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It'll be one of those 'from the eyes of the jury' shows - but Fox already beat them to it.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

every tenth post on this thread should just be: DUHN! DUHN!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

or at least that's how every revive should start.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

guess what - new version of Law and Order set for early 2005 - "Law and Order - Trial by Jury."
huh?

Yep. That's where Briscoe is gonna end up. On that show.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I know you will all say that The Shield has dulled my sense for the subtleties to be found in finer things, but along with Oz, this is another show that leaves me totally cold, frustrated, often bored. I started with the first season DVD. Does it suddenly get better or is that it?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

season one of law & order sucks ASS. go directly to Orbach. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

and the ONLY excuse for taking Orbach off the show would be if he was getting a Briscoe, P.I. series where people repeatedly yell "BRISCOE!"

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

season one of law & order sucks ASS. go directly to Orbach. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Okay, this is maybe what i needed to hear. I also got the Vincent D'Onofrio one by mistake, but I quite liked it in a something-to-watch-while-you're-eating-a-super-burrito kind of a way.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah first season has George Dzundza, who has yet to redeem his existence in my book and WAY too much David Caruso-style cliched dick-swagger.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

in fact, if I HAD to watch any episode again (I've just seen too many over the years) it would be one that had Moriarity, Orbach, Noth and S. Epatha Merkenson. Though I kind of enjoy Benjamin Bratt a lot. He had a distinct, absurd, flavor.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has thus far completely ignored how good Diane Wiest was. What a shame.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

Briscoe P.I.

With Munch as his sidekick, this would be the greatest TV show of the 21st century!

― carson dial (carson dial), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Best show ever:

Detectives Briscoe, Munch and Sipowicz.
CO Kragin.
ADAs Stone and McCoy.
DA Schiff.

In every episode, Briscoe makes a smartassed comment at the beginning, Schiff makes a crotchety smartassed comment near the middle, and we get to see Sipowicz's naked ass near the end.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I even rather like Ice T on SVU - he overdoes the "you don' understand, I'm from tha hood!" thing way too much, but he's cool.

I adore D'Onofrio, but I have to admit apart from drooling at the screen whenever he's on, I find that slightly insane head-tilty thing a bit... weird.

― Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

he overdoes the "you don' understand, I'm from tha hood!" thing way too much

Oh, you mean Ice T overdoes the Ice T thing? Par for the course, I think.

I adore D'Onofrio, but I have to admit apart from drooling at the screen whenever he's on, I find that slightly insane head-tilty thing a bit... weird.

After one episode, it's a bit weird. After five, it's a bit genius. After 20, it's more than a bit repetitive.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah you nailed it. I found it fascinating for a while but when he kept doing it EVERY SINGLE WEEK I got annoyed. Now I forget to watch CI cos its on Sunday nights, when I'm usually too hung over or busy playing computer games or something to notice.

― Chreiysy (trayce), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I just want pure Briscoe in Briscoe, PI. No supporting cast, aside from angry police officers who say "dammit, Briscoe! If you're holding evidence out on us, I'll haul your ass in jail, I don't care HOW long you were on the force!"

Ok, maybe you can give him a secretary played by Louise Lasser.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 5 August 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

trial by jury is totally filming down the street from me. HELLO EVERY NIGHT SPENT AT SUNSWICK IN HOPES OF A GLIMPSE OF JERRY!

― maura (maura), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

ok maybe not every night

but a few

― maura (maura), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...

That was a LAME surprise.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

holy crap, no kidding. wha?

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

SHE'S A LESBIAN?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, YAY she got FIRED!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:00 (nineteen years ago) link

no doubt a response to the internet petition

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

That was hilarious. Law and Order humor that wasn't "grizzled veteran doesn't connect with younger partner, laughs ensue."

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

And at least they made Jam Master Jay into a hero.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

please someone tell me what happened, i missed it.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

it's really a lot more, uh, oomphy if you see her delivery

― maura (maura), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Was anyone else expecting her to get shot by 'Psycho'? That would have been a much better exit.

Elisabeth Rohm tried to talk them down from going all the way with a prosecution for someone she thought innocent, the Republican fired her for not being cold enough, told her to become a defense attorney. Then she came out of the closet.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Then she came out of the closet.

"Then" should have been "Because of that"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Is this because I'm a lesbian?"
"Oh, no no no."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link

No, Serena, it's beacuse you totally suck and are a robot.

The twists become so much more interesting when you consider the rumors concerning her and Dick Wolf!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Ew.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

wolf dick!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I only saw the last 10 minutes and I thought the lesbian thing must be something that everyone else knew about but I'd never caught on to but you're telling me this was supposed to be some kind of surprise? I laughed out loud when she said that.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 January 2005 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Taking Sides: Lamest Exit of the Lamest L&O Character

Benjamin Bratt's "I just want to be THERE for her, man..." versus Elizabeth Rohm's "This isn't because I'm a lesbian, is it?" "Of course not!" [thoughtfully] "Good.....Good."

FITE!

― Joe (Joe), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

omg annie parisse swooooooooon!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

ok probably corollary effect of the joys of a rohmless episode, but damn.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link

she is hot. nice to have a black haired beauty.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

and fluid unstilted sentences spoken below a low shout! it's almost too much for my little heart to take.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That was still a shitty episode though...that bullshit 5-minute long description of a scene from The Third Man as a legal strategy? Come on.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah that was weak. and it made mr counterfeit man cry!

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

That plan would've really backfired if dude HADN'T seen the "The Third Man."

"Yeeeaaahhh...I really don't know what you're talking about."

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

They should have had someone playing a zither.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I am so stoked: the latest promo for CI ACTUALLY USES THE PHRASE "a deadly game of cat and mouse."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I like when actors that are on The Wire show up randomly on Law & Order.

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Damnit, was I the only person watching L&O Trial by Jury?

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

the latest regular L&Os are cheesy, aren't they? Dennis Farina + dude from the Sopranos go all NYPD Blue on the perps (or at least they did on the last one), it's just weird and kind of lame.

SVU hasn't been as entertaining since Oz went off the air.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I TELL HIM I DO LIKE LORENA BOBBITT

― gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

SNIP SNIP

― gff, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

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