^^^ like this post
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
omg evan you dont even know
― ☂ (max), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
it is nuts until the last fuckin page bro
― ☂ (max), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
grrm should put that on the back dance of dragons--"it is nuts until the last fuckin page bro -Max, gawker.com"
― one dis leads to another (ian), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
advance praise for dance of dragons: "this shit is going to be wild" -- max
― ☂ (max), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
One thing I don't get is why rapey young guy is part of the Stark household. Don't want to google it for fear of spoilers.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link
Theon is a ward, "won" from Stark's defeat of the Greyjoys
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
Theon (rapey guy) is a hostage in the medieval sense, meaning a family member from a rival house who the Starks are holding onto & treating relatively well to keep the Greyjoys in line.
― a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
― ☂ (max), Saturday, May 28, 2011 5:11 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
yesssss
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks! Episode seven was intense, can't wait for the rest of the show if it gets as crazy as everyone's saying. Maybe I'll read the books.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
Just wanted to thank folks who have seen EP7 but who haven't gone into details in this thread.
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
otm, I cringe in anticipation of spoilers but none yet, so thanks from me also!
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
it's funny, I didn't pay a lot of attention to Theon when I was reading Book 1, but since the series started airing I'm actually having a much easier time picturing him in Book 2...I think he was really well cast in this.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
theon doesn't really do much at all in the first book iirc, aside from occasionally have a bro sesh with robb. and apparently smangs babes.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
final (non epilogue) scene of third book is so baller
it's almost as if dude wrote these with tv/film staging in mind?
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
also holy shit these are like crack, I read storm of swords in under 24 hours?
loooool
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Sunday, 29 May 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
Aw hell I downloaded ep 6 twice!
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
#firstworldproblems
― Number None, Monday, 30 May 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
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― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
"star"
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 30 May 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
Episode 7 was the best yet--finally made me take the plunge into reading the book(s).
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 30 May 2011 06:05 (twelve years ago) link
1. Dany couldn't have been thrilled to hear Drogo promising to rape a bunch of Westeroi. 2. lol @ Samwise, "wizard." 3. Night's Watch are admirably religiously tolerant!4. Ned is so dumb. :(
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link
Also, episode-specific relationship maps here: http://hauteslides.com/2011/05/game-of-thrones-infographic-illustrated-guide-to-houses-and-character-relationships/#more-1141
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link
is there an epi 8 on hbo vod?
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Monday, 30 May 2011 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
nah that was a one-time-thing to promote hbo go
― a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Monday, 30 May 2011 10:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BaZa4.gif
ha ha!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link
and yes, Ned is so very dumb.
was the hand uncle benjen's hand? and wait, wasn't that benjen with tyrion last episode? or was that someone else?
― akm, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
oh it was bronn. so where at benjen been?
― akm, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Benjen is apparently lost somewhere beyond the wall as his horse returned without him. No confirmation of the found hand's identity is yet made.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 May 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
some of those craggy bearded guys can be easy to mix up. Benjen's missing - that's all we know about him right now.
― a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Monday, 30 May 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
in case anyone finds it useful, here's a spoiler-free guide to minor characters i c/p'd from another board:
http://i.imgur.com/W8rh7.jpgMaester Aemon - A blind old maester who has served in the Night's Watch for most of his life.
http://i.imgur.com/whkUB.jpgSer Alliser Thorne - A knighted member of the Night's Watch charged with training new recruits.
http://i.imgur.com/6qrEB.jpgSer Barristan Selmy (aka Barristan the Bold) - Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Ser Barristan served in the Kingsguard under Aerys Targaryen and remained loyal to the Mad King throughout Robert's rebellion. When he became king, Robert pardoned Ser Barristan and promoted him to Lord Commander.
http://i.imgur.com/fCLMw.jpgBenjen Stark - Younger brother of Ned. Benjen is First Ranger of the Night's Watch.
http://i.imgur.com/vShPv.jpgLord Beric Dondarrion - The Lord of Blackhaven, sworn to House Baratheon. Lord Beric was charged by Ned Stark to bring the king's justice to Ser Gregor Clegane.
http://i.imgur.com/ueJxQ.jpgBronn - A skilled sellsword who joins Catelyn's trek to the Eyrie for profit. He befriends Tyrion on the way and represents the dwarf as his champion in trial by combat, knowing that a Lannister always pays his debts.
http://i.imgur.com/recKB.jpgGendry - Bastard son of King Robert working as a smith's apprentice in King's Landing.
http://i.imgur.com/ObFyc.jpgSer Gregor Clegane (aka The Mountain) - A bannerman to House Lannister, sometimes referred to as "Tywin Lannister's mad dog." His younger brother is Sandor Clegane. Ser Gregor was sent by Tywin to ravage the Riverlands in retaliation for Catelyn Stark's capture of Tyrion. Consequently, he was stripped of all lands and titles by Ned Stark and sentenced to death.
http://i.imgur.com/jmptJ.jpgGrenn - A Night's Watch recruit and friend of Jon Snow.
http://i.imgur.com/Hrz3r.jpgHodor - Hodor.
