― gbx (skowly), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link
paul harvey is the REAL rural folk bullshit that tombot was complainin' about on the other thred. and that's why he totally fucking slayz gk any diddy damn day of the week.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
The novel is in a pretty bad state. A future historian surveying the novel at the turn of the century will see a world populated with grisly serial killers, overly-imaginative sexual perverts, legions of oppressed and/or repressed people of certain socio-political constructs, dire pain and sorrow emanating from all directions; the sole exception being lonely, 30-something, city-women who drink cosmopolitans and have a staggering number of sexual partners. What he won't have is any insight into the souls of the vast majority. The people who populate the day-to-day world will be a blank slate to him. Or worse, he will come away believing we are mindless slaves to some combination of our neuroses and advertising.
That's a shame, because I believe there are great stories in normalcy. The sales rep who is thousands of miles away from home trying to close a deal on two hours sleep with a broken laptop. The divorced mom who gets hauled out of work to meet with her daughter's teacher who thinks the kid should be on Ritalin. The 22-year-old who, upon graduation from state college, realizes she will make a better living as a waitress than an entry-level web designer. The hypertense father of four who can't stop eating baby back ribs and hopes Viagra will save his marriage. The families who haul themselves out of bed at 5 AM because that's the only time the hockey league can get ice time for the kids. The 38-year-old woman away on her first ever solo vacation. The middle aged bachelor who realizes that all he has to show for his life is an encyclopedic knowledge of '80s movies.
There are great stories in the common, with stark and revealing conflicts, an awful lot of humor, and an endless supply of humanity. The stories may get told, but it's increasingly unlikely novelists will do it. Why bother with the trouble of creating interest and depth from commonality? It's much easier to go to the headlines and pile on the bombast. The further and further novels get from the mainstream of life the more the novel loses it's stature as an art form. It becomes just another thing to pass the time, another form of entertainment. And since reading a novel is much more troublesome than most other ways to pass the time, the novel moves further and further to the sidelines of art, taking up a spot right next to poetry and painting (if it hasn't already), with only a handful of devotees talking amongst themselves.
This is, I suppose, natural. Another form of writing will rise to take its place as a vital form of humanistic expression. It could be 'blogs for all I know. But as a novelist, I can't help but be saddened. Especially since it almost certainly means I'll be keeping my day job. Forever.
One author who still occasionally writes of normalcy is Garrison Keillor. His well-received Wobegon Boy is a classic example of fiction as contemporary documentation, with characters and plotlines of the sort that happen to everyone, everyday. No murders, no wanton sex, no magic realism or impressionistic symbolism; just funny, well paced and smartly observed storytelling. Keillor's currently remaindered novel Lake Wobegon: 1956, is dissimilar in plot but very similar in concept.
We follow a 14-year-old boy, Gary, who describes himself as having the face of a frog, across a single summer in Lake Wobegon. Those expecting the gentle folksy stories of Keillor's radio shows may be shocked by the frank nature of this book. Keillor stays true to reality in expressing the inner thoughts of a 14-year-old boy; that is to say there is an overreaching obsession with sex and toilet humor. Perhaps the greatest accomplishment of this book is that it honestly portrays the mind of a 14-year-old boy — including the ignorance, awkwardness, and outright painfulness of it all — without ever being prurient or lurid. Frank and explicit yes, but American Pie this ain't.
Clearly autobiographical to a large extent, Gary lives a stifling life amidst a devoutly religious family. Gary is wracked with guilt. He knows Jesus and his late grandfather are always watching from above, even when he has a friend's copy of High School Orgies hidden inside Life magazine. He knows it would kill his mother to find-out that he has been kissing his 17-year-old cousin Kate. And God forbid anyone ever see the insulting stories he's written about his teacher. To him, it seems the world is a perfectly orderly place and he only exists as a freak within it.
And yet, much more comes to light. He's discovers a strain of (very mild) mental illness in his family — no raving lunatics, no axe murders; just a small problem that has been right under his nose, but he didn't have a clue because no one ever talked about it. He is stunned when his mother talks about a time when she went away to New York to visit his father in the service. Just the idea of his mother wandering around New York at all hours of the night blows his mind. But most tellingly, when Gary's clever stories and poetry are criticized and dismissed by the authority figures in his life, he receives a bit of advice on artistic integrity from a hard-drinking, debt-besotted, rock singer who few in his circle have had anything good to say about. Gary steps beyond the confines of his rigid faith and family.
