Oh No! "The All New Charlotte Church Show"

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Akshully, she should just make abusive calls to Lesley Garrett every week.

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"BITCH! YO LEIDERS IS OLD!!!!"

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Or replace Gavin's fake tan with liquidised poo.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

How about Charlotte Church throwing Petridish through Cheryl Tweedy's window? Marginally lighter than a brick, I think.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not Friday yet Marcello.

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

How about Charlotte Church reciting my CoM Girls Aloud piece in full, in front of Cheryl Tweedy's window?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Marcello likes to get a few rudimentary Petrdish pwns down on the Thursday to warm up for Friday's full scale onslaught. Like a pre-season friendly or something.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

There should be lots of cutaway "transition" scenes where CC gogo-dances in a mod bikini, showing off the famous Bum Of A Few Years Ago. Also: cameo appearances by Einar Orn and Cherie Blair.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if she'll continue her winning comic partnership with Gary Linker from the Walkers' Sensations adverts?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

They really should hire Scott Walker to do the Walkers' Sensations adverts. I mean, he turned up for Britvic!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Walkers' Cheese & Anguish?

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Thursday, 20 July 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Walkers Lites of Cincinatti

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Walkers I Just Can't Get Past The Comedy Voice

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Don't you just love the Kaiser Chiefs?"

"NOOHR! I SOHPPORT CARDIFF"

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that for when Walkers start making biltong?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 July 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Charlotte Church. I think she seems like a laugh, and fairly normal.

― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

just what you want from a pop star, really.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope Cheyenne makes an appearance.

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Thursday, 20 July 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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