― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link
Pets can turn themselves back around = not a good comparison. Also, ts: a dog watching you have sex vs. a cat watching you have sex
― Zora (Zora), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link
-- dabnis coleman's ghost (wt...), December 6th, 2005 4:11 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)
:)
― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link
What, the IP nr was long and hard, instead of moist and soft?
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link
I meant it's like pets in that it's easy enough to avoid doing it in front of them. (ie with a baby you can turn them around, with a pet you can put them in another room/outside)
― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Stab victim 'continued masturbating' Christine Kellett June 20, 2007 - 2:36PM
A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.
Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.
Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.
Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.
He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.
The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.
Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.
"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.
Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.
Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.
Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.
"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.
"She just lost it, to put it crudely."
Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."
He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.
― haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage
roffle. Hope the kids didn't see stabbing either.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link
So wait, taking speed => wank frenzy?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Like you didn't know already.
― Mark C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Does N3D R4GG3TT do speed?
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
did Tuomas ever learn what A2M was?
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link
aching 2 masturbate
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.
― titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link
ARGH THIS THREAD.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha this thread
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?
Only if you don't share!
― dean ge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
When I was a kid I did hear my parents have sex on several occasions, and once I walked into their bedroom while they were doing it, but I don't think it ruined my life in any way.
ironic disclaimer at the end of every tuomas post.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about
― gff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I LOVE THIS THREAD.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.
This would be somehow a little worthier of the "marathon" description:
"went on a masturbation marathon on April 6-9 last year."
― StanM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/baby-tunnel.gif
― I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link
looooooooool
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I always thought of masturbation as more of a sprint than a marathon.
― milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is EPIC.
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Liberals...
― Jeb, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
1st gis for "epic masturbation"
http://www.fototime.com/9C7CB5CD495FBB4/orig.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!
― HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link
that man was the baby.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)
― milo z, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
It's only bad if it participates
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
happy new year, ILE
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Good luck, Finland!
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
That terrified baby gif is amazing.
― 2 5 (Z S), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.
― Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link
He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about He was in and out and round about
Daddy's got a squeeze boxBaby never sleeps at night
― nickn, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/little-jerk.jpg
― fingerNAGLs (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.
― ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!
"Why are we here?""Where did we come from?""Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?""Are those nachos?"
― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)
classic for all time
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?
― Zeno, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link
via iphone = in the process?
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?
― funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link
is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?
― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link