Actually, that's a formula for disaster. Misunderstood child, repressed by religious family in a rural community, sees the evil that has been holding him back and breaks away. Except Keillor isn't anywhere close to that trite. Though he clearly, sympathizes with Gary, but he never descends into judgementalism.
In contrast Keillor has also written such novels as Me: by Jimmy (Big Boy) Valente, a clever satire of, or a shameless attack upon (depending on where your political sensibilities lie), Jesse Ventura, featuring what a jacket copy editor might call personalities pulled from the headlines of the day. Or his latest, Love, Me, a slightly confused story of a writer which who goes off into the world only to end up in cahoots of the mob at the request of John Updike.
Keillor is, justifiably and necessarily, trying to push into new places with his novels. Criticizing the far-fetched in comparison to the normal is akin to a fan of A Hard Day's Night dissing the White Album. But here's hoping Keillor doesn't completely lose sight of the normal.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link
yellowcard on the way.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
the on the media people regularly annoy me...most of the other shows just make me embarrassed for the people on them..though wwdtm, has its moments sometimes
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
I assumed you were talking about Whad'Ya Know, hosted by Michael Feldman. Both can be pretty funny in a cornball way.
I do a good Garrison Keillor impression: the trick is to start out kind of high and loud and then progressively get slower and quieter, as if you're being rocked to sleep, and it's shhhh... -- AND THEN suddenly roused again.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/vinylcafe/images/stuart_stool.jpg
fucking look at him!
― 333333333333 (33333), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link
BY THE WAY, NOT ENOUGH PICS OF THIS GOOEY, HEAVYBREATHING NUTJOB ON THREADhttp://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2001/06.07/photos/11-keillor3-300.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:GarrisonKeillor.jpghttp://www.pa.lamar.edu/dept/pi/news/2005/01/18.jpghttp://www.eyeonbooks.com/gallery/keillor.jpghttp://www.theaterticketsnow.com/images/garrison-keillor1.jpg
― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link
-- gabbneb (gabbne...), June 2nd, 2006 2:36 PM. (gabbneb)
ur gonna luv your new audio yellow card!!
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 2nd, 2006 2:18 PM. (gear)
ahahalol
"and now you know... the rrrrest of the story. i'm paul harvey..........good day!"
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link
i love carl kassel and corey flintoff and robert siegel
xppp
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link
xp
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link
but anyway you do have to give GK props at least for his "impeach Bush" editorial
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 2 June 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
cannot listen to garrison keillor say anything anymore without thinking of this post
― max, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/tv/132931758.html
'Prairie Home' sound effects master Tom Keith dies
― goole, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
*ker-thunk!*
― pplains, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pictures-of-Garrison-Keillor-Looking-at-an-Erect-Male-Member/146289608725651
― ENBB, Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:38 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark
My dad listens to this ALL THE TIME and a couple months ago I he had it on in the car which, of course, made me think about this thread/that fb group. I literally LOLd started telling him about the facebook group when I was like wait what am I doing? I can't tell my dad about this. Then I was all, oh nm.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
ah damn that sucks. i saw prairie home companion live once and i'm a total geek for foley effect stuff, cool to see how he did everything
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
"You and Pictures of Garrison Keillor Looking at an Erect Male Member"
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Thursday, 3 November 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006
one of my top ten favorite ilx posts, i think.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
It's so fucking true. I can't hear the guy without thinking about that post.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
Man, RIP Tom Keith.
― elan, Friday, 4 November 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg
― del griffith, Monday, 26 November 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
Mmm yes hello
hate that cunt
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, June 2, 2006 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Monday, 26 November 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
errm yes *labored breath* hello
http://www.charlierose.com/view/interview/12691
― shaane, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCXqrBmdaE
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 13 December 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/138/Picture_2.png
― My Heart, My soul, My World, Mahbod, My everything (lpz), Friday, 14 December 2012 06:07 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cqieCdlhX9A#t=42
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 8 September 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo2p6JHVx1qzoxbvo1_500.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link
he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 12:00 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― marcos, Friday, 20 September 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
xp probably my favorite moment in the whole wire
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 September 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link
http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/Toki_Garrison.jpg
― My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
http://i4.bebo.com/047/21/mediuml/2008/12/04/19/2532111077a9562383733ml.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3xsoZ.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
timely
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:11 (six years ago) link