The Man That Ruined Doctor Who

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Ah, that's more like it. Davros wasn't even mentioned in the filum with the Thals though - the Thals were wet and weedy anyway, oh will the daleks give us food? We will all cross the strange planet with our baskets and WOT will the daleks REALLY WANT TO KILL US ALL? No bloomin way, only a mimbling old mang and an annoying child can save us now!!!

Sarah, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This, starry, is because Thals had rejected all violence as a direkt consequence of the atomic war they had fought generations ago that nearly wiped them out, to the extent that it was mentally ingrained in them. Whereas old timelords and annoying humang children are EVIL and not above blowing other life forms up "for the greater good" before buggering off to a different planet entirely.

Jeff W, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not to mention the evil that is Bernard Cribbins.

Pete, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

To further add to the confusion, the movie version (with Peter Cushing) bears only a passing resemblance to story told by the television series. In the series, Ian and Barbara are Susan's teachers at school and Susan is the Doctor's granddaughter. In the movie, I think Barbara is a lot younger; actually, she might be Susan's older sister. Also, in the movie The Doctor is a human inventor who creates a time-and-space machine, while in the series he's an irascible alien on the run from his own people.

Dan Perry, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bernard Cribbens... Roy Castle... hmmm. Seems the fad for inserting annoying TV personalities into WHO started a lot earlier than Langford, Dodd etc. BLAME THE SHIT SIXTIES MOVIES thas wot I say

misterjones, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I thought it was Paul McGann who ruined Doctor Who by being Doctor Who...

Bill, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

McGann was all right. Daphne Ashbrook and Eric Roberts were the annoying ones in that movie. Besides, the books based on the McGann Doctor are pretty freakin' cool.

Dan Perry, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

six months pass...
Paul McGann was a good doctor although the movie SUCKED in so many ways.
He's doing good audio adventures and damn he's SEXY.

Rachel, Monday, 11 November 2002 00:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do apologise. Doctor Who is clearly a seething mass of nubile lovelies all gagging for it.

It's something I was thinking about the other day, is that although Leela was apparently introduced as Something For The Dads (TM Tome Wing), due to relative culture in time and space, if she was to appear on Star Trek/Stargate/Firefly etc today, there'd be a slew of doctoral theses on how they're making a striking feminist statement be having such a minger on.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

five months pass...
"for the Dads" was a phrase I actually got from Dr Who Monthly! Talking about Tegan's riding-round-Amsterdam costume (of all things).

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

Call Rosa di Marco by her real name IF YOU PLEASE.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

What, Mrs Bergerac?

RickyT (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

Haw hee haw hee*

*french approximation of: NO SILLY Beppe's mummy from Walford.

Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 13:36 (twenty years ago) link

how are the mighty fallen

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

if she was to appear on Star Trek/Stargate/Firefly etc today, there'd be a slew of doctoral theses on how they're making a striking feminist statement be having such a minger on.

so, is this still true?

kingfish, Saturday, 22 March 2008 09:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Are we talking about Lala Ward? If so I do not agree with the original hypothesis that she is a minger.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 22 March 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

how can you ruin something that was already shit?

oh that's right get russell t davies to do it over.

banriquit, Saturday, 22 March 2008 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link

how can you maintain something that was already classic?

get steven moffat and paul cornell to write the episodes

blueski, Saturday, 22 March 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread title's grammar error irritates the hell out of me.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 22 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Louise Jameson is so not a minger, wtf.

HI DERE, Saturday, 22 March 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Less hot as Beppe's mum but not bad in Doctor Who and as a love interest for Big Jim in Bergerac.

jim, Saturday, 22 March 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Ok, so was it really all his fault?

Now watching stories of Mccoy's first season, and the execution is a bit...lacking. The fault of the writing, I'm sure, but still...

kingfish, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Bring back Ben Aaronovitch, inventor of the flying Dalek.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Things I have learnt to-day - Ken Dodd was in an episode of Dr. Who.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Watched the 'Coming Soon' trailer for Delta last night, and even it can't make it look good. Which was a surprise, because previous trailers have managed to make even Trial look like the most exciting thing ever.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Bring back Ben Aaronovitch, inventor of the flying Dalek.

Dude also wrote the two best 7th Doctor novels, Transit (Gibson pastiche) and The Also People (Banks pastiche).

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Dalek flying disks as old as Dalek Invasion Of Earth IIRC.

Anyway, reasons to hate JNT's era:

Wholesale clearance of the 'old guard' because he didn't like Oxbridge jokes

Confirmed in a dvd documentary (on Planet of Evil?), on taking over from Douglas Adams he adopted a total 'new broom' attitude and got rid of everyone he felt was linked to Adams in any way, primarily because he thought they were "posh and too interested in being funny" and he thought humour had no place in Who. Realised his mistake and tried to change things later but the damage was done.

Stunt casting extraordinaire

Beryl Reid as a space pilot. I mean, honestly. She was mostly blind and deaf by that point, and it's acknowledged on the Earthshock commentary that she had no idea what was going on while it was being filmed.

