Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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Pets can turn themselves back around = not a good comparison.

I meant it's like pets in that it's easy enough to avoid doing it in front of them. (ie with a baby you can turn them around, with a pet you can put them in another room/outside)

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 29 June 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...
CAN'T YOU DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE, PERV?

http://swardraws.com/fotog/archives/2005/03/baby-paul02.jpg

bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

classik thread

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Stab victim 'continued masturbating'
Christine Kellett
June 20, 2007 - 2:36PM

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

haitch, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage

roffle. Hope the kids didn't see stabbing either.

nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

So wait, taking speed => wank frenzy?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Like you didn't know already.

Mark C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Does N3D R4GG3TT do speed?

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

did Tuomas ever learn what A2M was?

Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

aching 2 masturbate

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.

titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

ARGH THIS THREAD.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha this thread

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

Only if you don't share!

dean ge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

When I was a kid I did hear my parents have sex on several occasions, and once I walked into their bedroom while they were doing it, but I don't think it ruined my life in any way.

ironic disclaimer at the end of every tuomas post.

nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

gff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

This would be somehow a little worthier of the "marathon" description:

"went on a masturbation marathon on April 6-9 last year."

StanM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/baby-tunnel.gif

I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

looooooooool

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought of masturbation as more of a sprint than a marathon.

milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

This thread is EPIC.

HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Liberals...

Jeb, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

1st gis for "epic masturbation"

http://www.fototime.com/9C7CB5CD495FBB4/orig.jpg

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!

HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

that man was the baby.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)

milo z, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

It's only bad if it participates

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

happy new year, ILE

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Good luck, Finland!

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

That terrified baby gif is amazing.

2 5 (Z S), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.

Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

Daddy's got a squeeze box
Baby never sleeps at night

nickn, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.

ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!

"Why are we here?"
"Where did we come from?"
"Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?"
"Are those nachos?"

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)

classic for all time

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?

Zeno, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

via iphone = in the process?

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?

dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?

Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

how is dancing babby formed

glutinous maximus (corey), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

um YES

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

you're just culturally conditioned to believe that

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"

All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating babies to see?

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

what a thread

diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Uh wow. No, help.

seandalai, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link


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