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i have also been to a wedding with a dog for a ring bearer!

― estela, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Drunk, sorry.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

oh. 3 is much longer, and would have have been more superficially impressive.

― kenan, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

haha estela! Well done.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Symphony #2: The Res(accel.) Erection

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

wld be so much better if it had been kindertotenlieder.
or not.
i am scary.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Mahler is very triumphal and so is masturbating. It was nighttime, btw, and I was on 95 south, so it's not like anyone could have seen into my car.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Glowsticked at a Good Charlotte concert? I hope?

― A B C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

not to mahler, but on 95 south :(

― 冷明, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Been the opening act for Jello Biafra.

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Been the opening act for Dickey Betts

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ive opened up for many a stoner/ frat boy bands:

eek a mouse, pato banton, pfunk, dave wakeling, jack johnson, g-love and special sauce, shit i could go on.

― chaki, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

has a cousin who won on Jeapordy last month.

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:39 (seventeen years ago) link

not opened for Chaki.

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Chaki, but have you ever opened for

http://myspace-764.vo.llnwd.net/00918/46/77/918807764_l.jpg

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

... seen a man beaten so badly in the pub parking lot that he pissed his pants?

or maybe not, lotta pubgoing ilxors, that's probably not that uncommon.

how bout... rode in the back seat of a car with bill frist? (he did not try to kiss me.)

― tipsy mothra, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 07:42 (seventeen years ago) link

...been walking down the street with someone when they were shot.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

...went to school with someone who was later thrown out of Afghanistan by the Taleban.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Had a bath with Jam3s Lav311e of M0 Wax records

― ledge, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:02 (seventeen years ago) link

confidential

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Aimless, I am pretty sure that I have used the word 'subfusc' on ILX at some point up to now to describe the attire of Oxford Uni students when they matriculate and sit Schools (i.e., their exams)

but anyway

I am the only ILXor who has stopped for five minutes on the way to work today to listen to the croaking of the common frog, Rana temporaria.

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the only ILXor who has a Just a Minute t-shirt.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

...went to a Polytechnic with Sue Townsend's son (who didn't like being called Adrian Mole I can tell you).
(this will mean not much to the Americans amongst us I'm sure)

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

...went to a Polytechnic with Sue Townsend's son (who didn't like being called Adrian Mole I can tell you).
(this will mean not much to the Americans amongst us I'm sure)

Ned Trifle II on Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:32 (2 seconds ago)

Possibly?

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw one of these types of thread long time back, my entry was "only ILXor to have met Wally Nightingale and the Queen"

But if Marcello's met the queen, discount that one.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link

um, actually, yes I have.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, swap the queen for Marc Bolan.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the only ilxor who has got Keith Chegwin's autograph and operated Posh Paws on the same day.

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Repaired second world war tents.

― Ed, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been in a pub quiz team with two members of Radiohead.

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been in a pub with five members of Radiohead.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:46 (seventeen years ago) link

so have I!

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

wonder if it was the same occasion?

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Jericho Tavern round about 1990.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 09:48 (seventeen years ago) link

...had their straw hat signed by Budgie and Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sue. Budgie wrote '(visor)' on it. Robert Smith wrote in very very smalll writing. Siouxsie Sue was lovely.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:00 (seventeen years ago) link

wow @ chaki opening for pato banton

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link

.....

erm...who has played Bohemian Rhapsody on a Dyson. To an audience.

― unfished business, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I have dissolved woodlice in acid

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost ah. I did "Walk on the Wild side", someone else played the Dyson.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

erm...who has played Bohemian Rhapsody on a Dyson. To an audience.

I thought it was 'I want to Break Free' where they were all in drag.

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i am the only ILXor who found Roger Taylor attractive in that video.

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i could be fibbing

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not though, are you? I would have thought recent events would have shown everyone that restraint is the key!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i showed restraint by not saying John Deacon dressed as the old granny

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Not anymore! Think before you hit submit people!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this general S&M health and safety guidance?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Had Kelis buy me a McDonalds Mc Flurry.

Run topless through the fountain in Sheffield's peace gardens.

― Anna, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

bet that's on youtube somewhere ;)

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

interviewed Peter Shilton

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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...uninvited slugs on her bedroom wall.