For the dads

Not a problem in and of itself, but poor Nicola. In The Two Doctors, her bikini got cut back so far "for the dads" it was unwearable, which is why she wears her jacket throught.

Convoluted canon and continuity

Too much to go into here, but if I said Season 6B it would be a start.

Script choices

I'll stand by Colin here, could seriously have been one of the best Doctors but let down by woeful scripting for the most part.

The Myrka

Needs no further explanation.

Dimensions In Time

He can't blame anybody else for any of this.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

One benefit to being an American is that the vast majority of the stunt casting went completely over my head.

lol @ "The Myrka"

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

For the dads

Not a problem in and of itself, but poor Nicola. In The Two Doctors, her bikini got cut back so far "for the dads" it was unwearable, which is why she wears her jacket throught.

Hmmm, she seems to have managed alright at other times...

Unbelievable (and tbh hilarious) "reveal" at 0.45

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Are annoying companions/characters the fault of the actor or the scriptwriter?

kingfish, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

A bit of both, probably.

Hatfail of Hollow (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Have we done a "worst companion" poll? (Adric vs Mel FITE)

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

A bit of both, probably.

TV writers will tweak dialogue and even plot to fit the vibes they get off of an actor. If s/he's kind of a dud, the character as written will tend to drift that way too.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Watched "Dragonfire", and when you have both Ace & Mel onscreen, it's like night & fucking day, isn't it? As mentioned a bit upthread, I don't know how much can be attributed different actor and character, but the contrast is so striking; two completely different levels of energy, vibe, and presence. Like, they differ by an order of magnitude or three.

Also, what's the "Cartmel Masterplan" I've seen referred to here & there?

kingfish, Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

also, sticking this one here:

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kingfish, Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Cartmel Masterplan:

An attempt by Andrew Cartmel (script ed at the time), Ben Aaronavitch and Marc Platt to make the Doctor a mysterious and powerful character in his own story. Starts in Remembrance, where the Doctor refers to himself as "much more than a Time Lord" (and, in fact, in the Target version is more or less explicitly referred to as The Other - let's not bring Lungbarrow into this...) and is responsible for all the back story refs in the last two McCoy seasons.

See also the Doctor's grooming of Ace as a new Time Lord (hence all the Ace-heavy characterisation in the likes of Ghost Light) to show just how powerful he was in Marc Platt's unfilmed Ice Time.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:42 (fourteen years ago) link

In other news, Powells had a copy of Tymewrym: Genesys for twenty fuckin' bucks. I know its an out of print paperback, but good Christ...

http://www.drwhoguide.com/na/na01.jpg

kingfish, Sunday, 24 May 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Many of the New Adventures will set you back a lot more than that. Unlike Genesys, some of them are worth it.

Ian Edmond, Monday, 25 May 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My 'Delta and the Bannermen' came early and I watched it this morning. I am now watching 'City of Death' in an attempt to erase it from my brain.

I'd forgotten just how woeful it really is - a series of barely comprehensible set-pieces forced together into almost a plot (even the production subs point out in ep 2 that you should "pay attention to this bit as it's the only time the plot turns up), a shoehorned comedy double act that you feel embarrassed for and some of the worst dialogue and acting in living memory. "Did he shoot you Doctor?" asks Mel at one point, when she was about a foot away from the Doctor at the time in the sidecar of the motorbike HE WAS DRIVING which you would think might make him having been shot A BIT FUCKING OBVIOUS.

And so, so many questions... how does the pod containing the new Princess get into the Bannermen ship they steal, giving they're not carrying it with them at any point? Where does Billy get the idea to drink the green syringe juice? More to the point, where in the name of the wee man do they come from? Delta isn't carrying them at any point before they become a plot issue. Are bees REALLY enraged by the sight of honey? Where did the Doctor's glasses come from, or go, since he's riding a bike the whole time? Is Delta's planet overrun or not? Who are these galactic police the Doctor threatens Gavrok with?

The extras are pretty poor, but are by far the best thing on the disc. Depressingly, probably the only really worthwhile thing on it is the trailer for The War Games. At least it's only a fortnight away...

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Saturday, 20 June 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Key of Marinus soon after - but don't blink, cos you'll miss the extras on that. Then Twin Dilemma, I believe. Unless it's this Dalek Warbox.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 20 June 2009 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

It's War Games, then Black Guardian then Marinus, with a release of Remembrance out of the Davros box somewhere in there too. Then Twin Dilemma which is, I think, the last properly announced and dated release.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Saturday, 20 June 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Bloody hell, we did Black Guardian ages ago, I thought that was long out.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 20 June 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Shouldn't this thread title be "The Man Who Ruined Doctor Who"?

Aimless, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

"Nerd Moans" wd cover it

poking pocong (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of

Also SWD appears in possibly the worst dalek story ever

bring Alan back here to fite about this

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago) link


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