http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/110204-Conduit-Studio-Accused-of-Amazonbombing-Conduit-Reviewer-UPDATED
― you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Friday, 20 May 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3mvIYeS964
― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
is this also the Video Game Creepy Shit thread? because if so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHOZdrb5fnk
― you penis-curling she-devils (jamescobo), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llyghrbhJR1qbxqfpo1_500.jpg
― ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
lol but i mean its kinda robbed of its goodness by forcing you to so clearly picture the smug self-satisfied nerd that wrote it...
― Lamp, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
i assuming the lol is because the dude is unhinged, so the smug self-satisfied part is just the cherry.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link
oozing with charm and atmsophere
― dayo, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.auntiepixelante.com/?p=1121http://www.auntiepixelante.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/raccooncock.png
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
mind-blowing twists
― ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-nJgEFvps
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/128/739/1290224856796.jpg
― JimD, Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:29 (twelve years ago) link
I can't see a man
― Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link
Signs that you have been playing minecraft for waaaaaaaaaay, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long
― Z S, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
he's way in the backcreepypasta minecraft style is a special kinda silly
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
pah rubbish. trying to borrow sasquatch san andreas idea.
― remove this man from the internet (Ste), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
wau @ 4chan walkthru http://i.imgur.com/SU6CK.jpg
― bnw, Saturday, 4 June 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
Fallout 3 hardcore G G Allin style
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
4channers love "pretending" to be pedo
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
4channers are like 13 themselves. They're children!
― Mordy, Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WJGMV.jpg
― groovypanda, Friday, 10 June 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.gearzap.com/media/catalog/product/k/i/kinect-zoom-lens-3.jpgNyko announce glasses for the Kinect, because it's long sighted.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
lolz at that comic
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALA791OZ_4
― am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaaand that's whatever tiny flicker of interest i had in that game snuffed
― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
― am0n, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaaand that's whatever tiny flicker of interest i had in that game snuffed― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu),
― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu),
Whereas all the shit reviews did it for me.
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 08:13 (twelve years ago) link
omg the cheesinesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINUfbLV_0M
― zappi, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://oneactivecolony.wordpress.com/2011/06/09/activision-ceo-robert-kotick-wanted-to-play-battlefield-3-ea-told-him-to-fuck-off/
― XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
lol robin williams named his daughter after a video game
― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
heh, that williams commercial was cute.
― Nhex, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.blackcelebkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ice-t.pngR-L: Ice T, his wife Coco, and 'Pwn N00b Suckaz in MW'
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/2po46ly.jpg
― bnw, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
saw that photo at work, loled; found out tonight about the riots, loled even harder
― Nhex, Saturday, 18 June 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8BO4BNvcHg
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
should I feel weird about perving after robin williams's daughter
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno, she's pretty magical
― Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
DAAAAAAD
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
she's legal. or is it the williams genes you are worried about?
― little mushroom person (abanana), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL77-jlfDTs
― XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
This thread has now encompasses so many youtube vids that it crashes Firefox if I attempt to load all the messages at once. Still, one more won't hurt...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4rUuzlpdw
― Pheeel, Saturday, 25 June 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu)
robin williams played a lot of battlefield 2, playing as a sniper. he's a total gaming geek.
― Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 25 June 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
RW: Huh-haw, 'oh, fabulous! would you look at this darling area with the barrels of ooze?' BLAM BLAM! 'Oh no! so this is the ooze!' Oh here comes miss liza minelli. *Why yes! Feel free to just saunter in front of this scope! Click your heels and get ready to see Judy!* BLAM BLAM!. 'Now that wasn't very nice! -- you be quiet Señor Wences! Hand job? Wha? BLAM BLAMN 'Oh my Lord! They're having a THREESOME in the ooze! It's a mengrié trois OF DUTY! Why --"
KID: DUDE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 25 June 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
v lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 June 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/aeobck.gif
― little mushroom person (abanana), Sunday, 26 June 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
omg PP
― 151 bieber gang (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 26 June 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.zacgorman.com/IDNIN/BayouBilly_WEB.gif
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
today's joke: http://shirtoid.com/41227/its-dangerous-to-go-alone/
http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Its-Dangerous-to-Go-Alone.jpg
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Saturday, 2 July 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
Games People Play By JOEL BAKAN
THE Supreme Court’s decision to strike California’s ban on selling and renting violent video games to young people raises the obvious question: what are children and teens playing on their computers and digital screens?The answer isn’t pretty. Among the most popular “casual” games (so called because they are quick and simple to play) are twisted, violent games with names like Beat Me Up, Bloody Day and Boneless Girl.Young people don’t need to rent or buy casual games. They are available on computers, tablets and cellphones — free. (California’s law wouldn’t have applied to these games, even if it had survived the court’s scrutiny, because they are not rented or sold.)Many popular casual games contain as much violence as notorious video games like Postal 2 and Grand Theft Auto 4, if not more. But they tend to exist under the radar; they’re part of an obscure world into which teenagers and children escape and about which parents are often in the dark. (I learned about them only after I asked my 12-year-old son what he liked to do online.)Nickelodeon’s addictinggames.com, a premier casual game site, calls itself “the largest source of the best free online games.” It attracts 20 million unique monthly users, mostly children and teens. Though violent games aren’t the only type of games on the site, they are well represented — and many appear on the site’s list of most popular games. A quick look at the list supplies a sense of what entertains many of us.Like other leading casual game sites, addictinggames.com makes money by running advertisements. According to Viacom, the site’s corporate owner, the aptly named site allows “junkies” to “gorge themselves” and to “fuel their addiction.”Viacom’s interest in promoting addiction helps explain why Nickelodeon, the award-winning children’s network, might want to push brutal, violent entertainment. Violence sells. And it continues to sell to children, teens and tweens “hooked” at an early age and hungry for more. The games at addictinggames.com and other premier game sites may be casual, but their use of graphic violence to generate profit is strategic and calculated.Joel Bakan is the author of the forthcoming book “Childhood Under Siege: How Big Business Targets Children.”
The answer isn’t pretty. Among the most popular “casual” games (so called because they are quick and simple to play) are twisted, violent games with names like Beat Me Up, Bloody Day and Boneless Girl.
Young people don’t need to rent or buy casual games. They are available on computers, tablets and cellphones — free. (California’s law wouldn’t have applied to these games, even if it had survived the court’s scrutiny, because they are not rented or sold.)
Many popular casual games contain as much violence as notorious video games like Postal 2 and Grand Theft Auto 4, if not more. But they tend to exist under the radar; they’re part of an obscure world into which teenagers and children escape and about which parents are often in the dark. (I learned about them only after I asked my 12-year-old son what he liked to do online.)
Nickelodeon’s addictinggames.com, a premier casual game site, calls itself “the largest source of the best free online games.” It attracts 20 million unique monthly users, mostly children and teens. Though violent games aren’t the only type of games on the site, they are well represented — and many appear on the site’s list of most popular games. A quick look at the list supplies a sense of what entertains many of us.
Like other leading casual game sites, addictinggames.com makes money by running advertisements. According to Viacom, the site’s corporate owner, the aptly named site allows “junkies” to “gorge themselves” and to “fuel their addiction.”
Viacom’s interest in promoting addiction helps explain why Nickelodeon, the award-winning children’s network, might want to push brutal, violent entertainment. Violence sells. And it continues to sell to children, teens and tweens “hooked” at an early age and hungry for more. The games at addictinggames.com and other premier game sites may be casual, but their use of graphic violence to generate profit is strategic and calculated.
Joel Bakan is the author of the forthcoming book “Childhood Under Siege: How Big Business Targets Children.”
looooooooooool great analysis! hold on a second, brb, i have to write an opinion piece on the cultural impact of napoleon and i'm planning on basing the article around what some random guy standing in line at taco bell what he thinks
― Z S, Sunday, 3 July 2011 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
According to Viacom, the site’s corporate owner, the aptly named site allows “junkies” to “gorge themselves” and to “fuel their addiction.”
Ok sure but video games cannot create a chemical addiction and so even if there is emotional addiction involved you can't really call those users "junkies" or blame the system bc they could also easily get addicted to collected rare + obscure barbie dolls or stamps.
― Mordy, Monday, 4 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
But hey you know pornhub really lets "junkies" "gorge themselves" and "fuel their addictions" to pornography.
― Mordy, Monday, 4 July 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link