allow me to let you in on a little hint: she actually really likes that his arm is half-gone
― deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
what did you say to her back
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
(!!!)
nothing yet.
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
say 'ive always thot crippled guys are so hot!' and she will reply 'srsly??' i will bet u money on that
― deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
hmmmm "i say you do what you will! be careful"
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
how about HAT'S OFF I SAY
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link
minus the apostrophe which was a stupid typo
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link
YES maybe even w the apostrophe!
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
and i dunno the caps is kinda essential, very eliza doolittle
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the hat is off, to be fair
― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/39apr9-funny-text-message.jpg
― ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuckin' hate those miniature chicken abusers.
― libcrypt, Monday, 25 August 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
good thred
― bamcquern, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
goddamn good thred!
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 25 August 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
i wish people would stop using motorola phones
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
missing an arm is a total dealbreaker in my book!!!!!!!!!
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link
it's only HALF an arm so half deal brake?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i would really prefer a whole arm, i know it's a lot to ask
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i just know i would end up getting mad at him one day and say you know, is it really too much for you to GET AN ARM!
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15111/23_2007/IMG_5236.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5797009,00.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I AM POPPING OPEN A MOUNTAIN DEW IN YOUR HONOR
http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2007/whistler07/heli_extreme_txt_msg.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/nm_web_abbrev_070612_ms.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/pictures/nola_oct_2007_pictures/Fateful_Text_Message.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.wickedlocal.com/salem/archive/x1295923586/g2582583f0a9b701cbe82562c7da2a89d8d87d1a68fde5f.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.letsoptimize.com/images/sms_text_message_alert.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/IMG_0711.jpg
I giggled. Felt bad, I was at work at the time I got this.
― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/loud.jpg
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Strangest sex related text I've received: "If I asked you to break a bone in my body, would you?"
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link
that's enough
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
FOLLOW UP!
"He's got 1.5 arms but I think he's adorable. Hee hee"
later
"Sorry to keep texting you but I love tequila. Anyway, if someone told me I'd fall for a man with one arm, I wouldn't have believed them. Crazy how shit works out."
i can't find a good way to take pics of these.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
1.5 arms!!!
― lil yawne (harbl), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link
should be the official 1p3 text message network thread
― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Three elbow-length stubs.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link
hoos otm
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/11/02/you,longing,creative,embroidery,funny,love-ec5b1d390a72bb33f2273d45177943c4_h.jpg
― ladies and gentlemen, mr. biff_tannen (and what), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
From: Roxy'what's for lunch and who's gay?' 'loose meat and none of your business.'1:00am 12/13/08
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link
</3
"CSI MIAMI = Wiggum PI"
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
hoos just thought id drop u a line :D
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4240/poopingff5.png
― ＴＥＥＮＡＧＥ ＤＩＡＬＥＣＴＩＣＳ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
what the
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
lil ol photoshop on thread history y'alls.
― ＴＥＥＮＡＧＥ ＤＩＡＬＥＣＴＩＣＳ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought that word order was conspicuously convenient ;-)
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link
i was wondering about the status of that 1.5 arms thing
― harbl, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, it ended kinda badly :(
LOVE IS OVER
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
ya all yall drop me lines whenev
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hairout--lol <3 uin--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:50 P
this can't be someone over 16 - right?
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link
she is 22
and she is v v sweet
yall be nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
she just graduated and went home to visit, having just put a pink streak in her hair for an of montreal show
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Her mistake was going to an Of Montreal show.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
cold shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
:D j/k <3
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i just know better than to stand for internet denigration of my lady friends these days <3
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
we have always been right
― roxymuzak, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
in: "foot forget fads bday tmorrw"
Oh mother, turn the autocomplete function off.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
in: "It s a full moon, vampires r out and about"
from my stepdad!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link
at 1:30 AM
"What is shazbot"
naturally my response: Google it bb!
― dell (del), Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjl9wp3p21qz51y8o1_500.jpg
― (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PtJtr.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
'excuse me are you guys with a band' and glenn talks through brisket 'we're danzig'
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
omg context please amon
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2815/9466669583_e67bd30f5d.jpghttp://farm3.staticflickr.com/2849/9466669519_a16c331f7a.jpg
― lxy, Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link
SORRY FOR THE MASS TEXT AND CAPS BUT YOU CAN GET ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF THE TOY IN THE BURGER KING KIDS MEAL NOT KIDDING
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link
in: noice mate,I'm tonging for dinner and a beer as we speakme: tonging? lolin: I meant tounging!
[THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE]
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 9 September 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uj8jK1q.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8wvSCcI.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
i never get random texts until today when someone asked me how my day was going or some shit like that
― markers, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:07 (ten years ago) link
unfortunately for marla, i am not maura (not our maura, i presume, but a different maura)
http://i.imgur.com/URoAIbx.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 16 June 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wXjYQlz.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link