Sex Droughts

yeah, you've just ran out of gatorade and the gas station is still in sight. some of us have been digging under a shrub in the Sahara for a long time.

Weeks shmeeks. Glad you got some Christine, but lol. I'm counting in years over here.

Getting to that point where every woman I see looks very good.

been there for years. doesn't really help tho.

I'm a creepy creeper lately when it comes to viewing men as sex objects. Anyway, I am insanely excited because I will in all most likelihood have sex tomorrow and it couldn't come soon enough.

*cheers*

Really good sex with an ex last Sunday night from which I was as detached as Annie Hall. It's over.

Annie Hall's not that detached--she just needs a little weed to get her in the mood.

don't know how a double whammy of sex + life epiphany qualifies you for this thread tbh

j/k obv

Been since January prob but it doesn't feel like a drought because my last rel'shp put me right off the thought. I like the flirting and the making out, but the anxiety I now associate with the real thing is making me never want to take my clothes off again. I mean I'm sure I'll get over it...right?

and it couldn't come soon enough

*snicker*

I mean I'm sure I'll get over it...right?

With the right person, of course you will

Thank you, that was the correct answer.

It's true, too, ime

yeh it's been a few months but it was not the best experience the last time

hot friendly women interested in casual hookups are around the corner as soon as I get rid of this obnoxious sinus cold, I know it

in the meantime, I'm so damn tired and coughing all the time

what l. said. flirting, making out is great, easy. but...i've always had trouble sleeping w/people that i haven't known for very long...even if i'm drunk or whatever it's still sort of scary for me. which i guess is why i end up doing things like sleeping with ex-'s.

Oh god, flirting doesn't even come easy to me. :(

Flirting always caused bad things to happen to me, so I guess I was doing it wrong. I don't do it anymore anyways.

I must officially be old now, because I experienced everything but the actual act on Friday night even though I could've. All the foreplay made me too tired.

My husband can't deal with extended foreplay--he can't get it up after too much stimulation. We deal with this by getting him off quickly and then going on with the other stuff. (He's OK with extended foreplay after the first orgasm.)

Well, to clarify the circumstances, this was about 4am and I was sleepy anyway.

Note to self: start the sexytimes before midnight.

two wisks

one of these days i'm *actually* going to visit dc

and then i'm gonna punch u

lol

irl less than 2 wisks i just like saying 2 wisks

will probably be considerably more than 2 wisks before next drought-stoppage tho

okay manje

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gwhv2u.jpg

still brings me joy

I'm working overtime and trying to figure out if I can write one last (2 page, double spaced lol) paper for my class and get my oil changed and hit the road for Memphis tomorrow night because my penpal will be there until Saturday afternoon. I think It's going to work out!

Urgh, temptation. Really attractive girl in my cast, moving to NYC so at most would just be a 'fling'.

My will is being tested because she wears the shortest shorts imaginable for a costume and has managed to bend over in front of me like ten times tonight.

All my lines seem to go out the window cuz my body's screaming at me like it's a member of the sex-starved production crew in the opening of Cecil B. Demented.

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

dont forget yr rohypnol stick

some neanderthals prefer a knotty cudgel?

Knew who the poster was as soon as I saw the date rape joke...

any ILXor could have posted that really

True, has kind of been a 'staple' for ILX lately...

yr post was indeed rapey but that was a nakhchivan joke, not a date rape joke

i enjoyed reading:

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

as sung in a musical number tho ^__^

Yea, it is quite rapey to be sexually attracted to a female acquaintance, and talk about it in a thread titled "Sex Droughts".

homie if you cant figure out how that post is different from the other 1,100 posts on this thread then i can't help you

guys get on my level bye

But hey, we can't all 'subtlety' share screenshots of txt message convos w/ girls we've seen naked, now can we

wait what is markers' level

be nice

Grady yer a piece of shit

sorry for being more subtle than u, neander-te

hey you fucks calm down this is the sex droughts thread

yeah this is a really important thread 2 me

it keeps people on ilx from talking about sex in threads that i want to read

8============D ~~~~~~~~ max, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:56 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol max