thread to get over a breakup

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This dude sounds totes like one of my wife's BFs like 15 years ago who actually wound up clocking her when his patience ran thin. Good riddance, rox.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

show of honest hands, what guy reading this hasn't seen maybe one of these and thought, "uh-oh".

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

you would never come to my house!

didn't like your cat.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, dude's a douche and you're better off.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah ok a guy doing maybe one of these is not a big deal

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

some are fucked up no matter what, but like, not ever turning off the light? could deal with if guy did none of this other shit

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

There are an awful lot of one-line kills in yr list, rox.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

when i told you not to tell me to shut up you said i needed to acknowledge that i was making you go out of your way

Straight-up-WTF ^^^.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

the never making you coffee is what gets me

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 December 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

you acted like i was being a baby when you dropped me on my BACK on those metal weights on your floor you DICK

Relationship DEATH sentence there ^^^.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude must have had a 12 inch dick or something.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

...in his brain.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess my natural reaction is to place myself in this guy's shoes and think about what I would've done based on past experiences, and it makes me think about shit like "always wanted to stay at my place" that I hadn't even thought about in a hundred years.

There's a thread I could start. Asshole moves you pulled that resulted in a break-up. But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I have never made sunny coffee.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Has she asked for it?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you gotta try it, it's great.

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope you have a 12" dick then xopst

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Women aren't black boxes, in general, PP.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

What's wrong with just trying to be likable to yr partner huh?

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

But I prefer my method of just blacking out those memories and pretending they never happened.

yep

Minister for Compression Issues (electricsound), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck this guy forrealz. sorry roxy

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

"I smell coffee. does beeps need to be changed?" - sunny successor, any given saturday.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 December 2008 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude it must totally rule to have a kid who shits coffee.

TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Saturday, 13 December 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that like the coffee beans regurgitated by hamsters?

snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sorry about this, Roxy, the dude does really sound like a pig, and you deserve something better. Still, it usually takes some time getting used to someone not being around, even if that someone was bad for you. So try to hang on, drink some booze and party, maybe have some rebound sex too (if that helps). And listen to Grace Jones telling the truth about guys like these:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/52681724e6d726f7/

Tuomas, Saturday, 13 December 2008 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link

here you go Roxy, one of the coolest songs ever made
Junior Boys - Birthday (hopefully you haven't heard it before)

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

get pissed and let it all out

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Thanks, both of ya'll.

<3!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

you didn't complain per se when i put on dauði baldrs to sleep to, but you made it clear that it was a nuisance to you

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

you were such an ass that time andy met us at urban bar

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

you never wrote me a letter, as stated above, but yeah you never wrote me a letter even after i wrote YOU one

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think i've ever written a girl a letter ("uh oh")

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Sunday, 14 December 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe that's just your style. i got the impression it actually was this guy's style, but just not in this relationship where he exercised a strict "no care evar" policy

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

jordan i bet you have made a girl a mixtape or cd, havent you

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

well yeah, duh

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

but just not in this relationship where he exercised a strict "no care evar" policy

that is a controversial relationship policy

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

well making something was included in the comment! xpost

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate that this person has made you unhappy, Roxy.

Pashmina, Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

first 5 months = !!!!<3<3<3<3<3
middle 2 = :|
last 5 = :(:(:(:(:(:(

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

u want me to punch this guy

what is my attitude (gbx), Sunday, 14 December 2008 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link

halp

very very serious (gabbneb), Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

is that an offer or a request?

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link

hey roxy i just emailed you, i hope i have the right address!

it's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilariou (Rubyredd), Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Replied! <3

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link

forever must associate this guy with underworld (was actually worried about this WHEN we went to see them), enslaved, the clash and carcass, probably my four favorite bands.

shit!!!!!!!!!!!

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link

this sucks roxy. there's really nothing for it, it just sucks. it gets better tho! and considering what i've read, it sounds like the right thing long term.

living under no care evar policy is really bad for you

kuntrie/hardrock-tributes (goole), Sunday, 14 December 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link

you didn't complain per se when i put on dauði baldrs to sleep to, but you made it clear that it was a nuisance to you

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak)

um to be fair, people like me can't sleep with any music on. insomnia for the win.

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 14 December 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

ok he sleeps with napalm death on so no

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link


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