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its the future of the internet

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.coolstuffinc.com/images/Products/mtg%20art/Fourth/Land%20Tax.jpg

^^^hacker probably looks like this

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

Somehow I doubt it ;)

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

god dammit

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

who took all the monopoly money!

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.screwthestatusquo.com/storage/post-images/letters/monopoly%20guy.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1273091093189
Come to think of it, he kind of looks a lot like the 1u1z5ec guy

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

I always try to steal money when I play monopoly - wait until people look away then grab some 500$ s

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

I did that with my little brother all the time when I was a kid

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

but I would do it like one bill at a time

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

so he wouldn't notice until some point where I had 75% of the bank

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

cheating is more fun when it comes to board games

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

I loved stealing Monopoly money.

I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

do you love bitcoins?

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

Sadly, no.

I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Is there a single reason why this thing is a good idea?

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I think what needs to happen is for bitcoins to be backed by gold

dayo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

how about gold being backed by bitcoins?

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Chocolate gold coins?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

we're back baby!

https://mtgox.com/trade/buy

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/9555513.stm

bitcoinplus now blocked by our firewall!

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

A couple months ago I wanted to sell flash drives filled with a "starter purse" of 35 "bitcoinz" (note the z!) on eBay. Bundle it with some phony .PDF about starting your exciting journey into the world of crypto currency!

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

there was a website giving away free bitcoisn for a while to get the "movement" going

hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

LOL at bitcoin-themed episode of The Good Wife

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

What if there was some kind of Bitcoin/Minecraft crossover (Minecoin? Bitcraft?)

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8xgFw.jpg

chris paul george hill (dayo), Friday, 8 June 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

bitcoin just bit yoru ass yo! while you was havin strawberry

Sweet Organic Princess (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

In addition, we isolated all the large transactions in the system, and discovered that almost all of them are closely related to a single large transaction that took place in November 2010, even though the associated users apparently tried to hide this fact with many strange looking long chains and fork-merge structures in the transaction graph.

awesome

ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

cant pull the wool over thiese bitches

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...
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three weeks pass...
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http://www.igmchicago.org/igm-economic-experts-panel/poll-results?SurveyID=SV_8qRwhHaLc7b5Sp7

Austan Goolsbee Chicago Strongly Agree 10 Hahahaha. ROTFL.

iatee, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
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I'll bet that even possessing the Bitcoin software will be "probable cause" from here on out.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/H0-6OpjswRj1Ke3U.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 06:38 (ten years ago) link

Bitcoin offers privacy -- as long as you don't cash out or spend it

On the surface, Bitcoin seems to be a great way to hide cash. Actually, it's a terrible way to launder money.

That's the conclusion of a new academic study that analyzed Bitcoin's blockchain, or the public ledger that records bitcoin transactions. The ledger shows how bitcoins move from one person to another, represented by 34-character alphanumeric addresses.

It's a sea of numbers without names. But researchers from the University of California at San Diego and George Mason University found it is a lot harder to convert bitcoins to cash -- or spend the bitcoins with a service -- and stay anonymous due to the ledger.

Most bitcoin users interact with a service to buy or sell the virtual currency. These days, most of those services want to know exactly who they're dealing with, especially as regulators around the world take an increasing interest in bitcoin.

Using special algorithms, the researchers were able to associate large numbers of seemingly anonymous bitcoins addresses with certain major services such as exchanges and payment processors, said Sarah Meiklejohn, a doctoral candidate in computer science at UC San Diego, who assisted in the research.

By analyzing those transactions, they found it is possible to somewhat deanonymize bitcoin users, opening up avenues through which investigators could reveal the people behind them.

For example, they linked more than 500,000 Bitcoin addresses with Mt. Gox, a popular exchange in Japan where users buy and sell bitcoins. Mt. Gox requires identification from its users, often including a scan of their passport. It wouldn't make sense for a hacker to cash out a large number of bitcoins there.

"We haven't uncovered the identity of the thief, but we've paved the way for law enforcement or an agency with subpoena power to do exactly that," Meiklejohn said.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Woah, Silk Road supposedly busted: http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/2/4794780/fbi-seizes-underground-drug-market-silk-road-owner-indicted-in-new

(this seemed about the best place I could find to post this... do we have a general cybercrimey type thread?)

sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link

http://nation.time.com/2013/10/02/alleged-silk-road-proprietor-ross-william-ulbricht-arrested-3-6m-in-bitcoin-seized/#ixzz2gaCv1yiE

According to the filing, Ulbricht is being charged on four counts: narcotics trafficking conspiracy, computer hacking conspiracy and money laundering conspiracy. The criminal complaint also alleges that in March 2013, Ulbricht engaged in a “murder-for-hire” scheme where he enlisted one Silk Road user to murder another Silk Road user who was threatening to release the identities of all of the website’s users.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

p21 and onwards of the complaint is pretty nuts re this: http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/UlbrichtCriminalComplaint.pdf

sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

(re murder that is)

sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (ten years ago) link

Silk Road did $1.2 billion worth of business between February of 2011 and July of 2013 ... Silk Road had 957,079 registered users who did 1.2 million transactions between February of 2011 and July of 2013

so the average transaction was $1000? huh. i suppose the high price of assassinations will put the average up a bit.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Fucking lol

smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

xp i think the calculations thrown off because they're valuing it by what a bitcoin is worth today, rather than what it was worth at the time of the transaction

just sayin, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

RIP

Mordy , Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

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