― Gaia1981, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but i do it on purpose scheffy

― blueski, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, Grimly still bitter about being passed over in the New Years Honors list, eh, Lord Stettington?

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

grimly, it said "Happy Birthday"....well, it said "The Queen Mother is especially pleased to receive your note about our birthdays, and would like to wish..."
The crazy thing is, I didn't write to the Queen Mother. My father did, on some drunken lark, presumably.
If she HAD made any demands of worldly goods and chattels it would have been hilarious because:
I was 11 years old and -
I live in America.
I still have the note.
it's really a form letter signed by the Queen Mother.
But it's mine, damn it!

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I think blueski has complained about me complaining almost as much as I've complained!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still the only ILXor who has a neighbor who was eaten by a python.
(he lived - it was only his left arm, and the arm is still attached. But it was drastic at the time.)

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

...spent the last days actively thinking about this question, but is still stumped.

― jel --, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

. . watched the crime scene unit remove a body bag, complete with bloody foot dangling, from the apartment across from me.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

... had a party full of Canadian diplomats get disrupted by my prostitute neighbor stabbing her pimp, after we all watched him climb up the porch to her apartment (and called the police).

― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that big fuzzy blur in the bottom right of this picture is stet's head. LOOK AT THAT SHIRT. HE'S WEARING A CRISP WHITE SHIRT. i, on the other hand, am swearing and ignoring HRH fucking dicksplash.

grimly fiendish on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 5:12 PM (2 hours ago)

That t shirt looks ironed... just check the sleeves.

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

That t shirt looks ironed... just check the sleeves.

it does, doesn't it? can't have been, though: at that time i was living in a hovel and didn't even own an iron.

it was probably the combined effect of the damp in my flat and the lack of ventilation; there must have been some kind of unintentional heat-pressing effect as it lay in a heap on my bedroom floor.

god. that flat. boak.

― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

At the risk of making me sound like a complete twunt here's some :

The only ILXer who has been...

...on the Old Grey Whistle Test
...touched lightly on the hand by Kiera Knightley
...to Phoenix Arizona from London for a 3 hour meeting. Touched down at 2pm, got on the plane back at 8pm the same day.
...to the BAFTAs

― Dr.C, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm probably the only ILXor who has had dinner with Dudley Moore, Patrick Lichfield, and Tiff Needell (not at the same time) and spent a week staying in a French chateau with photographer David Bailey.

― C J, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link

it does, doesn't it? can't have been, though: at that time i was living in a hovel and didn't even own an iron.

Any proof? The picture is pretty damning...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 15 March 2007 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, this is definitely going to rule this thread.
I am the only ILXor who witnessed the president of Mexico's daughters being spirited away from an American boarding school because Mexico gave the Shah of Iran asylum.
1980, I think.
It was very weird.
or maybe it was a former president of Mexico... anyway. the CIA came in to the dorm and literally carried them away.
Because their lives were in danger once the asylum had been granted, so they were, I suppose, flown directly to Mexico.
I don't remember their names.
I remember being woken up to allow the "spiriting away" of the girls, and being impressed with the efficiency that the agents had with packing. It was all over in minutes.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 15 March 2007 09:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm the only ILXor who has been giving a spanking by Manuel Moriega on five consecutive occasions

― latebloomer, Thursday, 15 March 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yes the tense of giving was intentional. for a brief time he was my voodoo man-puppet.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 15 March 2007 09:15 (seventeen years ago) link

... had a hole between his two front teeth made by surgery.

― Jibe, Thursday, 15 March 2007 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link

**I'm probably the only ILXor who has had dinner with Dudley Moore, Patrick Lichfield, and Tiff Needell (not at the same time)**

Goodness!

Why did I read that as Patrick Moore? He'd be fun though.

― Dr.C, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd love to dance with Patrick Moore! To the music of the spheres!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't Patrick Moore a Nazi?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Well... he dropped a lot of bombs on Germany during the war it seems.

― Dr.C, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ten years pass...

Add your new unique-among-ilxors feats and experiences below.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 June 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

noteworthy:

has eaten swan at the Queen Mum's house and then spent the night in her spare room.
― .stet

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 June 2017 06:17 (six years ago) link

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