this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

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WELCOME!

-- conner Smedley (conner66...), February 16th, 2003.

Answers

NOT IN MY NAME

-- stevem (bluesk...), February 16th, 2003.

Wintermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 16 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned doesnt like Spaceballs?!
-- chaki (chak...), July 22nd, 2002.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 17 February 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

unreal music = making speeches over drum machines.
more forward thinking artists like toploader and jamiroquai have melded funk grooves to REAL songs, and racous guitar work.

-- andy paltridge (quirkmoos...), February 17th, 2003.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, Doc: repost all your ilx parodies. They were frequently magnificent.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 February 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Far too modest, PF.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 17 February 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Listen, I did not post this in order to post a straw-man. I was wishing more Americans would have responded, in order to explain maybe why they felt certain sentiments of the poster's comments were valid, or why a lot of ordinary Aericans seem to feel that the Europeans are being ungrateful for not supporting America in this war. I saw other posts that disturbed me, such as those written by people claiming that their grandfathers died in WWII fighting for the sake of France, and therefore cannot believe that now the Europeans (the French in particular) will not repay the favor. Do such voices not have a point, at all ? Why should they be discredited? Also, isn't membership in NATO contingent upon the fact that "an attack on one nation, is an attack on all," ? Using this reasoning, some say that France et al are backing out of their pledge, and forgetting that 9/11 was an attack on America and that we are trying to pre-empt another one.
I was not trying to inflame rhetoric either way, please believe me.

-- Vic (Iodine999@...), February 17th, 2003 3:58 PM. (later)


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Aargh, can someone just delete this thread please? Whoever the moderator is right now, please just delete it.
-- Vic (Iodine999@...), February 17th, 2003 4:00 PM. (later)


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Vic, are you drunk all the time?
-- Andrew Farrell (afarrell@...), February 17th, 2003 4:04 PM. (later)

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 17 February 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish I could have my empathy genes removed.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 17th, 2003.

Vic (Vic), Monday, 17 February 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

you've probably met the person who the ad is directed to.

-- leigh (melodynelso...), February 17th, 2003. (later) (link)


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i'm intrigued now!

-- caitlin (wpsal...), February 17th, 2003. (later) (link)


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His first initial is K, he's in his mid 30s and has seen the fall lots of times

-- leigh (melodynelso...), February 17th, 2003. (later) (link)


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Kjohn Kpeel.

-- Pete (pb1...), February 17th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

First world leisure time is due, in large part, through the wreckless exploitation of the poor. We can drive our cars because we can afford oil that has made many stinking rich except the masses that populate those countries where it comes from. We can harvest our agricultural products at consumer friendly prices through the exploitation of third world "immigrants" (aka wetbacks, mojados, illegals....) who are paid little, have no benefits but are still making more than their brothers and sisters back home. We can import the rest of our agricultural and meat products; minerals; and other industrial items because of the same military/industrial/social complex...If we had to this all by ourselves when would we have time to watch our MTV? We've got time on our hands because we've forced the labor onto other countries while we settled into a service oriented work climate.

-- Chowder Head (bakedbean7...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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And you're complaining?

-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

What would you like graphs of?
-- Graham (dtc...), February 14th, 2003.


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Whatever anyone else wants. I don't understand any of them, just that they look nice.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), February 14th, 2003.


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cool stuff
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), February 14th, 2003.


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This is a rubbish idea.
-- Pete (pb1...), February 14th, 2003.


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Graphs of number of times Pete has shot down ideas.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), February 14th, 2003.


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here is my graph of my opinion of pete during that last post:
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-- mark s (mar...), February 14th, 2003.


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Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love how my persona on ILX has become so one-sided. OK, here's the question:
TITFUCKING CLASSIC OR DUD?

-- Millar (tmilla...), February 17th, 2003. (later)

Answers
depends on the tits dunnit?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 17th, 2003. (later)

Jess raises an important point.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 17th, 2003. (later)


Right so how big is too big, hmm?
-- Millar (tmilla...), February 17th, 2003. (later)


Jess raises an important point.

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 17th, 2003. (later)

don't worry, cozen--it's not your point.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 17th, 2003. (later)

Zing?
-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), February 17th, 2003. (later)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Martin, when the atheletes do speak out, they are accused of sexism (Reggie White for example). No one bothers to realize that some of them may be unconfortable with women in the locker room, of course not, the answer has to be sexism. This is why most do not speak out, they do not want to be falsely accused of anything.
-- Stephen Ancroid (Ancroi...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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plus they wanna show Melissa Stark their wang
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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I know I do!
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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sorry
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's odd that this is presented as some sort of issue for the athletes (have they complained at all?), but the equality issue that actually arose over this was among the reporters, when male reporters were being allowed in to the locker rooms (yes, male sports) and females weren't. My feeling is that the solution is to discontinue the whole practice. I don't see the benefit, as long as the athletes make themselves as available as usual.
-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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That's my position too, Martin, but we are now at the all-important "SHOW US THE LESBIAN ORGY" portion of the argument.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)


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Steps in an Argument
1. Introduce the topic
2. Give Your Position
3. Back Up Your Position w/clear, logical evidence
4. Show Them the Lesbian Orgy
5. Concluding Statements
-- oops (buttch9...), February 18th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's good to see 13 year olds taking an interest in real music. for something a bit more contemporary, start with the most recent albums by stereophonics and jamiroquai, and work backwards from there.
-- andy paltridge (quirkmoos...)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha.. "¿Te gustas ferret rim jobs?"

