Sex Droughts

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lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

irl less than 2 wisks i just like saying 2 wisks

will probably be considerably more than 2 wisks before next drought-stoppage tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

okay manje

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gwhv2u.jpg

still brings me joy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'm working overtime and trying to figure out if I can write one last (2 page, double spaced lol) paper for my class and get my oil changed and hit the road for Memphis tomorrow night because my penpal will be there until Saturday afternoon. I think It's going to work out!

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Urgh, temptation. Really attractive girl in my cast, moving to NYC so at most would just be a 'fling'.

My will is being tested because she wears the shortest shorts imaginable for a costume and has managed to bend over in front of me like ten times tonight.

All my lines seem to go out the window cuz my body's screaming at me like it's a member of the sex-starved production crew in the opening of Cecil B. Demented.

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

dont forget yr rohypnol stick

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

some neanderthals prefer a knotty cudgel?

remy bean, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

Knew who the poster was as soon as I saw the date rape joke...

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

any ILXor could have posted that really

I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

True, has kind of been a 'staple' for ILX lately...

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

yr post was indeed rapey but that was a nakhchivan joke, not a date rape joke

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

i enjoyed reading:

I may just forget all my lines tonight!

as sung in a musical number tho ^__^

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

Yea, it is quite rapey to be sexually attracted to a female acquaintance, and talk about it in a thread titled "Sex Droughts".

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

homie if you cant figure out how that post is different from the other 1,100 posts on this thread then i can't help you

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

guys get on my level bye

http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

But hey, we can't all 'subtlety' share screenshots of txt message convos w/ girls we've seen naked, now can we

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

wait what is markers' level

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

be nice

http://bit.ly/n1ntjo (markers), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

Grady yer a piece of shit

Neanderthal, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

sorry for being more subtle than u, neander-te

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

hey you fucks calm down this is the sex droughts thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this is a really important thread 2 me

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

it keeps people on ilx from talking about sex in threads that i want to read

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

8============D ~~~~~~~~ max, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:56 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol max

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

have to love live theatre

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

still wanna know about markers' level tbh

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

markers i want you to have a version of this gif that says EAT SNACKS and MAKE PLANS
http://www.e36-tech.com/forum/images/smilies/GetMoneyFuckBitches.gif
― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, December 17, 2010 6:47 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

<3

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

I am very content with my size. some girls have complained I hurt them because I was so big.

― Where's Mexican Waldo? (Cattle Grind), Sunday, March 21, 2010 10:10 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

obi wan jacoby (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

and with that display name

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

cattle grind i love ur big weenie but it hurts me in my vagina

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

i'm listening to amish paradise rite now

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090620141212AAiuLJj

buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

^^had that bookmarked didn't u

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

Well, speaking as a really big guy...

buzza, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

Again, I'm really big

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

:(

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

xp DMO, even

bullbs (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

i am very content with my puppy. some perfectly nice people have complained he bit them and gave them rabies.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

lmfao

markers, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

i am very content with estela.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

estela i see you have not taken cattle grind's advice/recommendation for you yet

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

i did but then i lady lazarused myself.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

i suppose it must be reassuring to know that you're not the only girl who's been hurt by our friend cattle grind

max, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

max.

estela, Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

^^

Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Thursday, 28 July 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

And the pile on starts again.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

christine otm guys wtf not that I can really defend that weird post but there's a whole bunch of other boards on ilx to be uncool to ppl on

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link


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