Sex Droughts

Flirting always caused bad things to happen to me, so I guess I was doing it wrong. I don't do it anymore anyways.

I must officially be old now, because I experienced everything but the actual act on Friday night even though I could've. All the foreplay made me too tired.

My husband can't deal with extended foreplay--he can't get it up after too much stimulation. We deal with this by getting him off quickly and then going on with the other stuff. (He's OK with extended foreplay after the first orgasm.)

Well, to clarify the circumstances, this was about 4am and I was sleepy anyway.

Note to self: start the sexytimes before midnight.

two wisks

one of these days i'm *actually* going to visit dc

and then i'm gonna punch u

lol

irl less than 2 wisks i just like saying 2 wisks

will probably be considerably more than 2 wisks before next drought-stoppage tho

okay manje

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gwhv2u.jpg

still brings me joy

I'm working overtime and trying to figure out if I can write one last (2 page, double spaced lol) paper for my class and get my oil changed and hit the road for Memphis tomorrow night because my penpal will be there until Saturday afternoon. I think It's going to work out!

Urgh, temptation. Really attractive girl in my cast, moving to NYC so at most would just be a 'fling'.

My will is being tested because she wears the shortest shorts imaginable for a costume and has managed to bend over in front of me like ten times tonight.

All my lines seem to go out the window cuz my body's screaming at me like it's a member of the sex-starved production crew in the opening of Cecil B. Demented.

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

dont forget yr rohypnol stick

some neanderthals prefer a knotty cudgel?

Knew who the poster was as soon as I saw the date rape joke...

any ILXor could have posted that really

True, has kind of been a 'staple' for ILX lately...

yr post was indeed rapey but that was a nakhchivan joke, not a date rape joke

i enjoyed reading:

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

as sung in a musical number tho ^__^

Yea, it is quite rapey to be sexually attracted to a female acquaintance, and talk about it in a thread titled "Sex Droughts".

homie if you cant figure out how that post is different from the other 1,100 posts on this thread then i can't help you

guys get on my level bye

But hey, we can't all 'subtlety' share screenshots of txt message convos w/ girls we've seen naked, now can we

wait what is markers' level

be nice

Grady yer a piece of shit

sorry for being more subtle than u, neander-te

hey you fucks calm down this is the sex droughts thread

yeah this is a really important thread 2 me

it keeps people on ilx from talking about sex in threads that i want to read

8============D ~~~~~~~~ max, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:56 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol max

have to love live theatre

still wanna know about markers' level tbh

markers i want you to have a version of this gif that says EAT SNACKS and MAKE PLANS
http://www.e36-tech.com/forum/images/smilies/GetMoneyFuckBitches.gif
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, December 17, 2010 6:47 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

<3

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 21, 2010 10:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

and with that display name

cattle grind i love ur big weenie but it hurts me in my vagina

i'm listening to amish paradise rite now

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090620141212AAiuLJj

^^had that bookmarked didn't u

Well, speaking as a really big guy...

Again, I'm really big

:(

xp DMO, even

i am very content with my puppy. some perfectly nice people have complained he bit them and gave them rabies.

lmfao

i am very content with estela.

estela i see you have not taken cattle grind's advice/recommendation for you yet