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yay! so excited for you!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

huzzah. babies are pure magic.

tylerw, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

have an awesome birth Vicky wow!!

one month passes...

twins, 40 wks will be late October, but all the pros say it'll be more like late September.

hey, congrats on superbabies! careful when they start picking up the furniture

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

With our first, the monochild, I was mildly envious of my wife's magical ability to gestate a human life from withing. But now, I get down on my knees every day and thank the universe for making me a dude.

home from work for the foreseeable, ready for the big day within the next few weeks, so many awesome emotions!

get lots of rest, luxuriate in sleep, and enjoy one another's company

congrats all! so in love with my kids; my five year old now speaks in outrageous accents of indeterminable ethnicity just like her daddy & it pleases me very much.

Euler, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

having riotously funny dreams in what's supposed to be the last week before the blessèd event. last night dreamt that we were having a girl (we're not) and that my wife had her heart set on naming her "Instahoof"

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Can't stop giggling at "Instahoof."

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

neither can I it has been making me lol all day!

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

had no idea a little aerosmith jr was on the way! congrats!!

Li'l Smitty

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

<3 instahoof

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

evidently up in Virginia the oncoming hurricane is serious enough that they're telling pregnant women to come into the hospital ahead of it - will Instahoof Smith enter this world in a fury of whipping rain? stay tuned 'hoofers

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

good luck dude/your wife/little dude!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

born in a cross-fire hurricane!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

I was born on the back seat of a Mustang
In a cold night, it was a hard rain

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

whoa holy shit congrats aero, i was also unaware!

instahoof is killing me btw

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

INSTAHOOF

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Hoofster Babbies

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw my son is convinced that baby #2 will be named "ahftikah"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/Aftika_Dara

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

#2!! :D

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.

come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

It's kind of growing on me tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Aftikah
Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod.

Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?

AFTIKAH
A Amanah
F Fleksibel
T Tulus
I Ikhlas
K Komited
A Alim
H Harum

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

no longer knocked up

oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!!!!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

awesome dude congrats

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!

Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, big man!!!!

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

rock on!

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to you all!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

<3instahoof, congratulations family!!

estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

O_O

Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

holy moley, congratulations!!

FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (twelve years ago) link


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