Wilson Phillips Release Me3:29:40 Judas Priest Painkiller.3:30:58 Poison I Want Action 3:32:35 Ugly Kid Joe Neighbor.3:34:04 Snoop Doggy Dog Gin and Juice3:36:15 Morbid Angel God of Emptiness3:38:11 Chris Isaak Wicked Game3:39:55 Ween I Can’t Put My Finger on It3:41:53 Nirvana Heart Shaped Box3:43:50 Soundgarden Black Hole Sun3:45:30 Soundgarden Spoonman3:46:59 Run-D.M.C Down with the King3:48:33 Cinderella, Somebody Save Me3:50:33 Slayer Serenity 3:52:31 DJ Jazzy Jeff the Fresh Prince I Wanna Rock3:54:47 Gwar Saddam A Go-Go3:56:46 Michael Bolton Everybody’s Crazy3:58:28 Aerosmith Living on The Edge 4:00:56 DJ Jazzy Jeff the Fresh Prince Girls are nothing but trouble.4:02:46 Shaggy Boombastic 4:04:11 Jennifer Trynin. Happier 4:05:41 MC 500 FT Jesus If I only Had a Brain.4:07:42 Dink Green Mind 4:09:41 Raging Slab Anywhere but Here4:11:14 Slayer Seasons in the Abyss 4:13:22 King Missile Martin Scorsese4:14:59 Tiffany I Think we’re Alone Now.4:16:12 Mutha’s Day Out Locked4:18:17 Tom Jones If I Only Knew4:20:15 The Cult Fire Woman4:21:50 Wham Wake Me Up Before You Go Go.4:24:25 Grim Reaper See You in Hell4:24:54 Grim Reaper Rock You to Hell4:25:53 U2 Numb.4:27:39 Motorhead No Voices in the Sky4:29:24 Butthole Surfers Dust Devil 4:31:17 Gwar Jack the World4:33:16 Ween Push the Little Daisies 4:34:45 Siouxsie and the Banshees Peek-A-Boo4:36:29 Primus DMV4:38:08 Public Image Limited the Body4:39:33 Toadies Possum Kingdom4:41:25 Godspeed Houston ST4:42:55 Wax - California4:45:08 Sugar Ray Mean Machine 4:46:36 Comateens the Late Mistake4:48:00 Filter Hey Man Nice Shot4:50:07 Weezer Buddy Holly 4:52:09 Chavez Break up your Band.4:53:43 Sausage Riddles Are Abound Tonight4:55:14 James - Say Something4:56:41 Yanni Reflections of Passion4:58:15 The Goops Booze Cabana5:00:14 Mercyful Fate the Bellwitch 5:01:41 Kylie Minogue the Loco motion 5:03:12 U2 Lemon5:05:17 Guns N Roses Garden of Eden 5:06:45 Sugartooth Sold My Fortune5:08:17 Stakka Bo Here We Go5:10:48 Death The Philosopher
― piscesx, Saturday, 4 June 2022 00:58 (one year ago) link
Nice. But we also have this:
https://www.brooklynvegan.com/beavis-and-butt-head-do-the-universe-out-in-june-original-90s-eps-restored-with-music-videos/
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 4 June 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
33:29 The Grays - Very best years
huh
2:19:12 The Murmurs You Suck
whoa
3:17:56 Ethyl Meatplow Devil’s Johnson
yes
4:58:15 The Goops Booze Cabana
hell yeah
― sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Saturday, 4 June 2022 04:33 (one year ago) link
Huh huh, huh ... so, like, people pay for Paramount?
It's not Paramount, Butthead! It's Paramount+!!
Uh, huh huh. Oh yeah. Plus. Ugh, math is stupid.
Yeah. Math sucks. I hate math. Like, "If one butt is traveling east, and another butt is traveling west, how many butts do we have?"
Uh, I don't know about you, Beavis, but I only have one butt.
Yeah, heh heh. Well I have two butts.
Huh huh, you have two butts? That's cool.
Yeah, heh heh. It *is* cool. Like, when one butt is doing something, the other butt can be doing something else. It's, like, multitasking.
Well why don't you multitask us some nachos, Beavis?
Yeah, Or maybe I'll just sit here and send my other butt to get it.
Huh huh. Your second butt rules, Beavis.
Yeah, heh heh. It's, like, Butt+. "A mountain of entertainment."
Huh huh. You said "mount."
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 June 2022 13:37 (one year ago) link
This was great. Much needed laugh today
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 June 2022 03:09 (one year ago) link
Loved this.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 June 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link
We learn Beavis is his SURNAME?!
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 June 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link
Damn, I always thought it was Berenstein.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 June 2022 03:34 (one year ago) link
Beavistain!
― nickn, Friday, 24 June 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link
So much fun
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 24 June 2022 05:11 (one year ago) link
oh shit son! I missed this announcment due to hols. coool af
― Ste, Friday, 24 June 2022 10:05 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/aV4Gv6QuVP— PAVEMENT (@pavement_band) June 29, 2022
― Sam Weller, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 08:15 (one year ago) link
too lazy to rocktoo lazy to clean the tub
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 09:29 (one year ago) link
Here’s a scene from 'Beavis and Butt-Head' reacting to TikTok videos. The reboot series premieres August 4 on Paramount+. pic.twitter.com/9EyP0GBnbR— What’s on Paramount+ (@whatsonpplus) July 22, 2022
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 22 July 2022 19:11 (one year ago) link
I love how they created an entire movie to basically excuse how Beavis and Butthead could still be teenagers watching 2022 content
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 July 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
Meanwhile the second episode of B&B will air in the week of Bobby Hill's 37th birthday
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 22 July 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
i watched the movie a few weeks ago and it was exactly as dumb as i wanted/needed it to be <3
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 July 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it?
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:11 (one year ago) link
the new series is really good! am i alone in watching it having Paramount+?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:52 (one year ago) link
the dumpster fire episode had me howling
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 September 2022 03:53 (one year ago) link
current week's double header of death was pretty great
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2022 06:12 (one year ago) link
the raccoon one had me killed
― maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 10 September 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link
oh shit, now I see, the new series has a new name and is technically the first season, which explains why I couldn't find eps in all the usual places. Now I can catch up!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 September 2022 13:05 (one year ago) link
has this been posted anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDPRwLlpdTU
― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 22 January 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link
Beavis and Butthead reaching enlightenment was pretty fun.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 28 April 2023 02:28 (one year ago) link