-- donut bitch (do...), February 17th, 2003.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 17 February 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude. Cup Noodle gives you the worst fucking shits ever. I suppose I might have had rum runs that were worse. But for non-alcoholic poop nastiness I vote Cup Noodle. Avoid it like the plague.

-- Millar (tmilla...) (webmail), February 17th, 2003 6:25 PM. (later)

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

help help i looked at matosblog and now i am blind
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2003

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 07:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I hate to say it, M, but he's sort of right: that red just sears into my brain and makes me want to die. Can I suggest a nice dark blue on eggshell?)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

(no)

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 08:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

(that is why I laugh, because I make you all SUFFER!!!! mwahahahahah!!!)

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 09:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

From 'The Erotic Gherkin - Classic or Dud?'

You can see it from our road too Gareth! It unites London ILXers.
I think it looks silly by day and rather wonderful by night. Isabel and I went to see a friend in Dalston and kept circling the gherkin on the way back.

-- Tom (ebro...), December 5th, 2002.

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I hope you weren't on the bus!
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2002.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILx's collective id having a breakdown like HAL from 2001! Two thumbs up!
-- (fritzwollner5...) (webmail), June 6th, 2002 12:00 AM. (link)


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dave...why are you doing this to me dave...don't take away my bright eyes records dave...
-- indykid9000 (ohthehumanit...) (webmail), June 6th, 2002

(the sad part is that i think the latter might have been me, but i cant remember.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think that was oddball. Just straight male.

-- That Girl (dallasdeadgir...), February 16th, 2003.

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Missy Lyrics Posted. -- jm (jimmythemo...), February 15th, 2003.

chickenbear chickenbear chickenbear -- Kim (grimstitc...), February 15th, 2003.

Someone asks for Missy Lyrics -- jm (jimmythemo...), February 15th, 2003.

Dan I., Wednesday, 19 February 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'd say that i'd ask jess to dance but he'd probably then ask someone to delete me
-- maura (maur...), February 19th, 2003 4:51 PM. (later)

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Easy classic. Particularly all those 'people in a graveyard/mental institution/nasty red room telling stories' which always ended with "Oh no! WE are dead!" Tom Baker was in one of these in a disgusting beard. He projected his soul into a painting and was killed by a can of turps or something.
-- Al Ewing, January 19th, 2003.


Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

he gave me some of the best advice of any ilx'er
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 19th, 2003.


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what was it?
-- Mary (maj23...), February 19th, 2003.


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"kill them all"
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 19th, 2003.


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And let God sort em out?
-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), February 19th, 2003.

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yes. unfortunately one gray december morn i put his advice into practice. it took seventy federal marshalls to bring me down. now let us never speak of it again.
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), February 19th, 2003.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

(nb: i may have stolen the last part from somewhere)

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Simpsons!

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, that's not surprising now is it

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Although I'm not sure what prompted David Hasselsloth...

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/slothhoff.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

mitch and i being bored losers prompted slothhoff

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

David Hasselhoff got no funk in his trunk if you catch what I'm saying here. He seems pretty proud of it too!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

c'mon, they photoshopped that Hasselog out of there!

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm certain there is plenty of funk in that particular trunk.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

ew. ew. ew.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

His package is more the size of a respectable clit-dick than a man sausage, I'm sorry.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"funk" as in "Do you smell that?"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"funk" as in Bootsy Collins is in his knickers

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is the thread where you scream in abject horror at the mental image of Bootsy Collins in David Hasselhof's knickers"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

"this is the tread where you scream in abject horror at the realization that you have used the term 'Hasselog'"

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Radio Shack managers are like minor deities to me.
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), February 19th, 2003.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Haha also the girls I dated were wonderful and great excuse me I have mounds and mounds

Why didn't he just leave it there?

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pig lib is box full of jewels !
-- Mickael 'Azoun' O. (mickael....) (webmail), February 18th, 2003 5:05 AM. (later)

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Hasselexchange made me laugh so hard I had to concentrate on not barfing on my laptop.

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd hate to be around you while watching the Simpsons, Ricky

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 19 February 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Leave them long enough and all ILE threads will end up being about storing piss in receptacles.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 19th, 2003.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 20 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Girl! Yoo so funny! Ain't yoo neva herd 'bout no innenet caffee?Dems da bomb! Yoo gotz yo eggspresso! Yoo gotz yo innenet! EE-maile! Po-no! An... yoo be mo unanimus dan yoo be at da crib sintz yoo be usin diffint pooters wit diffint IP so wen yoo be frontin peeps 'bout kickin dey buttz, 5-0 be havin uh hard time findin yo white ass!!!!

Peesowt!

Yo ass betta not be pregnint or yo old man may be havin a hahtattak!

-- wutchootawkinboutwillis (el_matematic...) (webmail), February 19th, 2003 3:03 PM. (later)

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was making use of the massive, Purbeck marble urinals in the grade 1 listed mens lavs in the Philharmonic Dining Rooms (a tremendous pub in Liverpool). In walked several female American tourists WITH CAMCORDERS ROLLING filming the delightful decoration.
I was a little taken aback, but mostly I thought it was funny. I resisted the temptation to turn around and greet / drench them.

-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)


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Haha the delightful decoration = the decor in the toilets, rather than any self-aggrandisement on my part, obv.
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)


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Hm "my part" oh I wish I'd never said anything now.
-- Tim (hopkinsti...), February 18th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 20 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

how do you review a box!("a tall oblong. with its wax coating and unusually strong reinforced base it's excellent for grocery shopping on a rainy day, 4 stars"??)
-- minna (girl_thursda...), February 13th, 2003 5:59 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 20 February 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago) link


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