Things that just have to be Tim and Eric skits

I was just poking around Superstar's youtubes and there was one of him "chilling at home" so I started watching it and it turned out to be him posing in daisy dukes on a bed strewn with stuffed animals. Disturbing. Then the screen froze and a co-worker came over and I couldn't minimize. Not awkward at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fe8JFQhdA

I heart this so much. I love the keytar stand, I wish they were my awesome skils.

WATCH AS THIS EASTERN EUROPEN SLUT SLAYS A KEYTAR

omg hahaha

At 2007, I received award for best keyboard player in my country.

Yes, but can you play the keytar? Some might say an entirely different instrument?

lol amon

tell us about your country

I'm musician, keyboard player. Music is most important thing in my professional life. I'm well known keyboard player in my country.

I spread legs for keytar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQFDCtbfN2I

"optional hand positions"

"best of british TV"???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRbXWiXe7wk&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Those are funnier when they're from a Latino variety show and in Spanish.

The way this guy sings at the 1' mark reminds me of the Cinco iJammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2W_35mgBwk

Lola Perazzo - I am filled with dread and horror but nto becuase its "thriller"

my god how did you find that - he is God's gift to parrots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O07zfr0pwTw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2oua7nITx4

"what you call extreme sports are just versions of our rituals"
they worship the god of skateboarding?

Aw man, the heart-pumping blonde spanish lady is so awesome!

I agree! I sent the video to a friend and I am kind of discouraged she didn't go crazy over it, too.

last video am0n posted is what the inside of my head is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM&feature=channel_video_title

omg

Did I already post this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuSrc53QL4

*imagines Marc Ornstein paddling upstream to the riverboat casino where he works as a blackjack dealer, lols gently to self*

Haha

I'm going to have to add this theatrical one, though the character is somewhat less likely to be part of a T&E sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSldR9yOJq8

liveblog

:04 Dell: wtf!
:15 Dell: what the, i know this sport entails some crazy stuff but surely this is not real
:40 Dell: aaaargh my eyeballs are bleeding and all of the impacted earwax that once belonged to me has been strewn across the room god anything is better than this please take me back to the halcyon days when freestyle canoeing involved sir chris deburgh (dry-heaves ironically_

"Jesus, that guy can really fucking CANOE!"

hahaha

he's canoe-ing the shit out of that estuary

Triple medal winning routine right there fyi.

seriously considering signing up with facebook just to be friends with freestyle canoe ppl

ilxor hits it big with freestyle canoe docu you heard it here first.

Something very South Parky about these too. maybe the way the crowd politely applauds after each little trick.

http://youtu.be/Gyptl-BQNBk

oh -snap tiny url!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk&feature=channel_video_title

Something very South Parky about these too. maybe the way the crowd politely applauds after each little trick.

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I think it's the way the performance is based on figure skating and has to be themed, yet they just do a comically half assed little hand motion or something between slowly paddling forward and then slowly spinning around.

Latham Green, peep dis thread LEONCIE! Goan-Icelandic 'princess' and her synthsizer share shock and love with the world

that is an original ethnic blending for sure. I wonder where the mammary glands were from - I'm guessing Iceland.

No, the golf clapping is what's getting me in these canoe vids.

first canoe video is genuinely one of the most f'ed up things i've ever seen on the internet. and goodness knows i have put in A LOT , BOATLOADS of time looking at f'ed up stuff on the internet

also, it sounds like the mc or whatever quotes him as saying "i'd like to thank [blah blah blah] for their ADVICE, COMMENTS, AND CO-CAINE"

*golf clap

*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqC_0xx9pE8

"some people call it my signature move"

he thanks "molly doug jonathan bob elaine and all the others" for their cocaine, not 'coaching'

xpost

not saying that i got a boner while watching that video. BUT let's just say that the canoe wasn't the only thing that was standing erect at three qarters-to full mast via shitty mixed metaphors during that video

trick my trick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5aNXa3lEhU&NR=1

The canoe is unique in that it is both phallic, in the obvious ways, and vaginal, most apparent when the artist leans toward the audience, splaying, revealing the shapely inner canoe, the flower. It's...breathtaking.

"he's canoe-ing the shit out of that estuary"
lol, my thoughts exactly