― a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Monday, 30 May 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
lol nevermind. forgot about image limit.
http://i.imgur.com/uKL5y.jpgSer Hugh of the Vale - Former squire to Jon Arryn, up-jumped to knighthood shortly after his lord's death. Ser Hugh was killed in a joust against Ser Gregor Clegane.
http://i.imgur.com/DBJtR.jpgMagister Illyrio Mopatis - A powerful merchant from the free city of Pentos. Illyrio provided sanctuary for the exiled Targaryen siblings and arranged Dany's marriage to Khal Drogo. Arya overhears Illyrio scheming with Varys in the bowels of King's Landing.
http://i.imgur.com/tlaR8.jpgSer Ilyn Payne - The King's Justice (re: royal executioner). His tongue was removed by the Mad King Aerys.
http://i.imgur.com/ugQYK.jpgJanos Slynt - Commander of the City Watch of King's Landing.
http://i.imgur.com/9Dwcn.jpgJeor Mormont - Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and father of the exiled Ser Jorah Mormont.
http://i.imgur.com/MbQT9.jpgJory Cassel - Head of Ned Stark's household guard and nephew to Ser Rodrik Cassel. Jory was killed by Jaime Lannister in King's Landing.
http://i.imgur.com/9pq0G.jpgLancel Lannister - King Robert's squire. Lancel is the son of Kevan Lannister, Tywin's younger brother.
http://i.imgur.com/RgPD8.jpgSer Loras Tyrell (aka The Knight of Flowers) - A famed young knight. He is the youngest son of Mace Tyrell, the Lord of Highgarden and Warden of the South. Loras is the secret lover of Renly Baratheon.
http://i.imgur.com/nCyUy.jpgLysa Arryn (née Tully) - Younger sister of Catelyn Stark and daughter of Hoster Tully. Lysa was married to Jon Arryn during Robert's rebellion as a symbol of Riverrun's allegiance to the rebels' cause.
http://i.imgur.com/VqLVS.jpgMaester Luwin - A servant of House Stark, Luwin remained in Winterfell to counsel Robb when Ned left for King's Landing.
― a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Monday, 30 May 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tl8Ap.jpgSepta Mordane - A servant of House Stark charged with teaching Sansa and Arya about ladyhood. The title "septa" designates her a clergy member of the Faith of the Seven.
http://i.imgur.com/NcuJK.jpgGrand Maester Pycelle - The highest-ranking maester in the Seven Kingdoms, having served under several kings. Pycelle is a member of the king's small council.
http://i.imgur.com/W4mjb.jpgOsha - A wildling woman who participated in an attack on Bran in the forests of Winterfell. Her life was spared by Robb.
http://i.imgur.com/FPTSk.jpgPyp - A Night's Watch recruit and friend of Jon Snow.
http://i.imgur.com/tZR32.jpgRakharo - Bodyguard of Daenerys.
http://i.imgur.com/gk50j.jpgRast - A Night's Watch recruit and foe of Jon Snow. Rast was a raper, and chose the Wall over castration.
http://i.imgur.com/fHhqi.jpgLord Renly Baratheon - The Lord of Storm's End and youngest of King Robert's two brothers. Renly sits on the king's small council as the Master of Laws.
http://i.imgur.com/qNSLH.jpgRobin Arryn - The only son of Lysa and Jon Arryn. Robin is a sickly boy who still breastfeeds well beyond a reasonable age. I mean, just look at this fucking kid.
http://i.imgur.com/nWe2m.jpgSer Rodrik Cassel - Winterfell's Master-at-Arms and uncle of Jory Cassel. Ser Rodrik accompanies Catelyn Stark to King's Landing and the Eyrie.
http://i.imgur.com/cPjz0.jpgSamwell Tarly - A Night's Watch recruit and friend of Jon Snow. Sam is the oldest son of Randyll Tarly, the Lord of Horn Hill. He was forced to join the Night's Watch by his father, who was ashamed of his son and didn't want him to inherit his lands and titles.
cherry on top
http://i.imgur.com/8KbmK.jpgYoren - A recruiter for the Night's Watch. Yoren accompanies Tyrion on his trek south from the Wall, and rides hastily to King's Landing to warn Ned about his wife's capture of the imp.
Thx bro
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 30 May 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
These last two episodes confirmed that I do love this show.(was talking to someone yesterday about Treme and he said give it another try; it's a slow burn but when it gets there it really gets there. And i'm like dude, to me game of thrones is a slow burn, so I don't know...)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
major lols at Robin Arryn, god what a perfect picture.
Didn't realize that Jorah's dad is in the NW, who are supposed to be celibate...?
Ser Smirky McSmirksalot/Alliser Thorne -- is he the Lieut. Commander that Jon is going to steward for?
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
some dudes in the nights watch had families before joining
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
Ah, gotcha!
I am going to predict that in episode 8, Ned is imprisoned but Arya, with the help of Bob Ross, is going to bust him out with her mad water dancing skillz.
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
hated the scene in littlefinger's pleasure palace.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
found it v hard to concentrate on his speech
― just sayin, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
I found it very hard to watch since I was wincing so hard I could barely see. That was some made-up "here be explication" shit.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
It isn't HBO unless someone is giving backstory while getting a bj.
― polyphonic, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
BADLITTLEFINGER.
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
Alas poor Yoren
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
"hmm, this littlefinger scene is pretty boring... lets make this naked chick play with the other naked chicks ass"
― ☂ (max), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link