Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

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aching 2 masturbate

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.

titchyschneiderMk2, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

ARGH THIS THREAD.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha this thread

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

Only if you don't share!

dean ge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

When I was a kid I did hear my parents have sex on several occasions, and once I walked into their bedroom while they were doing it, but I don't think it ruined my life in any way.

ironic disclaimer at the end of every tuomas post.

nathalie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

gff, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

This would be somehow a little worthier of the "marathon" description:

"went on a masturbation marathon on April 6-9 last year."

StanM, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/baby-tunnel.gif

I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

looooooooool

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought of masturbation as more of a sprint than a marathon.

milo z, Thursday, 28 June 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

This thread is EPIC.

HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Liberals...

Jeb, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link

1st gis for "epic masturbation"

http://www.fototime.com/9C7CB5CD495FBB4/orig.jpg

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!

HI DERE, Monday, 12 November 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

that man was the baby.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)

milo z, Monday, 12 November 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

It's only bad if it participates

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 12 November 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

happy new year, ILE

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Good luck, Finland!

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

That terrified baby gif is amazing.

2 5 (Z S), Monday, 12 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.

Gorgeous Preppy (G00blar), Monday, 12 January 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

Daddy's got a squeeze box
Baby never sleeps at night

nickn, Tuesday, 13 January 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.

ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!

"Why are we here?"
"Where did we come from?"
"Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?"
"Are those nachos?"

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)

classic for all time

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?

Zeno, Friday, 11 September 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

via iphone = in the process?

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?

dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?

Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington (Eisbaer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

how is dancing babby formed

glutinous maximus (corey), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

um YES

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

you're just culturally conditioned to believe that

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"

All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.

Trouble-Making Foods (HI DERE), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

is it bad for masturbating babies to see?

funky brewster (San Te), Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

what a thread

diamonddave85, Sunday, 29 August 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Uh wow. No, help.

seandalai, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

cultural conditioning has its points.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, December 5, 2005 6:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

only if it is the correct conditioning.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 30 August 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, this thread needs an overbearing Brooklyn father to come up, cuff it on the back of the head and say, "Jeeeesus Christ, what the FUCK is wrong with you?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, December 5, 2005 2:19 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

horseshoe, Monday, 30 August 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Is it bad for dick cheney to see you masturbating

show me your ticks (San Te), Monday, 24 January 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away

the late great, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

what if it's a boy?
i bet you he could see further. because boys are better. it's science.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 May 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, "

Impossible not to imagine this sentence as a lyric

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

During your baby's first month, she can focus only about 20cm to 30cm away

will make the future repressed memories of a shuffling blur moaning to itself in Finnish all the more mysterious

like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 May 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link

It's the rest of the song I worry about...

xpost You know what? The one big ILX fallacy (oo-er) is that Tuomas was the original poster...

Mark G, Friday, 11 May 2012 06:31 (eleven years ago) link


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